#the worst benny boy updates blog is an artist

[coralsgrimes]

I haven’t actually listened to Ben’s new songs but was curious to read the lyrics. I’m still believing that all these new songs are about jh (even though Ben will come up with a completely different story when asked what the songs are about), again “songs for jh 2.0”. When reading the lyrics to his song “someday” I actually laughed out loud because 100% it’s about her. Something along the line of: “I love hearing your voice say my name, have felt that way for 4 years, I’m not too proud” and then he starts referencing that damn sun imagery again. The man will never have a different muse 😂

So I used yer genius approach and I skimmed through the lyrics too and oh booooooy

EVERYONE WHO CAME AT US FOR WHATEVER REASON DURING BULIANNE SHOULD BE FORCED BY COURT ORDER TO GRAVEL AT OUR FEET AND PAY US COMPENSATION...

Ladies gents and they/thems of the audience, ye all should look into the archive of Coral and the beginning of me blog cuz there's so much context and background THAT BENNY NEVER GIVES YE and we all fucking laughed over years ago.

Also I see your Someday and the timeline confirmation and I must add Stolen Time (and maybe the last track on the album too) cuz like I smell Benny talking about the times he was fucking the STILL MARRIED fairy queen when her THEN 11:11 HUSBAND was out of town making monies.

Okay other thoughts on the album/lyrics:

1. Yeah they are nothing special and just reading them without music I had different songs popping in me head.

2. It sounds like whining and pinning and more whining and pinning but like Benny's lyrics be communicating it via his childhood diary and edited by Riverdale team. Like it's truly the embodiment of I'm 14 and this is deep.

3. Okay besides a few lines here and there they all be the same song. Like I said pinning and whining. There's no story to the LP like he claims and I cannot see him working through anything, he just be whining like a petulant child who got his toy taken and cannot get it back. But like it could be done in a good way like but yeah his is just lazy and petty and looking through the context it's also really fucking cringe and embarrassing and prompts the question - cuz of HER? really?

4. Coral, and Coral contributors, should be included in the credits for the album cuz like this is just what he be waffling about too.

5. He needs help. Like serious help cuz this is crazy. He is far from being over this whatever relationship, and how he be handling the LP and what he's saying (and already changing his mind about some shite apparently) seems to be him trying and miserably failing to get back at SOMEONE while STILL trying to cover his ass and hide everything.

6. And speaking off, he is blaming mostly her in them songs right? Like it's the impression imma getting out of it but it's her fault for hooking poor innocent Benny and then stringing him along for the ride.

Pretends to be a therapist while having the emotional capabilities and personality of roughly a slug. Probably a slug that was stepped onto by someone lol

And I took the liberty to prepare a new album cover for him and some singles. A more apt one ye kids might say... I used canvas just like Benny does ;c hope ye all like it cuz imma never getting these 5 minutes of me life back xd

[coralsgrimes]

Benny Boy serving no cunt per usual, weeks after everyone else!

Go Girl Give Us Nothing Bonus Content

[coralsgrimes]

Good day for people with no taste and no backbone! (cuz they lost it after Benny's superspreader gig last year!! But probably had a lack of taste before)

Benny Boy will be doing more gigs where he will sing his four or five original songs and then he will butcher songs of actual artists, that would be 30�� lol and yer dignity and probably yer hearing....

The European tour (pains me to type this one) will end with a con in Germany when ye can meet the man himself for 300£, for half a minute!!!! to sponsor his vanity music project!

Also don't forget to buy Benny merch as he got it in bulk from a sweatshop and needs to get rid of it 🙏🙏