#the way phoibe reminds her of alexios probably and the way her she had to leave her son elpidios and then found phoibe in the underworld

[alkibiadessuperfan]

forget shipping and all of kassandra‘s family for a second because kassandra‘s relationship with phoibe is actually the most important to me.

[i-will-be-your-krantt]

Oh my god Kassandra for the niche asks

Oh shite you’ve discovered my weakness - talking about my bisexual god Kassandra. (It wasn’t a very well-kept secret, but still.) So YAAAS thank you.

There might be tiny spoilers bellow, sorry.

Send me a character and i’ll tell you…

A song that reminds me of them:

I know I know it’s about a man and his boat but listen, the chorus especially is such a damn mood for Kassandra on the Adrestia.

‘’You should have turned back sooner,Cause the Reach it owns this bay, And you can’t out run her and you can’t outgun her,And you know you’re gonna pay!’’

What they smell like:

The smell of the ocean clings to her hair like she’s known nothing but a life at sea. The scent of salt, sweat, and the oil used to light the fires aboard her ship can follow her around for days after coming ashore for a contract. While on land she normally smells of weapon oil, blood, smoke, and the earth. Unless she’s spent a lot of time recuperating in a village, or crouched in a field of flowers waiting for a target that is.

An otp:

Kassandra and Brasidas. (Or Alexios with Brasidas, but Kass is pretty much it for me and I love him as Deimos.) Ubisoft truly did us a dirty when they decided to not include Brasidas as a romance option.

A notp

Kaspasia. No. Just, NO. I don’t usually have notps, because it’s all about circumstances, you know? Two characters that had nothing at all in common in canon can get on like a house on fire in a canon-divergence fic. I can read and enjoy pretty much anything that is well written. Aspasia however, deserves to get Sparta-kicked off a mountain and nothing will convince me otherwise. (Except… maybe in a Good!Aspasia fic. Like ‘’I only joined the cult to bring it down from the inside, but now I’m too far up the ladder to get out without being discovered as a mole and the woman of my dreams is currently stabbing her way through Greece to find out who I am gods help me’’ AU… ah fuck. See? I cannot do it. I will always find a circumstance that works.)

Favorite platonic/familial relationships:

Barnabas. Kass would tear through rock barehanded to get at whoever hurt her pseudo-dad/uncle. Barnabas is the best thing that ever happened to her, he’s the family she chose along with Phoibe and Herodotos. They and her girls aboard the Adrestia is home now.

Phoibe. My child. My baby. My precious little one. Every time I got to see her on screen my heart filled with warmth, my pores cleared, the birds sang and my crops prospered. Phoibe is Kassandra’s adopted daughter and you will pry that headcanon out of my cold. dead. hands.

Deimos. What’s not to like? He’s such a little shit and I love him. Best little brother ever. Plus, depending on where you travelled from this interaction is fucking hilarious. I completed several naval contracts and killed three cultists on my way to that island. (Not to mention all the wildlife I offed once I got to shore.) I literally left a trail of sunken ships and general mayhem in my wake and his deadpan ‘’why are you like this?’’ stare in this screenshot is giving me life.

A headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with:

That Aspasia has a soul, I guess? Pfft nah, I’m not sure to be honest. So far I haven’t come across a hc that I disagree with. But headcanons are usually for the creator’s own enjoyment so if I ever saw one I disliked I probably just scrolled past and forgot it.

The position they sleep in:

Sprawled out on whatever soft bedding she could get her hands on before passing out. I’m talking starfish meets octopus, a staropus hybrid. Whatever is closest will get absolutely smothered if they’re not careful. However Kassandra is a very light sleeper that has always got her hand holding on to that broken spear. Usually hidden underneath her pillow or cradled like a baby to her chest in its sheath. For stabby reasons. But also because it’s one of the only things that makes her feel safe outside of her room on the Adrestia.

A crossover au i’d love to see them in:

Odyssey+Hercules… because of that Medusa episode. Let her romance the snake lady pls. I am begging you ubisoft. It’s Ancient Greece! She’s Bi! Let her smooch Medusa.

My favorite outfit they’ve ever worn:

These two are my absolute favorites so far in the game. I’ve tried but I can’t decide which I like best so here have two: