#the weridest or the ones no one asked for

[starlightshadowsworld]

Imagining Dazai and Akutugawa having a good relationship and outside the Port Mafia act like brothers.

Akutagawa: seeing Dazai flirt with the waitress, again I've never met this man in my life.

Dazai just jumping onto his back and Akutugawa catches him everytime, and than drops him.

Akutagawa: watching Chuuya and Dazai fight Now kiss. Dodges several knives You can silence me but you can't silence the truth!

No ones allowed to make fun of Akutugawa, even if Dazai can't hear you.

He will find you.

Akutagawa constantly getting hit with the "baby brother title" and fighting it everytime because he's only 2 years younger than Dazai.

Dazai just grins.

And so Akutugawa starts calling him old.

They start the most weridest fucking fights over nothing.

Akutagawa is like I would give my left kidney to Dazai no questions asked but like hell is he using my phone charger.

Dazai will show up at Akutugawa's room at 3am, covered in blood and ask if he wants to go prank Chuuya.

Akutugawa teasing Dazai on his crush on Chuuya for years and going extremely pale when Dazai learns about his crush on Atsushi.

[carlos-in-glasses]

Thank you for the tag @ironheartwriter and happy Sunday everybody! 🩷

In Poet Fic, a couple of soulmates are reminiscing:

“The first time you stayed for a while after one of our hookups - it was, like, the third time we hooked up, I think - I asked if you wanted tea and cookies and you looked at me like I'd said the weridest thing ever.”

TK’s exhausted, puffy face breaks into a dazzling grin. “You were being such a Boy Scout.”

“But then you said yes and you ate half the cookie jar.”

“You called me the Cookie Monster.”

“That was the first time I really made you laugh.”

“Tea came out my nose.”

“It was beautiful,” Carlos says, pausing then to qualify: “Your laugh.”

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[ultimatemissadhd]

My Danganronpa Ships Hands Headcanons

Note: I'm a multishipper

- Naegiri (KyokoxMakoto)

Kyoko's hands are cold which is surprising considering that she always keeps them under gloves. Their cold and rough because of her scars. Kyoko's hands are her biggest insecurity, she hates looking at them. Makoto on the other hand (pun intended), loves his girlfriend's hands. He loves when she uncovers them and takes his hand. Whenever Kyoko choses to take off her gloves, Makoto gives Kyoko little kisses on her hands.

Makoto's hands are warm and soft. They're also small, he often wishes that they were bigger so they could cover Kyoko's hands to make her hands warmer. Kyoko loves when she gets to touch his hands but she's always afraid he won't like how her hands feel.

- Sakuraoi (Sakura x Aoi)

Sakura's hands are big warm and soft but she doesn't realize that at all. Sakura is always a bit afraid of holding Hina's hands. Aoi's hands are small, she's worried that she'll hand up hurting her with her strength. But Aoi absolutely adores Sakura's hands. She loves when her hands can hide in Sakura's hands and just feel the warmth and softness. Aoi always gives Sakura hand kisses and makes sure to encourage Sakura into giving holding hands when she doesn't feel to confident.

- MahiruxPeko

Mahiru has warm hands, Peko has cold hands. Peko isn't used to holding hands with others, whenever she feels Mahiru's soft hands she feels surprised by their warmth. Mahiru loves Peko's hands and once she takes it, she doesn't want to let go.

- MondoxHifumi

Mondo's hands are cold. Whenever Hifumi takes his hand, he offers to help him make it warmer. Mondo pretends to dislike it but absolutely loves when Hifumi holds his hand or kisses it. He would use every occasion to hold Hifumi's hand and make up the weridest excuses, just so he doesn't have to admit that he loves his soft hands.

- KiyotakaxChihiro

Taka has cold hands, when Chihiro takes his hand he immediately starts giving him small kisses on his hands. Taka completely melts when it happens.

- Miu x Kaede

My headcanon is that Miu has nerve damage in her hands. Because of that Miu's hands don't feel heat or cold, so it often leads to injuries such as burns. That disability also leads to

- ByakuyaxYasuhiro

Byakuya's hands are extremely cold while Hiro's are extremely warm. They often have conversations like:

YH: You're hands are so cold

BT: Maybe yours are just too warm

They love to hold hands. They do that all time.

- Mikan x Akane

Mikan's hand tremble a lot when she's nervous. Mikan is worried that her cold hands will push Akane away. But Akane loves kissing her hands. Akane takes every opportunity for Mikan to touch her, she sometimes randomly asks Mikan to check her temperature just so Mikan can touch her.

- Kokichi x Shuichi

Kokichi's hands are warm which was confirmed in the canon.

"He can like about a lot of things but not the warmth of his hand"

Shuichi's are cold. Kokichi always uses that as an excuse to hold Shuichi's hand. Kokichi often gets flustered when Shuichi calls out how warm and nice Kokichi's hands are.

- Toko x Kiyotaka

Toko's hands are actually really nice to touch. They're warm and soft, Taka loves holding them. Toko had no idea that her hands are like that since she never really held hands with anyone.

- Hajime x Chiaki

Chiaki's hands are really nice to touch, they're small and soft. Chiaki loves holding Hajime's hand. Sometimes, he would hold her hand while she plays her Nintendo with one hand. Hajime would get worried she is uncomfortable playing like that so he would let go of her hand but then she will immediately ask him why he let go.

[darkimpala1897]

So I have been wanting to write one giant some of the teenage characters from stranger things on a roadtrip across the united states for some reason mostly because why not but I haven't really gotten the motivation but I still thought I would share headcanons

Steve: he planned this entire thing mostly because he's got his mom and dads credit cards and he just wants to get revenge so bad

Eddie: now he's causing problems mostly because he didn't pack intill the last possible minute and he was the one in charge of hotels and stuff that was intill they got to Ohio and accidently put them all in a sex motel and then his hotel finding job was given to Jeff

Dustin: now he's the angel he packed like a week in advance he's bringing snacks for literally everyone

Max: this trip was mostly for her so all she had to do was be dragged around like a rag doll

Lucas: he was the one to over pack but like it came in handy because Eleven didn't understand what a roadtrip was

Eleven: didn't understand what a roadtrip was and came completely unprepared

Will: he was the one to be completely and utterly prepared I mean he packed an umbrella just in case a shit ton of sunscreen which came in handy when in Florida I mean this kid was prepared for everything his nickname was literally Mary Poppins that entire trip

Argyle: he was the one to pack the weridest shit like a mannequin don't ask but nobody expected anything different

Jonathan: sorta did a little better but not really

Mike: his mom packed for him and everyone made fun of him for that

Nancy: now she was in charge of the schedule and first aid all that fun stuff she was a total mom on that trip

Chrissy: got dragged into this by Eddie but she brought her parents credit cards as well to help with funding

Robin: was the one to have the bright idea of buying walkie talkies so everyone could talk to each other even in different cars

Jason: totally didn't pack appropriate this guy didn't even pack a swim suit he just wore his clothes into any body of water that he was dragged into also didn't bring himself a coat for when they went to Canada

Andy: in charge of the maps

Gareth: actually in charge of maps

Jeff: he got Eddie's hotel finding job after the sex motel incident in Ohio he actually did a pretty good job didn't get them into a sex motel

Chance: total mom of the trip with Nancy he was like the male version of Nancy that entire trip if Nancy needed a break he would take over for her

Kevin aka unnamed freak: was the one to know all the fun facts he was like a tour guide the entire trip

Billy: he was the one to have drag either people or stuff up to the rooms obviously

Vickie: just like poor Chrissy she was just dragged into this

Josh or Ryan or whatever his name is aka the very tall jock in season four: got dragged into this by Andy nobody knows his name it's like a giant mystery even though it's literally Josh so he has a new name everyday he was called Josh once on that entire trip but he's there human ladder

Barb: dragged into this by Nancy but she was in charge of taking pictures mostly because Jonathan was stoned the entire time the pictures were awesome by the way and she totally made one big giant photo album afterwards

I think that's everyone of importance but I'm not done yet

Qoute from said trip

Everyone driving through a corn field somewhere in Oklahoma mostly because of Andy and his amazing map skills

Eddie grabbing onto his walkie talkie well Steve was snickering under his breath

Eddie: "Andy what is beyond that brush a bearded lady what?"

Andy spinning the map around trying to figure it out himself.

Andy: "The highway trust me Andy is wise and Andy is good."

Steve holding back laughter at the fact Andy just referred to himself in the third person, Eddie not trusting Andy whatsoever switches channels to talk to Gareth who was staring at his map.

Eddie: "Gareth talk to me please say the highway is past the brush."

Gareth who's better at map reading then Andy looks.

Gareth: "yea I think he's right."

They found the highway eventually but yea the trip was utter chaos

Couple slash other small headcanons

Nobody wanted to share a room with Steve and Eddie for obvious reasons

Puppy piles especially when they couldn't get all the rooms they needed so what they would do is get enough sheets and blankets and just sleep on each other slash the floor it wasn't werid I mean it was weird for some of them but eventually they got use to it

Everyone wanted to share a room with Gareth and Andy

Jason was in charge of room assignments aka who was with who he got bribed a lot

Nancy and Robin were the people you wanted to room with

Eddie and Steve almost got themselves arrested when they decided to have sex in a hotel pool in California

Gareth and Andy had sex in a hallway once don't ask just don't I have no idea how they managed that

Steve accidently walked in on Nancy and Robin he felt horrible for about two months

Jason was also in charge of car seating  arrangement that was loads of fun

One time Jeff got stuffed in a trunk because Jason hadn't done the car seating arrangement correctly

No one wants to room or sit in a car with Billy

I think that's everything if you guys want to add onto this masterpiece please go ahead send headcanons or whatever comes to your mind to in my inbox would love to hear

[dailydoseofcars]

Daily Dose of Cars 5

Yes I know I've been gone but don't care

Italdesign Columbus: the Weridest Concept Car

Is a Wagon? Is it a Minivan? Who knows? This is the Columbus designed by Itaildesign in 1992 and it was made to celebrate the 500th anniversary of the discovery of America. It was made with carbon fiber, a BMW V12, and a center driver seat(so basically a Mclaren F1) however it also had 4WD and a total of 7 seats which can swivel. This car obviously stayed a concept however it still exists in the world and is still owned by Itaildesign

More info

The Chrysler Turbine Car

This was a car that had a very promising future for not only itself but also the entire automotive industry, but had a unfortunate end.

Chrysler once had a idea to put a Turbine engine into a car and in 1963 that's exactly what they did. There was 55 made that were used to experiment, and had a user program where people from various cities drove it and collected data. The car could run on anything as long as it was flammable. Chrysler once gave the President of Mexico a ride in one, he asked if it could run on tequila and sure enough it worked. So what happened to the car?

Also all of them were crushed or destroyed in other means by Chrysler, 9 still survive and are owned by museums and collectors including Jay Leno. The reason why the Turbine car was destroyed isn't entirely known however Chrysler executive have said that they didn't want prototype cars going into the Public and replace the Turbine engine with piston ones.

New Lamborginis for 2023

Lamborghini recently been doing a lot of one-offs like the Countach and the Sian but some new ones just came out. And no it's unfortunately the ones we been seeing in the spy shots but rather a diffrent car. It's the Invencible and Auténtica and unfortunately these are the last cars from lamborghini that will have a naturally aspirated V12. The new Lamborghinis come with new designs with lots of hexagons and and surprisingly no Y shaped lights or bodywork

More info

Thank you for reading...

[dizbunny]

The Door in the forest

Tw: clowns.

Once upon a time…Deep in the forest… There was a single door, and it was a magical door that only opened once every year when the spirit realm was weakest on Halloween night.

It was indescribable Never staying the same long enough to describe.

An aged blue wooden door changed into a grand wooden door. The grand wooden door changed into a wooden door with a piece cut out of its wood that mimicked a sunset and so on so on.

The only thing that never changed was that it was a land of enchantment for children, and it called out to the trick and treaters of the 1961 Halloween season as if they were moths to a flame.

One of these trick or treaters was a little girl named Poppy who was dressed up in a homemade clown costume her mother had made for her.

The costume was spilt down the middle. One side was white, and the other side was baby pink with two cotton balls perfectly and lovingly sewn onto the line separating the white from the pink. The costume was completed by the clown mask that her father had made. A white emotionless mask that was painted lovingly with light pink hearts on its cheeks and imperfectly painted black diamonds over the eyes of the mask. The right one being slightly bigger than the one on the left.

So much love was put into something she would only wear once and then never again.

She snuck away from her family as her parents argued with her older sister about her beatnik lifestyle. Disappearing into the crowd of family’s trick or treating to start her magical adventure! Leaving the safe and quiet suburban neighborhood.

Poppy left for the forest. Never to be seen again.

She didn’t know where she was going. The forest was dark and scary, and the mask was obstructing her vision. All she could see was darkness and all she could do was follow the voice that beckoned her to the woods.

“Keep going,” said a scratchy and shrill voice and kept on she did, going deeper and deeper into the forest.

When she found the door. The wood was swirling with pinks and blues which were covered by eyes and teeth, and it opened all on its own.

It was hypnotically beautiful even if it was the weridest Poppy had ever seen. Yet, like a moth to a flame she couldn’t help but feel pulled to walk into the blinding rainbow light that was behind the door.

Poppy walked into the door…

When she opened her eyes. She saw something she had never seen before. They were colorful pastel boxes of things. It looked like a mix of colorful tubes and slides to Poppy, taking of her clown mask to get a better look.

The structures towered over her seemingly going up forever and forever which was the same on the ground floor.

A seemingly never-ending loop of structures occasionally interrupted by tubs filled with balls of every shade of the rainbow and a roundabout. The only thing she recognized in this place.

“Where am I? Am I dreaming?!” Asked Poppy aloud as she looked around the magical wonderland of childhood wonder.

“You’re not dreaming!” Said a voice, The same voice that called her there. The voice brought a cold shivering air with it. The cold air passed by her and congregated in front of her, forming and materialized into a humanoid shape, but it wasn’t human.

Poppy could tell that just by looking at it. The…thing had blue skin and sharp teeth. Teeth as Sharp as the icicles that formed outside her bedroom window during Christmas time. He kind of scared her. When it fully formed, it wore a dark blue and periwinkle leotard with a jester hat shaped like a snowflake that covered his eyes.

The jester began to introduce himself happily. “Hello little clown friend! I’m so glad that you got my little invitation for my playdate! It’s been a while since I’ve held a play date!” He said.

Poppy lunged Back in shock, dropping her mask to the soft floor which was made up in puzzles pieces.

“W-w-Who are you?” Where am i-i?” Asked Poppy in a mixture of fear and curiosity.

“Oh! Forgive me, where are my manners!” Said the shrill voice.

“I am Balan!” He proclaimed. “The clown of Ice! The ruler of this realm! And this realm that I rule is called the playground, and that’s where we are my little clown friend!” He said with his toothpick grin as he grabbed her mask from of the floor and placed it on her face.

“So I can play here? No party poppers or wet rags?” She said slightly muffled but increasingly excited.

“No rules?!”

“Uh Uh.” Said Balan as he waved his slender, frost bitten finger. “You have only one rule to follow, Poppy Smith. Get out of here before the clock strikes twelve.” He swerved his arms around, creating an illustration of a clock made by snow that floated in the air.

It was currently 7:48 Pm.

“What happens if I break the rule?” Asked Poppy, tilting her head in curiosity.

“You’ll regret it for the rest of time.”

It stunned Poppy for a moment at the sudden coldness from the jester that had been entertaining her for the past few minutes and now just as suddenly, Balan was now telling her to have fun and explore suggesting that she could go climb the “Jungle gym” as he called it. And “See how tall it is!!” Before turning back into freezing air and disappearing into nothingness.

Poppy was very confused, but she was always told to listen to the adults around her and He’s the king, So she has to listen to him.

And so Poppy began to explore the play place starting with the jungle gym informs of her.

Poppy was a little scared to climb the jungle gym. Not only because she was scared of heights but because she felt so alone.

She felt alone climbing the blue, red and green triangles. She felt so alone getting her feet stuck in the spiderweb that was the net bridge tunnel. She felt so alone as she ate her Halloween candy and twirled her black hair alone in an orb thingy that shaked a lot when she moved.

It also showed how high she was up, but she didn’t want to look. She was probably past the moon at this point.

Don’t get her wrong, She was having a lot of fun. But she was a social butterfly and she just hated being alone…but she wasn’t alone.

Suddenly fellow children rushed into the shaky orb and began to jump up and down, shaking the orb with each jump. The children weren’t human, maybe they once were but now they were just shapeless shadow-like blobs that shifted and changed every second.

“PLEASE STOP!!” Screamed Poppy, scared that the orb would break off its hinges with every jump.

The children didn’t listen, instead they tossed her a pink and black mallet and whispered “Long live the king.” Repeatedly. Poppy quickly began to crawl her way out of the shaking orb, taking the mallet because who was she to refuse a gift? When she made it out of the orb , she turned back to tell the children something.

“I hope you all get measles and die.”

Then Poppy went down a nearby tube slide and went to explore something else.

She was having so much fun playing but everything has to come to an end eventually and Poppy had to go back home.

When she found the door she came in from, she went to open it. It didn’t open. It didn’t even budge. Poppy heard laughter behind her . When she looked behind her. She saw Balan, laughing. Manically.

The clock of snow was hovering over his finger.

It was now 12:17 Am.

“You broke the ruleeeeeeee.” He said with a mocking smile and gleeful singsong voice. “You can never leaveeeeeee.”

Poppy started crying right there and then. She wanted to go home. She wanted to go home. She wanted to go home but she broke the rules and now she can never leave.

The End!

[liloskull343]

Woman looked, ''TITAN! KING STOP!'' everyone stared at her confused, she points at the car. ''king,...well gets a little excited titan and likes to cause chaos'' she explained. She blinked, ''what?'' she asked confused. ''ya ''aunt'' you REALLY need your pills'' pan said pulling her away.

Eda shakes her head, ''look just keep her out of trouble, we don't need anymore problems-''

''HAHAHA cool humans! I am now the king of cat demons!'' suddenly the car drove off, the weridest thing was, the voice sounded like a squeak. Eda's eyes widen, ''hey! Stop!!'' she ran after the car.

''he'll be fine'' the woman reassured them, ''I need to find my mom'' she said, before running off. The brothers went after her calling for her to stop, howeved she didn't. The woman went into the city, seeing the damaged, how it was grey. Everyone seemed sad or upset in one way, the woman stared, shaking her head. Baffled, she ran to the one place she had went before, the one place she hadn't visited in years. The hospital, pan and hunter confused to follow her.

She to have stopped at a grave stones near the factory, she was kneeling on her knees, staring. her face full with sorrow, and panic. ''how long?''

They ran up the stairs, the two brothers curious. What was the sound? It sounded like a bumping, knocking, it lead them to the part of the house that hadn't been cleaned. The attic, the two seemed confused, where was the sound? Hunter looked around confused, his eyes moving around the dusty place. Only spoting mostly dust, dirt, spider webs. ''where is the sound coming from?'' he muttered, confused yet in awe.

Pan walked away to a part of a room, he could now hear the bumping more. Hunter followed him, before yelping, a loud thump having surprised him.

This caused his little brother to laugh, hunter rolled his eyes, ''shut up'' pan rolled his eyes giggling. They then noticed the game, the thumping continued as the two walked closer to it, it was a bored game? The words jumanji written into the box, it looked old. Like a chest game, only with strange animals, some owls. Some were otters. And some were even creatures they didn't even know of.

(sorry I was congested and I couldn't bring myself to type anything. I'm better now.)

"Should we open it?" Pan asked his brother as he continued to stare at the game board. His voice filled with a slight hint of foreboding fear. It looked like a regular game so why was it making the brothers feel nervous about opening. Although Hunter shared similar feelings, he didn't want to seem like a wimp in front of his bro. "Let's just take it downstairs to open it. It will be easier to play it on the living room table." Hunter finally suggest. Pan just nodded in agreement, having no better idea at the moment. The boys rushed backstairs to the grand table in the living room. There caretaker Lillith was not in the house but that was typical of her leaving the brothers alone by themselves for long periods of time. She just made sure they were well fed and healthy and then left them to their own devices. Pan placed the board game on the table and slowly began to open it. The brothers were amazed by the contents inside the box. It looked like any regular board game they seen just with minor differences. The inside of the lids acted like compartments to hold various pieces that looked like different animals. The center of the board had a starting point and a long squiggly path designed on it that lead to an end point. The most noticeable thing about the box, and perhaps the most unusual thing, was a large, dark green, circular jewel that appeared to be jammed in the middle of the board game. "I've never seen a board like this." Hunter muttered as he picked up a playing piece that looked like a carved bird.

[adobe-outdesign]

Out of curiosity, what is the strangest ask you've ever received?

[depressoexpresso-anon]

Ok so the next part of Cᴏᴍᴀᴛᴏꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ Eᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴꜱ will take a little longer than expected so, here are some personal Sfw and Nsfw headcanons for all of the main boys. Here we go!

THESE ARE PERSONAL HEADCANNONS THEY ARE NOT CANNON ALSO THIS IS NOT BEEN PROOF-READ

Alphonse

He is an impulse buyer and he will buy the weridest shit on the internet.

He will buy you weird shit that he thinks you'll like

He probably bought you a brass knuckle meat pounder, thinking you'll look badass while cooking (look it up they do exist!)

He is probably jealous of plus-size people or chubby people because he can't gain a ounce

Get annoyed at the 'skinny boy jokes'.

Besides Seth, I think 'The Goofy Movie' also helped in his discovery of his sexuality.

Seth would sneak over when they were younger just to cuddle and sleep together.

Probably tried to deep throat a brat sausage to impress seth

He ended up throwing up and getting the back of his head slapped by his dad

He was probably a basketball kid in high school but he was shitty at playing.

He was not popular in high school but he was hot so girls swooned over him

He and set started the paranormal club in high school but the only recruiters they would get wear the girls who had crushes on them at school

He likes poetry and wrote his own in high school

He had a pastel goth phase in high school

He has fucking butchered his hair in middle school

So bad that he had to get the big chop and shave his head

When people asked why he shaved his head he would just say he wanted the 'slim shady' look

Let's just say it he probably survived on fast food and takeout before you arrived in his life

He can't cook for shit but he can make some good ass pasta meals

He probably learned how to cook pasta from his mom and also anime cuz ramen

Probably learned about sex from a young age

He probably walk in on his parents doing it or he ran into hentai while looking for the new episode of Pokemon

He had sex with you on every surface of the house

He is into anything because he doesn't know if he'll like it or not

Probably fell for those pills that make you cum a lot

I think the most embarrassing thing he did sexually with you was that he got cum on your ceiling

Like y'all were fucking on the washer and he pulled out and the load got on the ceiling

You get super embarrassed when one of your neighbors had to use your washer and dryer and they found the now dryer on a yellowish stain on your ceiling

You had to blame it on the rain

I feel like he's really into orgys and threesums

He would love to go to a sex club with you but is too scared to ask

Probably think it would be hot watching you get railed or watch him get railed by a stranger

His top kinks are voyeurism, cum play, bondage, public acts, oral, and food play

This boy would definitely pour warm chocolate on his cock and call it a pockey stick

Penes is more longer than thicker maybe a solid 7 inches

He once yelled 'pull the lever, Kronk!' While giving you a handjob

He wants to buy those double-ended dildos so you both can fuck each other at the same time

But he will never ask you for a very long time

You probably challenged him and you both went to a mall while having vibraters inside you both

It was a who would cum first challenge

He won

When he and Seth did it for the first time he probably though he was gonna shit

He had to change his number a million times because people on his cam show would find his number and send him nudes

He would show you dicks that looked funny

Like how two besties would show dick pics to each other and make fun of them

That is you and Alphonse

When it comes to the people he loves intimately he doesn't like hitting or verbally degrading you while having sex.

The only place he likes to smack is ass

Once he watched you and Seth play just dance and he was in heaven

Cause he got too asses jiggle and move

Probably got hard and had to jack in the bathroom

He wants to shower with you

He begged and pleaded with you to shower with him and you finally gave in

If you felt self-conscious he would kiss you all over and tell you that everyone's judgment doesn't matter because he loves you for you not your vessel you call a body

When you first got together he purposely started to watch and listen to all of your favorite songs and shows

He also has begged to give you a rim job

If he ever became a dad he would be a girl dad

If he found out you were pregnant he would have a shotgun wedding with you

If you both adopt you would just get twins and that's it

He would spoil the shit out of his kids so much so that you had to yell at him for it

He would take your daughter on little lunches and he would be like 'spill the tea sis'

He loves to hear the little kid gossip from his daughter because it so cute and interesting

And he will tell you all the drama after you both tuck her in

He would be like "You would not believe what our baby girl told me about Sarah and Tommy today!"

If you got pregnant and had kids it would be twins because YV himself said Al has good swimmers

If you were in a poly ship with Alphonse and Seth they would have a breeding kink during and after your pregnancy

Al had sex with you when you were pregnant and he said it was the best because you were so sensitive

He probably tried to suck on your titties often because he liked the taste of your breast milk

He was probably his father's son but his dad didn't have any toxic masculinity traits that Seth's dad had

He probably taught Al some manly stuff but left him be if he wanted to paint his nails pink

I feel like he got most of his moms personally than his dads

I feel like his mom was bubbly and sweet but also spiritual

I feel like she grew up in a family that had very strong hippie vibes

And his dad personality is kinda like 'speak softly and carry a big stick'

Like Vander in arcane

Al either had a ferret or a bird as a pet when he was little

You guys know that one audio where the listener finds a cat and brings it to Al

They kept the cat and named it splinter because of how its nails would pinch his arm when he held and petted it

Seth

Seth is the type of guy who will eat anything

Like you would make new food and be like 'Seth eat this' and he'll finish his plate it doesn't matter what it is

Since his mom wasn't around and his dad was drunk all the time seth didn't know how to cook for a long time

As a kid, he'll just take a hot dog out of the fridge and eat it cold and raw

When his dad and Jesse were still together they would go hunting as a family

Seth still has a rabbit's foot from his first kill when he was a kid

He has it on his keys to the bike

Jesse would take seth on sunset bike rides as a kid

Seth would wake up earlier than his dad so he could watch tv and be a kid before he woke up and started drinking

Seth's dad makes homemade cider

His mom gave him his jacket

Seth was in wrestling when he was in high school

He wasn't popular either but all the girls swooned over him

Got into mechanics because that was his first job as a assistant

He learned how to play cards with Al's dad and sometimes they would bet

Seth lost his virginity to a random girl at a party

He didn't enjoy it as much as she did so he left and went to Al's place

Then Al lost his virginity to Seth

Al's and Seth's first kiss was up in the woods

He's shorter than Al in penes length

He is super girthy like one of those knotting dildos and he's probably 6 1/2 inches

100% a monster fucker

You probably bought him a tentacle dildo

And it all started when he read a venom comic

It changed his world view

When he started the paranormal club he was super serious about it

So when a girl joined and asked stupid questions like

"What if the butterfly man gets me seth? Would you save me?"

"First off, it's moth man, and second you gonna be a goner when he gets ya so don't expect me to be helping a dead girl."

He can eat ass and pussy like no one's business

Also, he's a hairy man-like one of those guys who will shave his pubes, and they will be back in a week

He likes slow intimate sex rather than fast quickies

Will eat his cum out of your hole

Loves baths and will stay in the tub for hours if he's really stressed

Al and him used to take baths together when they were younger and when Al's parents had date night

When he gets older he becomes a bear

He develops a small gut but still has his muscles

He loves it when you straddle him and just hold him

It's not even sexual it's the warmth and the closeness that makes him happy

I feel like the listener introduced him to buzz feed unsolved supernatural and the owl house

He definitely has a crush on eda

I mean come on she's a monster milf

Wants to go see the moth man statue

When he's bored he plays with your hair

Seth can draw but he hasn't done it in a minute so he's a little sloppy

He mostly drew scenery pieces

Will walk around the house shirtless because he believes in free the tity

He dosn't mind sleeping nude but he doesn't because Al accidentally kicked him in the balls while sleeping

He loves lingerie and thinks you look super hot in it

Seth would only have one kid and they will be the best thing in his life

He even told you that he would use you as a human shield to protect his child

His kid takes up a lot of his personality because he was super shy as a kid

He never wants his kid to experience toxic masculinity

He will punch a child if he finds out your kid is being bullied at school

He's very protective when Jesse visits to see her grandchild

Seth is kinda a helicopter parent

He just knows it's a dangerous world and he just wants to protect them

He gets a sidecar for the bike so you all can go riding together

When the baby would cry at night he would play the ukulele and sing to them to help them go back to sleep

Likes to play the guitar when it's raining outside

Seth has a predator pray kink

It's just something about changing and hunting you down in the woods just to pin you to the forest floor and duck you silly

Will only get rough when you want it

He will cry if you take care of him

This boy doesn't know what that is

Has a praise kink and likes to when you ride him cowgirl

Doesn't like to 69 because he thinks it's more of a tease if anything else

Cause you're just mostly moaning in each other's privates

Will pick you up and carry you everywhere

As a father, he has the 'this is the dollar store, how good can it be?' Vibe

Jesse introduced him to country but Al introduced him to 90's hip hop and grudge

He loves massages and has a rock and oil set for stressful days

He knows how to box and in the city, he would be a part of an underground fight club to fight for extra cash

He probably grows, smokes, and consumes weed for personal use

He likes to get high with you and Al

Dropped out of high school to go with Jesse but, got his GED when in the city

Finn

Besides making you personalized bouquets he also makes you jewlery

He is a man wife through and through

Made his clothes and has your measurement to make you something special

He was homeschooled by his grandmother because he has really bad anxiety issues when he was younger

His dad is out of the picture and his mom died when he was super young

His grandma raised him in the city

But in the summer she'll rent out a farmhouse from May to September for Finn

That's where he grew his love for nature and the contry

He learned how to read by looking at flower books and what they symbolized

He tried going vegan but he couldn't live without cheese and milk so he's vegetarian

He cooks the best food because...

🍀MANWIFE🍀

He has old cookbooks that date back to the late 1800's early 1900's

Loves to go to flee markets with you

He likes very old vintage stuff

He's really into mythology from all different types of religions

Reads too much and has books stacked to the ceiling in books he's read

Favorite author is Neil Gaiman

He wants to go to London for a trip but has to save up money

He teaches you how to slow dance and is his favorite activite to do with you

As a kid, his grandmother put on Docter Who because she thought it was educational

He never really enjoyed the show

But he did learn about the holocaust

He cries on sad dog movies

He's watches scary movies for the fun of being scared

For a long time wanted to be a psychologist but it takes too much time and he gets extremely nervous around strangers

He's a switch and soft dom

He loves to take care of you and fulfill your needs before his

Will fuck you and eat you out on your period because he sees periods as natural things and they shouldn't be looked down upon

Also, he gets jealous if you use a dildo

Has a very strict skin routine because he's prone to acne

Wants to fuck you in a field full of flowers while you look like a prince/princess

Owns a bodega cat named lasagna

He's a big fan of Lore Olympus

He's secretly a gossiper and is a sucker for drama

He his clumsy as shit

Will trip over air and break his arm

His biggest fear is being abducted

Penes is 7 1/2 inches and is super thick around the middle

Loves anal sex

He probably did go to high school his sophomore year and that where he met Jack

Probably does larping sessions and he was mage

Super into fantasy roleplay

He has a large dragon dildo that he fucks you with and himself with from time to time

He can go for hours and his cum is always abundant

Like once every month or 2 months you guys get a hotel room for the weekend and fuck from 7 to fucking 4 in the morning

Just non stop

He gets self-conscious when you swallow his cum because he's dosn't know how it tastes

He's a little chubby around the stomach and hips

He is very superstitious and sometimes it can be annoying

Loves to watch Disney movies with you

He mostly loves the princess movies

This man is a jackrabbit when he fucks

Fast and hard

Loves to see your face in bliss when you ride him

He gets really whiney and he moans really loud

So loud that the police were called once

So you bought him a gag just incase

He blushes everytime he sees you naked

He will cum in his pants when you dance for him

Finn as a father would be interesting

Because on one hand, he has no idea how to parent and he doesn't know how to deal with teens

I kinda would see him as a great dad during the childhood to pre-teen years then to the teen to young adult years he has no idea what he's doing

He would always try to be the hip dad even though it's really cringey sometimes

During pregnancy, he gets extremely nervous because he does too much research and finds some really dark things that could possibly happen to you

So sometimes he cries because he doesn't want you to die

You comfort him a lot during pregnancy and even the birth

If you guys adopt a child he would be extremely nervous because of the 'what if they don't like me' trope

And you'll just be like 'they better like you because we're paying for their education.'

Y'all would adopt a toddler, not a baby because you both agreed you don't want to have late nights with no sleep

Your guy's kid would go to a private school for a majority amount of time

The kid would mostly take after Finn with his shyness but they grow out of it during their high school years

He would just want 2 kids but if he could afford it he would like to have 6 or 8 kids

Finn is a very family-oriented man and he always wanted siblings growing up

Finn would be a naturalist with his kids and explain things so they feel comfortable and safe

Finn would not tell the 'birds and the bees' story instead he would teach them how to properly court a man/lady

He likes to find berries and herds in the wild than buy them at the store

Is very into watching you masturbate and loves to fuck/suck/or eat you out when your sleeping

He knows how to speak French and will sing French folk songs when your stressed or scared

He can play piano somewhat well and he wants to learn how to play violin

He wrote songs for you but he keeps them to himself because he's too embarrassed to share them with you

Lucian

When you taught him how to cook he wouldn't stop

He grew very passionate for cooking once he learned how

He has cookbooks that explore recipes from different cultures

Is a really big fan of the golden girls and was devastated when Betty died (rip you, absolute queen)

He also likes to watch the history channel and he tells you about all the people who are in hell

He's a fan of Queen

He wraps his tail around your waist

And the best part is that it's totally a unconscious thing he does

He has demon abilities but they are weakened because he doesn't live in hell anymore

For example with his full abilities, he could summon 1 million in your bank account but, now the best he can do is like a 20

He likes to boast about how strong he is so he carries you everywhere

He won't tell you but Luc loves it when you touch and play with his hair and horns

He can go out I'm public but people would just look at him weirdly

His two favorite lies to tell in public are 'I was born this way.' Or 'I do live-action roleplay on Wednesday.'

He loves you but he will argue about the stupidest things

Like, why does it matter what way the toilet roll is? All you need to do is wipe and go on with your life

Theirs a literal bend in the middle of the couch because of his weight and how much he uses the couch

He laughs at horror movies especially supernatural horror

He goes on rambles about how inaccurate they are

But one film that freaks him out is The Wicker Man

That movie makes him question humanity and just makes him uncomfey

His cock is huge

It's 11 inches long and he's SUPER THICK like I mean 6 inches thick

He's got a large head on his cock too and it bends upwards a little

His favorite place to fuck you is on the couch or the island in the kitchen

He will never finger you

Because have you seen his nails

He will hurt you with his nails if he fingers you

When he cums it is a lot

Once you got curious once and you made him cum in a large bowl and measured it in cups

It was 3 cups of cum that you dumped in the toilet and threw away the cups and bowl

He's still upset that you let a good load to waste

But your excuse is that it was for science

You make small charms and jewels that he puts on his horns

Has an obsession with your hands and he loves to caress, play, and kiss them

It's hard to shop for clothes for him because he's so damn big

So sometimes he just walks around the house naked because he has to wash his clothes and he doesn't have any clothes to wear while his stuff is washing

He can be around crosses and stuff it just stings a bit if he touches it

He considers Jesus as a cousin that has been removed

He watched good omens and said it was more accurate in some sections of hell

He told you that he had a pet goat in hell

His dad treated him like he was invisible and he was bullied a lot by his siblings

He was close with his mother but he hasn't seen her for a very long time because it's hard work being the Queen of hell

But she still writes him letters and sends him gifts

He is the baby and is the smallest demon in the royal bloodline

He hums and rubs your body to try to help you sleeep

He has trouble sleeping at night so you give him melatonin gummies to help him drift off

He says his favorite period was the witchy tine because he said that they know how to party

He loves to watch you try to ride him because your so small to him

He loves it when you ride his face

He has a huge tongue and he knows how to use it

One of his favorite activities to do with you is to lay his head in your lap while you read to him

He can't get you pregnant so if you want children you'll have to adopt but it would be extremely hard

It would be hard to raise his kid because his doyou explain your daddy is a demon

He would be a great dad and would want to be the totally opposite from how he was treated

Once his mother heard that he had a child and she came up to see his own little family

She was extremely happy to see her son with a child even though the child came from different parents

He loves to stare into your eyes

Because he feels like he's staring at your soul

He loves it when you sleep on top of him because he is so big and he can rub your back while you sleep

Even though he's a big bad demon he jumps easily when you try to jump scare him

I hope you enjoyed my headcanons! There will be a part 2 with Faust, Auron, and maybe Charlie!

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Please please, give us headcanons of Hermes and Thanatos

To be honest the two don’t see each other that much while on duty to bring souls to the underworld.

The only reason they met was because they ran into each other on the way to Hades one time.

They started dating after Thanatos asked Hermes out on the edge of a volcano (don’t ask why)

Flying together to get souls for the underworld.

Wing cuddles

Hermes only sleeps when he's with Thanatos.

Thanatos loves to make gifts out of bones for Hermes (He does it because he knows it's stereotypical)

Thanatos doesn’t feel much of anything, being the god of death it sapped away his happiness and joy (death is a sad thing) so Hermes will tell jokes and crazy stories from his life.

Thanatos has never been happier

Neck kisses are their thing

Since Hermes hates wearing clothes sometimes he will just run up to Thanatos and hug him naked without even thinking of that fact.

Thanatos was always slightly nervos about it. But it was funny.

Thanatos is really reclusive and shy but if you fuck with Hermes… oh get ready.

Hermes is always able to fight his own battles but sometimes he just wants to be petty so he will run (fake) crying to either Athena or Thanatos and those people regret it so fast.

They commit arson together. Isn’t that sweet!

Hermes loves to pet Thans wings and Thanatos secretly loves it.

They plays pranks on Hades.

They steal his car and go on joy rides in it.

One of their great date ideas.

Thanatos is always ready to get Hermes out of a bad situation.

They kept their relationship hidden from Nyx cause she is very protective of her son, like wow.

Only person Thanatos will not protect Hermes from is Persephone.

He finds it funny when Perse beats Hermes up.

Flirty Hermes.

The messenger god steals things for Thanatos and only Thanatos.

Hermes is pretty close with hypnos and the two love to chill together.

They have the weridest fucking dates, like I don’t know what Than and Hermes come up with sometimes.

Sleeping in late into the day, spooning.

[greendreamer]

Has Gray been mentioned after S2? Show wise? No. For all, we know he could still chilling in that cryogenic freeze, not bother anything that has happen since he was placed in there The most you'll get is when Jack has those existential guilt moments (like the final scene in 'Day 5'). In which you can think that Gray is one of the people he is thinking about.

You have more luck in the extended media. But that isn't much better.

Big Finish wise, all you have got is a name drop in track 10 of 'Expectant'. We can't even be sure Thane is even Gray's surname. As it has only been used for Jack during his Time Agent Days.

Btw, not an exact Gray nod but in 'Lives of Captain Jack Vol 2 - What Have I done?', where the main character talks about their own brother and they say something along the lines of "brothers always fight". Just the way Jack agrees, regarding the relationship Jack had towards Gray.

The most you'll find of Gray in the audio would be from the BBC audiobook 'Red Skies'. Where he gets a mention as "his brother" and later one there's a whole line about Jack's POV of when Gray stabbed him.

There is actually a flashback in 'Exodus Codes', to before Gray got taken, him and Jack trying to catch this special fish. The flashback ends with a sentence like "Gray is gone". Which I'm not really okay with.

Also, 'Into the Shadows', grey roses. Jack thinks he has escaped his own personal hell. He goes back to his office and finds on the table, a bunch of grey roses. You could definitely analyse that reference to show how important/much of an impact both Gray and Rose has on Jack's life.

Now on Boeshane, even though it has been mentioned twice in Doctor Who (one being in 'Revolution of the Daleks'), there is very little content. And I felt given Jack became a time agent, I feel there might be a risk of Jack even being able to go back to Boeshane (whether that be during his own timeline or just in general).

It is revealed in 'R&J' that the attack we saw in Adam was the first of many. Not completely sure how but Jack has ended up in an orphanage since that day. And River Song has to save him during a raid on the orphanage.

I don't think people notice but in 'Captain Jack Harkness', Jack mentions how he once went to war, as a boy, with his best friend, against "the worst possible creatures imaginable". Probably was just meant as another off-hand-mention of a past adventure can definitely be seen as Jack's first attempt to find Gray. Actually, you even say him joining the Time Agency was just so he could find Gray.

According to a Jack Harkness timeline printed in the Torchwood magazine, Jack was only 15 when he lost Gray.

You can even say the grief of losing Gray haunted Jack forever onwards. It even affected every relationship Jack had from that point.

Torchwood really did give us that whole Boeshane backstory and all that stuff about Gray and then did fuck all with it huh

[thegayfromrulid]

weridest a1 picture decision in sao tourmanet arc skip! granted I didn't read it either but

I got into this a bit with other fans back when it happened way back in, what, 2018? But I genuinely have some mixed feelings about this decision because I do get kind of why it may have been skipped over. Spoilers for the LN ahead, be warned.

So, the tournament arc in the first half of Alicization was fairly enjoyable and provided a bit more context for the closeness that Kirito and Eugeo grew to have between leaving Rulid and going to the Swordcraft Academy in North Centoria, but it worked better as a written format.

Certain sections of this part of the story are written from Charlotte's POV; if you recall, Charlotte is a spider, and her identity as a spider is revealed in the novel in the same place as it was in the anime—in the library with Cardinal. A large part of pulling off an adaptation of the tournament in Zakkaria would have involved making sure that the animators could adequately conceal Charlotte's identity while still preserving a few key details that she was involved in.

I ran over this part with my dad, who has a degree in animation, and the conclusion was that some scenes would either have to be changed or they would have to choose to do the reveal earlier for the audience than for Kirito. The latter very much could have worked! We would have had a lot more context for why Kirito heard a voice in the garden, or why Kirito's hair randomly stood up running from Eldrie and Deusolbert in the rose garden.

On the other hand, though, I think the animators mostly wanted to keep Charlotte's identity as hidden from the audience in the anime as the books did, and to do that while animating the Zakkaria sub-arc would have been...a challenge. Charlotte is seen from the start to be performing some wind arts to take care of Kirito's upturned shirt, which could have been fairly decently concealed, I think. The true problem is that some narration is done by Charlotte during the selection process for the brackets in the tournament. Charlotte is the key element that keeps Kirito and Eugeo from sparring one another and knocking each other out of the tournament. Without her intervention, this looks like random, lucky chance.

Now, why does that matter so much to an animator, perhaps? It's easy to change the visual perspective of scenes to not be from eight little eyes peering outwards from Kirito's bangs, and it's not like stories haven't relied on bullshit random chance before. I think, however, the animators knew that people would call it bullshit that Kirito and Eugeo oh-so-randomly pulled opposite fighting blocks, even when this is still statistically possible. It gives the story a bit more credibility to the audience when we can preserve something like this, because Charlotte obviously felt the need to tip those odds due to them being bad.

I think another problem is that the animators likely knew the episode count from the start and had to make decisions on what to cut and where. The second cour dealing mostly with Cathedral climbing took up a heavy amount of space, and we see like, a one-battle-per-episode thing going on. Places where possible cuts to the story were most likely: cutting an entire episode dedicated to Zakkaria, which was more for character development than story progression; cutting maybe what brought Kirito and Eugeo to be Elite Disciples, which was short and all but introduced Incarnation; or perhaps shorten the battle between the group and Quinella, which likely held a lot of the battle-heavy appeal people want to see in an anime with "swords" in the title.

Making these decisions is by no means easy for a group of animators, as they are given a specific budget and episode count. I don't know how easy it would be to ask their boss for more episodes or whatnot, because a lot goes into confirming you get those slots. A-1 has to confirm that television stations have the timeslots to air these episodes in; when SAO was given permission for four cours' worth of timeslots, this was already pretty generous on behalf of the stations airing SAO. Those stations were taking a gamble that SAO would get them viewing hours, and four cours is a hell of a gamble when it comes to hoping people stick it out until the end. SAO could have benefitted from a fifth cour or maybe even a slight handful of extra episodes, but the animation company does need to negotiate as much screentime as stations will permit.

SAO was also aired split-cour, which means that cutting something like the anime-only bits in War of Underworld would not have mattered in the long run for something that happened back in the first half. Perhaps you might be thinking "well we didn't really need anything dedicated to Eiji and Yuna here" and you're allowed to think that! But it wouldn't affect the lack of Zakkaria any more, because the animators cannot just leave you hanging mid-story when there's several months between Eugeo dying and picking back up with the aftermath and a timeskip to Alice in Rulid. It's just not a good business plan.

To conclude, there's a lot of reasons why the studio may have decided to cut Zakkaria, some of which I can definitely sympathize with. While I will also state that it's 100% okay to be frustrated when an adaptation does not look exact or does not meet our expectations as novel readers, I think it's also important to remember why these changes are made. Think about this before jumping into being angry at the studio for these decisions. Some decisions are far more logical than others!

[princess-of-the-corner]

Ask HC: what's the weridest shape you've seen a miracle box take, local guardians here in the midwest have one the looks like a tie-dyed cheese casket that reeks of about 12 diffent cheeses. Also they'll pretty chill compaired to the main branch thanks to "Barra", kwami of peace. They're a capybara and are very friend shaped.

Everyone: "Friend!!"

[disabled-bnha-abandoned-blog]

SPEAKING OF RYUKYU DO U HAVE ANY HCS FOR HER. srry that i ask for the weridest characters no one expects i am not smart

yes you are smart

but i don't have many for her

maybe she has that face covering thing bc she doesn't like eye contact

[thestalkerbunny]

Did you tell how Honey and Cem meet each other? I think you did but my memory is trash.

I probably have before but like I'll gladly tell it again. Cen and Honey met on blind date set up by one of Honey's Coworkers. She asked her boyfriend who sometimes worked around Cen to find 'the weridest creepiest guy' to go on this blind date with Honey because the Co-Worker just didn't like Honey at ALL and figured if she set her up on a date that would maybe scare Honey into missing some days and stop being the favorite girl at their job.

(it would be accurate and canon that Honey's Coworker is one of those seemingly sweet nice ladies who is actually horribly transphobic and mean and if Honey had gotten hurt at the end of the date because the chosen beau didn't take well to Honey-she would not care, in fact she'd be pleased. She is not a good person.)

The 'Weirdest Creepiest guy' happened to be Cen. Who at best talks just about MEAT and what kind of cuts a human and pig shares. (mainly because Cen thinks it's funny the way the people he works with get flustered because he's usually there to PICK UP DEAD BODIES to cart off and do god knows WHAT to them)

Joke is on them, Cen and Honey hit it off fantastically and are now a very happy disgusting couple.

[1252291]

my thots on you okkk say less we bouta GET INTO IT!

honestly speaking i was intimidated by u at first </3 but lo and behold we had the big breeder balls talk and i slowly got to know you more and FAWK can i just say how thankful i am to have met you on this app? like . hello . what are the chances of us meeting, interacting, n becoming good friends??? really slim, i’d say. we get to talk all the time bc ure awake in ungodly hours so. YES.

ur mind??? very sexy. mwah. chefs kiss. i love all your works and you always deliver. i can’t even recall the amount of times i had to exit tumblr and breathe for a good five minutes because your writing’s so good it makes me wanna reread a beautifully-written part over and over again. your fics always manage to evoke emotions from me so easily and the way you describe things ??? ‘s like liquid gold. a fuckin TREASURE.

i wish the two sides of ur pillow are always cold, i wish you have great days ahead, i wish you have good music n good food n good sleep n good dreams 👁

in conclusion: ur such an amazing human being and you deserve all the good things in the world and more<3

I saved responding to this ask until I actually got to my laptop and could properly read it and respond to it, because lordt knows I read it half-awake when I first woke up and felt my lil ol’ heart warm up!! honestly...call me out. DRAG ME A LIL MORE for me being awake at the weridest fucking hours. I wasn’t last night, so LIKE WE DIDN’T REALLY SPEAK but that’s ok. 

STOP I’M DOING CHIN HANDS RN THANK YOU SM. I’m glad you feel the need to reread parts of the story and not because they’re awful, or something!!!

it’s so sweaty here rn like uncomfortably warm but thanks to YOU MY PILLOW IS COLD BOTH SIDES. come here my lil ritz cracker LEMME GIVE U A SMOOCH A BIG OL SLOPPY ONE