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More Agere Crossover Shenanigans (Feat. Alolan Raichu) Because Why Not

When you’re sitting in bed and then the ideas come straight to you at 1 in the morning, so now you gotta talk about Alolan Raichu because no one has uttered a peep about it because it’s always “Alolan Vulpix” this and “Alolan Sandshrew” that, but no one ever talks about the freaking pancake giver for some reason AND THIS INJUSTICE SHALL BE RECTIFIED!

In case anyone couldn’t tell, Alolan Raichu is my favorite Alolan variant because I would have a good excuse to ever evolve a Pichu (my favorite Pokemon) all the way into a Raichu, as it’s everything I believe the OG Raichu should have been. The fact that no one brings up this absolute gem often is a shame because it’s a literal surfing pokemon before the gold surfer mascot ripoff existed and also, HELLO, IT SERVES AND MAKES PANCAKES, HOW IS IT NOT POTENTIAL CAREGIVER CODED?!

Also, yay, more long rambling about stuff, I’m about to pull an all nighter for this ;W;

Caregiver Alolan Raichu with Regressed Inosuke

Alolan Raichu: *keeps having to make more pancakes* How much does this boy eat? I can’t keep having to make him pancakes!

Zenitsu: Believe me, I stopped asking ages ago.

Tanjiro: Umm… How much batter do you have left?

Alolan Raichu: …Why?

Inosuke: *wailing for more food elsewhere in the house*

Alolan Raichu: *facepalm* God dammit.

Caretaker Alolan Raichu with Pichu and Regressed Nezuko

Pichu: *being used as a stuffie currently* How long is she gonna hold me?

Nezuko: *holding the Pichu because she’s getting a shot from Shinobu* 🥺

Alolan Raichu: Uh, how long is she gonna be crying for after this?

Shinobu: Give or take, I’d say about 10 minutes.

Pichu: TEN MINUTES?!

*it went downhill quickly because Pichu started to freak out, and it wasn’t even getting a shot*

Caretaker Kyojuro with Regressed Tanjiro

Kyojuro: *is starting to lose his patience because Tanjiro skipped a sleep and it’s starting to get to him*

Tanjiro: *currently having a meltdown*

Kyojuro: If this child breaks something in the next five seconds-

Tanjiro: *throws a lightbulb at Kyojuro*

Kyojuro: 💢 Okay, THAT’S IT! Corner now, Tanjiro, you’re in huge trouble!

Tanjiro: *freaks out and starts running away*

Kyojuro: *runs after him*

Tanjiro: *dumps Legos on the floor to stall Kyojuro before running off again*

Kyojuro: *steps on the Legos* OW! 😡 KAMADOOOOO! *runs after him again*

*after a few minutes of the goose chase, Tanjiro slips up and runs into a corner, where Kyojuro finally gets him*

Kyojuro: *grabs Tanjiro before carrying him off to timeout* Alright, I think we need you to have a think about why you don’t throw things at people.

Tanjiro: *wailing as he’s being put in timeout*

*20 minutes later…*

Kyojuro: *comes back to get Tanjiro* Okay, timeout is over, you can get up now.

Tanjiro: Σ OロO *scoots away from Kyojuro*

Kyojuro: Come on, you don’t have to stay there anymore. *attempts to get closer*

Tanjiro: Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）*scoots further away* Nuuuuuu!

Kyojuro: Kid, timeout’s over, you’re free to go.

Tanjiro: 🥺 *starts wailing again*

Kyojuro: Come on, what is it this time? Why the tears, ember?

Tanjiro: *hic* K-Kyo like Shinjuro… *hic* He yell like him at me… That mean Kyo no like me anymore…! *wailing*

Kyojuro: *realizes the horrific implication of how he lost his temper on Tanjiro* 😨 Kid, no, I don’t hate you!

Tanjiro: Th-Then why you yell?

Kyojuro: I- … *sighs* I really shouldn’t have. But I did.

Tanjiro: An’ dat mean you Shinjuro…!

Kyojuro: No, no, it doesn’t mean I’m like him. I’m nothing like my father, Kamado.

Tanjiro: *doesn’t believe Kyojuro*

Kyojuro: *starting to feel guilty for yelling at Tanjiro earlier* Look, I know I don’t normally yell at you like that, and I should be better at handling this ‘cause it’s you. I… *sits down next to Tanjiro* I don’t know what went wrong today, I don’t normally lose it like this…

Tanjiro: So… Why Kyo yell like Shinjuro…?

Kyojuro: *lifts up his bangs to show a scar he got from Tanjiro throwing a lightbulb at him* This is why. It was from the lightbulb.

Tanjiro: 😨

Kyojuro: I-I got mad because it hurt, and you don’t throw things at others whenever you get upset, and I should’ve told you that first, but I- *groans* No amount of excuses make up for yelling at you today…

Tanjiro: …

Kyojuro: …I’m sorry, my ember. You know I wouldn’t want to hurt you on purpose. Just because I yelled at you doesn’t mean I hate you… It… *starts having tears form* It means that I… *deep exhale* How can I say that I still love you when that’s the opposite of that?

Tanjiro: *slowly crawls over to Kyojuro* What do you mean?

Kyojuro: No big brother should be yelling like that to their younger siblings… especially not to their kid brothers… And not like this…! *starts crying* I still hurt you, no matter what my intentions were… and you’re scared of me for it…!

Tanjiro: Kyo… I… *hugs Kyojuro* I’m sorry… I shouldn’t say Kyo like Shin… You nothing like him, not at all…! I hurt you saying dat…! I hurt Aniki by calling him awful…! *starts crying again*

Kyojuro: *hugs Tanjiro back* Kamado, I’m so sorry I made you think I was like my father… I don’t want to turn out like he is now. Especially when I still want to care for you, my little ember. *sniff* You know I love you. But sometimes… we have to do things that don’t make us happy. Like how I had to put you in timeout earlier because you threw that lightbulb at me. It doesn’t mean I love you any less than now. Do you get what I’m saying?

Tanjiro: *nods*

Kyojuro: I’ll forgive you for doing that if you can forgive me for upsetting you, okay?

Tanjiro: *nods again* I forgive Aniki… Don’t like seeing him cry… It break my heart…

Kyojuro: I forgive you too, Kamado. I don’t like seeing you upset like this either. *picks up Tanjiro and starts carrying him to the living room* Wanna lay down with me for a bit?

Tanjiro: *nods*

Caretakers Hu Tao & Tengen with Regressed Gyomei & Zhongli

Aether: Which story did you two tell them about this time?

Hu Tao: I swear, every time I get to the part about rocks, he starts crying for some reason because he thinks the rocks get hurt! And then the other guy started to cry for the same exact reason!

Tengen: How the hell do rocks even have feelings?

Hu Tao: You tell me! I don’t know geology!

Gyomei: *in the background weeping softly again*

Hu Tao: Why does he cry for everything?!

Tengen: It’s Gyomei, we don’t ask him that because it’s rude and he’ll start crying again. Why does your grandpa dragon baby cry over something that isn’t alive every time you bring it up falling from a mountain?

Hu Tao: Hey, you do not talk about the Geo Archon like that, dingus steak!

Tengen: And you don’t talk about the Stone Hashira like that, you Palworld Flame Drifloon!

Hu Tao: I AM NOTHING LIKE THAT NFT 🤬 NINTENDO RIPOFF! (She threw a cuss word in the sentence, which got censored)

Aether: *groans* Do I need to get the adeptus to handle this?

Hu Tao & Tengen: 😳 No, sir!

Caretaker Alolan Raichu & Kamaboko Squad with Regressed Hashira

(I delegated the Kamaboko Squad to include Aoi because there was no way she was getting left out of this; they have 7 members total in my headcanon, so take that as you will)

Aoi: Okay, Tanjiro has Giyu, Zenitsu, you get Tengen, Inosuke gets Obanai because he can check for poison, Genya gets Sanemi because he refuses to eat anyone else’s cooking besides mine, Kanao gets Shinobu, Nezuko gets… *looks over the list* Uhhhh…

Genya: What now, lady?!

Aoi: We have a problem. *pulls up her staff list* If I assign Nezuko to Kyojuro, Mitsuri, Muichiro, or Gyomei, there’ll be an issue. Mitsuri and Kyojuro have huge appetites, and Nezuko’s not equipped for that. Muichiro may get distracted again and distract Nezuko on accident while attempting his breakfast. And Gyomei’s not too keen on having her near because he’s still getting used to having kids be near him again, and I don’t think I want to push it.

Nezuko: I’m not that young, Aoi!

Aoi: And he’s 7’2, he’s gonna think it’s a kid he’s talking to, and the only three of us that can handle him are myself, Tanjiro, or Genya. But if I have you swap out with Tanjiro, then Tanjiro’s stuck having to either do Kyojuro or Tengen, and Tengen specifically wanted Zenitsu today because he had Inosuke mess up his order last time!

Inosuke: It was just dirt, woman!

Aoi: And that’s the problem!

Alolan Raichu: *floats in* Hey, guys, what’s going on?

Tanjiro: Aoi promised the Hashira a breakfast banquet today, and she’s trying to figure out who to assign which of us to.

Alolan Raichu: Can I see that list?

Aoi: *hands the Raichu the list*

Alolan Raichu: *looking over the list* About half of this is gonna go wrong because the wrong people are serving the wrong Hashira.

Aoi: WHAT?! Nonononononononono- What did I do wrong?!

Alolan Raichu: Don’t worry, I can fix this for you. Giyu can be served by either Tanjiro or Nezuko since they know his favorite dish better than the rest of you. Whichever one gets Giyu has the other get Kyojuro. That’s one scenario that could work, but that leaves the rest as subpar options to serve the other 7 Hashira. Ideally, both Nezuko and Tanjiro can serve almost all of them, but you have to put into account what they also dislike. For instance, Tanjiro, what’s your preference, Obanai or Sanemi?

Tanjiro: Uh… Obanai because he doesn’t hate me as much?

Alolan Raichu: Right, Nezuko, what about you?

Nezuko: Um… Sanemi because I don’t trust Obanai all that much.

Alolan Raichu: *pulls up chalkboard to show a diagram* See, if we had to put people to serve someone they ideally would avoid, based on picking the lesser of the poisons, Tanjiro would rather get Obanai despite the latter hating him just for talking to Mitsuri because he and Sanemi are a 75/25% chance ratio to getting into a fight or leaving it be for now. Meanwhile, since Nezuko doesn’t like Obanai, she’d rather get Sanemi in this case instead.

Zenitsu: How in the world did you come up with that?

Alolan Raichu: I got 25 baby Pokemon that I watch back at home, four of them play in a fighting game tournament. What do you think?

Kanao: So… who gets who?

Alolan Raichu: Do any of you object to me getting two of the Hashira and y’all get one?

*Later…*

Kyojuro: *decided to eat off the floor because the table didn’t feel right to him for some reason (don’t ask how that happened)*

Alolan Raichu: Kyojuro, for the last time, someone will step on the pancakes if you eat it in the pathway.

Kyojuro: *confused full mouth noises*

Alolan Raichu: *moves the plate onto the seat* See? Now you can eat on the floor and no one will step on your food!

Obanai: *accidentally stepped on Mitsuri’s food and is crying*

Mitsuri: *more concerned that Obanai is crying rather than her food being stepped on*

Alolan Raichu: …Like that. 😓

Kyojuro: Oh… *noms the pancakes*

Alolan Raichu: It’s okay, guys, I’ll fix it for you! *yells to Genya* GENYA, GET THE FIRST AID KIT! KANAO IS BUSY WITH SHINOBU!

Gyomei: *sleeping on the floor because he got bored*

Aoi: I had people wake up early for this…

Alolan Raichu: It could be worse! Inosuke could’ve put dirt in the oatmeal because Sanemi said no earlier.

Alolan Raichu with Regressed Tengen (Feat. Unhelpful Itto)

Itto: Oh, come on! It’s not like it’ll kill us!

Alolan Raichu: *dragging Itto away from the bag of dog food* Just because you think the idea is good doesn’t mean you should act upon it! Now I see why Rengoku asked for my help with Tengen today.

Tengen: *watching Miira no Kaikata again*

Alolan Raichu: Tengen, spit that out please!

Tengen: *spits out the dog food*

Believe me, I wish I could save some of this as a copy because it’s all fanfic ideas and I have not the capacity to keep them all straight, tell me how you like them, May! *collapses because I stayed away to write this out, HELP*

Okay but at least this was a new idea, try finally getting an idea to solve that ONE plot hole only to forget about it come morning. Truly I feel your pain. Also currently answering this while I make mac and cheese, whoo multitasking >:3 here’s to hoping the pot doesn’t over boil

~Alolan Raichu??? Nah nah nah, ✨ freaking pancake giver ✨

~Just wait for a baby Mitsuri if you think Inosuke can eat a lot XD

~Wait that’s so cute 🥺 Let Nezuko cuddle with the Pichu shots are very scary. A cuddle buddy is a must

~Oh gosh. Tanjiro’s me. Just. Yeah. Overtired and over emotional. And then saying that Rengoku is like his father. Ouch. Low blow little guy.

~Bdjsbjsbj oh my gosh not Zhongli and Gyomei crying over a fictional story. Aether is so done with this crap. They are asking the wrong questions. Why does Hu Tao keep telling stories with rocks getting hurt in them at all??? We all know Hu Tao will not learn her lesson and do the exact same thing again

~But also Gyomei and Zhonngli, them being small together is such a cute idea. It just fits. :3

~Breakfast equals chaos and you know what? Rengoku is very right about eating while sitting on the floor. I do that all the time lol.

~Itto with the motto of, everything is eatable if you try hard enough >:3

~Jdbskn XD at this rate anime is going to be banned from anyone who’s regressed.

I enjoyed these very much! 20 outta 10 for the sillies :D Sorry for such a late response my life has been hectic to say the least and my brain would not cooperate in coming up with responses even though I wanted to 😭

[moonlit-imagines]

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Name: Corethra

Fandom: X-Men

Extra Choice: Mentor

Gender/Pronouns: Female and she/her

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Likes: Food, video games, anime, technology, music, books

Dislikes: Ignorance/stupidity, close-mindedness, Karens, injustice, onions, entitlement

Hobbies: Playing video games, watching anime, binging YouTube videos, listening to music, collecting things, reading/writing

Extra Info: Pisces and INFJ if that helps :) On the outside, I have a tough, foul-mouthed front and I refuse to back down nor let things go once the gates of passion have been opened up within me. I have a cynical mindset although I also have my moments of idealism and I'm a budding misanthrope mostly due to my high standards not being met. Despite all of this, once I get close to someone and consider them a friend, I show my kinder nature and become quite affectionate towards them, both verbally and physically if able. I'm very loyal and take relationships very seriously which is the cause for how demanding I can be sometimes. I want the same amount of passion and loyalty that I give to others and I have issues with trust and abandonment to boot.

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s/o: peter maximoff and you rekindled your friendship in the 80’s after meeting once ten years prior. he was surely a lot to handle, but you always ended up having a good time with him to the point where he was able to slow down a little bit and just spend time with you. he always made sure to listen to you and understand what you talked about and absolutely LOVED making fun of people who were just…nasty.

enemy: jean grey wasn’t exactly your favorite mutant at the school. she’d already been rocking the boat of your trust in her since you were hesitant around telepaths, especially ones that couldn’t control their powers, but you gained confidence in her again and it seemed to last much longer. after the phoenix force had taken over her, you were completely done with it all. she caused so much damage to you and your family that you just couldn’t be on her side any longer.

best friend: ororo munroe was another person younwere a bit hesitant on trusting due to her recent broken ties with apocalypse, but you grew closer as time went on and she expressed her feelings regarding her former situation and how she wanted to do better. you couldn’t have asked for a better teammate, she was such a solid person on the field and behind closed doors. your bond was strong and her and peter were two of the people you trusted more than anything with any secret and even your life.

mentor: erik lehnsherr was a former mentor, but you still carried his teachings with you, just less extreme. he’d found you on his journeys a long long time ago and decided that a young mutant shouldn’t be on their own in dark times like those. you looked up to him for a long time, but noticed that he surely was slipping. after a few public incidents, you thought it was best to join charles xavier instead, and he agreed. you went your separate ways, keeping occasional contact while you found your place on the x-men.

[pick-em-pool]

WEEK 5

The madness doesn't stop people! 💣💥🤯 five weeks in and folks are still flying up and down the rankings like Juliette flies up and down the pool 🥽 One thing is for certain this season: no one is safe 😨 so if you want your share of the $350 prize pool, it's time to shoot for the moon, and if you miss you will land among the stars might end up in last like Abby, so don't get crazy 🤨

PEYTON - 12 POINTS

It was a VERY strong week for a lot of people, and Peyton was no exception, pulling off the highest point total of the season. In addition, he mercilessly knocked Juliette out of the top spot 😳 Here is a football reenactment of Peyton's flying kick to Juliette's face 👟👟

JJ - 12 POINTS

Do my eyes deceive me, or has the legendary, Stanley Cup winning, guitar playing, golf ball slicing Jean Jacques Francais Escargo Baguette Daigneault reeled off TWELE POINTS THIS WEEK 🔥🔥🔥 He absolutely REFUSES to get last place this season, mercilessly tossing Daigneault home-team favorite Pittsburgh under the bus in favor of Buffalo 🚌🚌🚌 Get your tickets now people, because the JJ revenge tour is in full swing 🎟🎫🎫

RUSTY - 12 POINTS

lets. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 📯📯📯 Rusty and JJ have swung from the Boys in the Back to the Boys Who Will Beat Yo Sorry A#% (They are now a gangster rap group, apparently 🎤) 🥊🥊🥊 Either way, Rusty is willing to do anything to win now, even if it means sabotaging the other players. Just this week he sent me 10 metric tons of barbeque he cooked. Obviously, I had to eat it all in one sitting... The food coma lasted 3 days 🤢🥴 Not cool Rusty. Not. Cool.

LOGAN - 12 POINTS

Our fearless commissioner is as talented as he is handsome, racking up 12 points this week in style. Honestly, it's amazing he finds time at all to even make the picks, much less the write-ups 😎 Seriously, how does he fit all of this into his packed schedule:

JANIE - 12 POINTS

You know what, I'm sick of Janie! She gets to score 12 FREAKING points again, and she's MAKING HER PICKS FROM A BEACH RIGHT NOW 😒😠😡 She's watching football, drinking margaritas, eating chicken wings, and soaking up the sun in Daytona. She's literally living MY dream and she's doing it BETTER than me 👆👆👆 (This will have to do because there is no middle finger emoji, UGH) Congrats, Janie, I GUESS

GABBY - 12 POINTS

And rounding out our 12 pointers is the ever lovey GABRIELLE 👏👏👏 This girl doesn't just pick teams, she IS a team 🏐🏐🏐 This one-woman volleyball squad has been serving up TROUBLE for opponents the past couple weeks 😍 She serves, she digs, she sets, she... doesn't really spike the ball because she has a 0.3 centimeter vertical jump 🦘 Seriously people Gabby is what you would get if you combined the raw power and athleticism of a Bengali Tiger with the jumping ability of a tortoise 🐢🐅

LISA - 11 POINTS

Not far behind, Big Mamma racked up 11 points with nice picks on New Orleans and New England 👌👌👌. And now she's helping out the great commish with picking out a friend's wedding present. That is most appreciated because there is just a slight difference in gift-selecting ability between these two:

Lisa: I got you this beautiful bike that you have wanted since you were 6, hand made because I know you love bespoke items. It has your name engraved and a custom drink holder for your favorite water bottle, and a 5000 year warranty that I negotiated myself

Logan: I got you a can of lima beans

JULIETTE - 8 POINTS

The Daytona Diver had an OFF week for sure this time 😨😬 dropping her down to 3rd place. We'll have to wait and see if her first place was deserved or just a mirage 🏝🏝🏝 Me, I'm not too worried. Juju leaves no TikTok undanced and no Team unpicked. I'm just waiting for her to reclaim her spot. Go off queen 👑👑👑 hmm, yeah I'm definitely not cool enough to pull off 'Go off queen'. Go get 'em tiger 🐯 OK that's 10 times worse, I'll get back to everyone next week on this 🥴

ABBY - 8 PIONTS

it's only 5 weeks in but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Abby's hopes for a victory this season are already on life support 😢😢 Even worse, she didn't send me her picks until about 10 PM on Sunday. I GAVE her the chance to sneak a peek at the scores. My weakness for my own SISTER meant she had the chance to do amazing this week 😨😨😨 it was right there on a silver platter! And what happened? she got an 8. Here's a live look at Abby's pick-em-pool chances after this week:

VAL - 6 POINTS

Val is a woman of many talents. She makes (for real) the best margarita I have ever had. She is going to law school on a scholarship 🤓 She is going to defend me in court when I'm taken to trial for embezzling the pick-em-pool money. She got to a hospital by HERSELF when her appendix tried to pearl harbor sneak attack her in her sleep. SHE BOWLED A 140. But folks... I have to say 😞😢 we all have our weaknesses. Even superman has his kryptonite. Val's weakness - understanding the game of football 🏈 SIX POINTS LMAOOO WHO EVEN DOES THAT BAD (ignore my score from last week 🤐)

Folks I have to thank you for keeping it interesting 😵 with all these wild scores. I never know what to expect, but one thing I'm sure of is someone is walking home with HUNDREDS 💸💸💸 at the end of this season. So never give up, never surrender AND I WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK 💰