#the whole deal

[snowfallnight]

I had heard of slow horses and knew I'd probably like it but was never quite in mood to check it out.

I finally started the show last week, finished all three seasons within 26 hours, and I'm on the third book now lol. I will probably rewatch the series before the fourth season premieres on 9/4. I'm obsessed.

[nekomimineurosurgery]

does anybody else ever get so upset that you're misunderstood and not listened to that you will literally self destruct and destroy anything in your path because literally nothing matters, not even your life, if it means that the extent of your anguish can be expressed? just me? ok

[nartml]

dylan o'brien can take his annoyingly perfect bone structure, his criminally majestic bambi doe eyes, his irritatingly beautiful build, his heavenly voice and downright offensive little nose, and see himself the fuck out.

my eyes are just not worthy enough and I generally just can't handle feeling this level of attraction to a... *looks around carefully* *sighs disgracefully* *whispers in a horrified tone* man...

[acerathia]

once im free im going to write aventurine getting dicked down by mermaid reader

[agnetafrieberg]

I wanna relapse so bad it's not even funny

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[mammalidentifier]

Well, that’s length-wise rather than height-wise, but yes! That would be the giant river otter (Pteronura brasiliensis), fellow countrymen of mine!

In fact, saying they’re 170 cm (5’7”) from head to tail is lowballing it a little. Some individuals as long as 180 cm (5’11”) have been recorded! Which is longer than I am tall 😔

You might have noticed that giant otters have a bit of a big cat-like look about themselves. That’s the origin of their name in Brazilian Portuguese, ariranha, which is a term from the Tupi-Guarani language and means “river jaguar”. And, just like ground jaguars, giant otters are apex predators as well: they mainly eat fish, but will hunt anything from snakes, turtles and even small caimans if given the opportunity!

Besides their size, giant otters have other traits that set them apart from their smaller cousins. For one, unlike most mustelids, they’re social animals who live in familial groups of up to twenty individuals, which whom they communicate constantly through a variety of different noises. Also, unlike other species of otter, whose tails are thick at the base and pointy at the end, giant otters’ tails also start out with a thick base, but they end up flat, which helps propel them through the water. The interesting thing about it, however, it’s that it’s not flat in an horizontal way, like the tails of other semiaquatic mammals such as beavers and platypuses. It’s flat vertically, not unlike the tail of a newt!

Source of the 2nd image: @resgateariranha on Instagram

[gammija]

nothing personal but this kind of comment rlly exemplifies to me a disconnect between canon and popular fanon jmart characterization because they almost literally had this conversation in canon - except, their lines are swapped!

jon, for all his scared grouchiness, is a secret romantic, while martin, for all his forced optimism, is at his core a pragmatist

[chloesimaginationthings]

The ending of FNAF Help wanted..

[random-jot]

It’s a shame Zoro wasn’t in Whole Cake Island purely for the missed gag opportunity of him walking into the Seducing Woods - the woods designed so specifically to disorient and get lost anyone who enters - and walking straight out the other side in 5 minutes

[usercelestial]

to be honest, the ending wasn't my problem. it's not a horrible way to end a show that has primarily been about a dysfunctional but loving family trying and failing to stop the apocalypse. having that family die to save the world but die together and willingly and in the end be reincarnated (ish?) as flowers under the same tree, i think that's really beautiful in a way. it's the details that fuck with me. five and lila are an insane choice, no resolution for sloane, everyone kind of just fucking off and having stories with no payoff that don't actually build to anything, ray just walking out, etc. like the last few minutes weren't the worst, it's really just everything leading up to those moments that were at best highly questionable

[teethburied]

Matthew McConaughey on Rust in 'Making True Detective'

[latenightsundayblues]

Or however it is this is supposed to work

[nick-nellson]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[cyber-skeletons]

The differences between TFP and Earthspark Optimuses are sooooooo fucking funny. TFP OP is burdened with "I've never seen Prime laugh, cry, or lose his cool," he responds to "Hey Optimus you wanna see something funny?!" with the numbest dead-eyed Eeyore "No," he's just generally Haunted and Stoic every waking moment

Then we have Chuckles McGee with his looney toons ass face winking and making finger guns and giggling nervously and spamming the group chat with emojis and cracking jokes and making "graphic design is my passion" self-help pamphlets

[lunerat]

Hehe i may ask friends out on a coffee date as a treat