#the wolf at the door. talk show host. jigsaw falling into place maybe?

[spghtrbry]

saul goodman & radiohead albums

[thirstyfortom]

Not sure on cute and funny, but definitely silly LOL. No Vanderwood, I’m sorry, I don’t know how to write him. Still hope you like this!^^

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

RFA + Saeran scaring MC

Zen

You got home and saw his text asking you to meet him at the rooftop

It was a beautiful full moon and he wanted you to see it~

Well, the beautiful full moon was there, where the hell is Zen?

Then you heard it, coming from behind you:

 “Awooooo!”

Yep, Zen howling… cause it’s a full moon and he’s a wolf. Get it?

You could have just shrieked and he would tell you you’re so cute when you’re scared, but you decided to go a little further.

So you made a horrified expression and rolled your eyes, falling to your fake fainting

He made an even more horrified expression and caught you before you would hit the ground.

“Oh no… please babe, I’m so sorry, I’m so so sorry, please… wake up…” you open one eye and smile playfully. “Oh yeah, Zenny, you’re right, it’s a beautiful moon, indeed.”

Yoosung

You convinced him to play a scary game with you

And the boy was doing his best, playing and trying not to let you see he was scared to shit

The game was over and you got up, telling him you were going to get some water.

Oh… so you’re going to the kitchen… and leaving him alone… here… in the dark… with the creepy soundtrack from the game still playing…  ALONE… IN THE DARK…

He was terrified, but didn’t want you to notice.

So he didn’t run as he wanted, he went all quietly… trying to keep it cool…

“Hey honey, I…” “OH MY GOD, YOOSUNG! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?” you jump, spilling the water in the sink and floor.

He looks at you confused, you seemed so chill playing the game and… wait a minute.

“MC, are you scared?” “Wh-what? Of… of course not!” you chuckle nervously, he laughs and brings you for a hug.

“Good, I’m… I’m not scared either… I’ll get the cloth to clean this…” he heads toward the laundry, you hold his arm “Wait, I’ll… go with you…” Boy is internally thanking God you’re not letting him go alone to that damn laundry

Jaehee

You were discussing some ideas to boost sales

You suggested decorating the café for Halloween

Maybe some spooky recipes for cupcakes and beverages?

 Yep! Lady has been working all morning on these cake pops who look like gory eyeballs

You knew she was working on this, you just didn’t get the memo on how… realistic the eyeballs looked

Jaehee stepped into the kitchen and saw you staring at the cake pops with a petrified expression.

 “M-MC? Do they look that horrible?” “Y-yes…yes, they do…”

Oh… she’s not sure if she should take it as in: “oh, they look horrible because they look real” or horrible as in “this sucks”

Well, judging from our face they look scary, so… horrible as in horror. And usually she wouldn’t play with you, but your expression is just too priceless.

“Well, I hope they at least taste nice…” P R I C E L E S S

Jumin

You got home, completely soaked due to the heavy storm outside

You were worried about him, he texted you saying he was on his way home, but the rain probably made him and Driver Kim stuck in traffic

 He tried to call you, but the service was bad and all you heard was something similar to static…

Elizabeth showed up and jumped in your lap, and you took as a sign everything was okay.

Yes… everything is okay. Soon he’ll be here… you better relax and get some dry clothes…

You went to the bathroom, but couldn’t finish your shower when the power went off and the water turned cold

But the worst thing wasn’t that, it was the figure standing right in front of the bathroom door. When you opened, a lightning struck and you saw them there.

You screamed your lungs out, almost falling on the floor until you heard a familiar voice.

“MC? Are you alright? It’s me… Jumin.” You would laugh at him stating his name as if you didn’t recognize his voice, if only you weren’t so mad. “Oh my God, Jumin… you really need to start making noises… why didn’t you tell me you were waiting in front of the door?

 “The power went off before I had the chance to join you in shower, so I thought I could at least greet you…” you’re so relieved he can’t see how much you’re blushing.

 Saeyoung

The light bulbs started flickering

You thought it was just some electrical problem, but… they would only flicker when you would step into the room

Then… the light in the kitchen went off out of nowhere… by itself

Saeyoung was out to get some groceries, so you called him

“Tell me you’re on your way.” You said. “Yeah, I’ll just grab some munchies, why? Something wrong?”

“I… I don’t know… there’s something wrong with the lights, I… how can fluorescent light bulbs flicker?” “Uh oh…”

“What is ‘uh oh…’?” “Oh, uhm… maybe it’s some electrical interference caused by a spaceship passing by?” What the hell?

“What?” “You know… aliens… they could be out there messing with light bulbs and… invading humans bodies… you know?” he is the one messing with the bulbs, isn’t he?

You decide to play along “Hum, I see… so there’s no way I can know if I’m talking to Saeyoung or the alien who took him as a host?” “Ah, you’re smart, no wonder he fell for you…”

“Yeah? So please, Mr. Alien, tell Saeyoung if he doesn’t stop trying to scare me, he’ll have to sleep in the spaceship… or the couch.” The lights stopped flickering and, in a matter of minutes, Saeyoung was there. Nothing is scarier than when you mention the couch.

V

You guys had a little much to drink that night

You woke up in the middle of the night and found his side of bed empty

You found him on the kitchen table, staring at something over it.

You came close and saw a glass and something else… a board?

A little drunk and very sleepy, you could swear the glass moved by itself…

Holy fuck! Is that an Ouija board?

“What are you doing, Jihyun?” “Oh, hey my love… can’t sleep either? Come here and help me play…” Holy baby Jesus!

“I… I rather not, thank you…” “Why, it’s fun, come here…” there was something sinister about his voice…

“No, Jihyun! And you should stop with whatever you’re doing! This thing is evil!” “Evil…? Oh my love, there’s nothing evil with jigsaw puzzles…” now he sounded like he was wining and sniffing… he was just drunk too.

He asked you in the morning if you remember something about talking about an Ouija board with him last night… “You should start going easy on the wine, Jihyun…” you both, actually.

Saeran

 You were bored and alone at home, might as well watch a movie

So you went classic and picked “Psycho”

And after you’ve finished watching it, you decided to take a shower. Saeran would be here soon to pick you up for a date

You were washing your hair and let the water from the shower wash away the shampoo in your forehead.

When you opened your eyes, there was a silhouette behind the shower curtain.

You screamed and put your arms in front of your head. “Ahhh, don’t hurt me, please!”

“What the hell are you doing? Don’t scare me like that!” you opened your eyes and looked up, only to find Saeran with widen eyes and chest falling and rising quickly.

 “Saeran… how did you…? Why are you…?” “You gave me the keys to your place, and you weren’t answering, so I… came to the bathroom to check on you. Why… did you think I was going to hurt you?”

 “Oh… I thought you were Norman Bates, I’m sorry.” “Who the hell is that?”

So date night tuned into movie night, and it was so much better watching a suspense with him next to you.