#the wide belt is too good.. izuna and obito both had those and their outfit was bombbbb

[alukaforyou]

me rating my fave’s fashion choices (chronological order)

1. Babydara

its simple, its safe, u know i love traditional wear. did not expect the bow but am not against it. 7/10.

2. My little baby, off to destroy people

looks traditional yet modern at the same time, its a good look. points for the signature Uchiha High Collar™. also is that a water bottle? nice, stay hydrated for flawless skin, hair, + nails. 9/10.

3. Bro, We Are Teens

kinda like that one sasuke shippuden outfit but with better colors. i like the short sleeves that show off his limp noodle arms, and the bow (throwback to fetus days?) - but idk how i feel about the strange split hemline. would look better if it was just… idk not parting like that??? 7/10. (image creds)

4. Extreme V-neck

the bow resurfaces! very close to the previous outfit but points for the normal hemline and wrist bandages. 8/10.

5. Every iteration of this outfit

this is p much the same as My little baby, off to destroy people but im sad that he ditched the wide belt. (which either was, or looked like an obi. rly maintained the traditional-but-modern vibe.) plus it would accentuate his waistline better smh. 8/10, but only because he added the gloves. i love gloves. otherwise, 7/10.

6. Whatever the fuck this is

where to even begin. my biggest question is where tf are the straps? ropes? anything? holding that chest piece up??? the color is boring too, u have been so good with monochrome color blocking so far but the armour rly needs to Not be grey (esp since we Know u can do better w the red). on the bright side, the signature mantle is saving this whole look because double tassets sans the middle panel is a Risky move since it kinda weirdly frames the crotch area? case in point, doesnt it just look, idk too empty? at first i was like, maybe a hemline would fix it, but on second thought, that seems a bit weird too - i cant think of anything besides a mantle breaking up the space effectively so congratulations on making it work i guess. 6/10.

bonus: headband doesnt suit his character but it does look adorable on. have a better pic from the manga.

7. The Iconic Look

ok everyone knos how this one looks so i just picked a CUTE display pic. triple  tassets and shoulder pieces r a good addition. out with the grey, in with the blood red, thank u!!! a bold break from the usual emo color palette. objectively a solid look, 9/10. (personally tho, 7/10 cuz once my sister said founder trio kinda look like lobsters and i haven’t been able to Unsee. its fair tho, i guess the armor does look… vaguely,. crustacean-y ㅠㅠ also i miss the wide sleeves and uchiha collar. uchiha collar is gr8 bc it both conceals,,, and reveals,, like head on, the high neckline covers, but from an upwards angle,, its like looking into a bowl or smth… collarbones on display, aaaaaaaa)

8a. Can i consider this an outfit?

ok i have slight emetophobia so this scene was mcfreakin whack and we cant even rly see half his body but im assuming this is p much the outfit in 8b minus the gloves… we do get the scars tho which look kinda cool and is it just me or does it look like his hair is in a pony?? 10/10, cuz no hashiboob.

8b. No More Limp Noodle Arms, aka How-did-Amaterasu-Not-Get-on-His-Hair-or-Pants

-135468418641/10 please put ur shirt BACK ON so i don’t have to see the hashiboob. ok, face titty jokes r p fun but in all seriousness, i actively repress this information LMFAO please do not remind me of the hashiboob. unbiased, outfit only tho, 11/10. gloves, pants, shoes. just the essentials.

9. This IS My Final Form

not bad but nothing beats black hair. i prefer either the turtleneck or uchiha collar but this neckline matches the rest of the outfit so whatever i guess. points for the staff, extended(?) gloves, and closed toe boots. not sure how i feel abt the headpiece tho. 8/10.

10. Grim Reaper

firstly, lookin rly good for a 6541046840 y/o grandpa on life support. impressed he still has so much hair. outfit is hideous tho but he lives in a CAVE. what did you expect. not a fan of the tentacles-cum-life support but i do enjoy the scythe. repurposing it as a walking stick is raw af. 3/10 for the scythe.