#the war of jokes and riddles riddler x reader smut

[riddle-me-ri]

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Here's a post that best explains who and what I do and don't write about!

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I do write SFW and NSFW material (hence why most of the characters I write for will be adults)

Most smut scenarios are written for an afab reader (it's easiest so it gets done faster and written better) but I try to keep most fics gender neutral

Most of my fics are character x reader (if that's not your cup of tea you go elsewhere) or just write about the character. I'll rarely dabble in character x character.

Please specify whether you want a small drabble/fic or a list of headcanons! Or I will choose what I think is best.

I mostly wrote fem or gender neutral readers! I hope to try and write more for masculine and trans readers but don't feel properly informed to portray those types of readers accurately

Now for topics I DON'T WRITE about:

Incestual, underage (pedophilic), and/or abusive relationships.

Anything related to coprophilia (the exception being for blood and cum)

Pregnancy and/or pregnancy sex (breeding an obvious exception)/ I also don't care for hypothetical children or family-based requests.

Hardcore non-con or rape (dub con I'll make an exception if there's consent stated eventually)

Now onto WHO I write about:

DC Comics/Batman (mostly)

The Riddler (arkhamverse, reevesverse/dano, Batman the Animated Series, Gotham, Zero Year/Capullo, The War of Jokes and Riddles, Gotham City Sirens, Young Justice, Hush (DCAU))

The Penguin (arkhamverse, reevesverse/farrell, Gotham, BTAS, The New Batman Adventures, Telltale, One Bad Day, The Batman (2004), Batman Unlimited)

The Scarecrow (arkhamverse, BTAS, TNBA, Year One, Fear State, Masters of Fear, Harley Quinn the Animated Series, Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo)

The Mad Hatter (arkhamverse, BTAS, TNBA, Gotham, HQ:TAS, Joker's Asylum, Secret Six ('09))

Telltale's The Wolf Among Us/Fable Comics

Bigby Wolf

Flycatcher

Jack Horner

Boy Blue

Jujutsu Kaisen

Gojo Satoru

Geto Suguru

Nanami Kento

Fushiguro Toji

Takuma Ino

Kong Shiu

Lupin The Third

Lupin the Third

Daisuke Jigen

Ishikawa Goemon XIII

Fujiko Mine

Inspector Zenigata

Thanks so much for reading through all this! And if you guys have any questions feel free to send me a message!

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TWOJAR! Riddler x F!Reader - Only Fans of Us Pt. 2

A/N: Whelp...uhh this happened as a result of complete delirium from all the cold medicine I’ve been taking...I don’t know rather to be proud or disgusted..I’m still kinda delirious...Anyway hope y’all enjoy it! Bye~

TW: 18+ Only! MDNI!, explicit sexual content, sex tape, vaginal fingering, face-fucking, squirting, missionary sex, unprotected sex, and strong language.

Word Count: 2.9 k sorry not sorry.

Part One

You blinked a few times. Still trying to register what your partner just said. 

"From now on let me join you…"

"Wait...what?"

"You heard me just fine." He leaned back away from you and crossed his arms, his short sleeves were bursting at the seams.

"Really?"

He smirks. "Really."

"Why?"

He shrugs. "We get paid to do something we both enjoy. And…I get to show everyone who you belong to."

You gulp. Well when he puts it like that…

"Point taken." 

He grins as he starts walking out of his office, but not before turning back towards you. 

He lifts his hand over his shoulder and curls his fingers in a come hither motion. "Well, come on, we need to brainstorm for your new post introducing me…"

You were still frozen in place until he called for you, even then you were still speechless and barely registered his orders as you followed behind him. 

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Obviously whenever you made your content when you started out you thought about Edward. You constantly had to remind yourself not to moan out his name during a few of your videos. (Of course, whenever you did let his name slip out you just sent them directly to him when he was gone…the end results are stories for another time) 

Now, to have him there beside you…it was almost too good to be true. However, given his possessive nature it shouldn't have surprised you, but you definitely weren't expecting it when he first found your page. 

Yet here he was setting up the camera and tripod. He wore the same sweatpants but switched the shirt for a tank top. You were sitting on the bed, watching him in some kind of trance. 

"Are you ready, darling?"

You nod.

"I need a verbal answer dear.."

"Y-yes…" just please get over here so I can touch you!

He chuckles as he clicks a button and with that the show is on. 

You meet Edward halfway as you wrap your arms around his neck and pull him in for a kiss as he simultaneously pushes you down into the mattress. 

You grab the bottom of his tank in an attempt to take it off. He lifts off of you to help you remove it. He tosses the garment aside and he's immediately back on top of you kissing your lips and kissing a trail down your neck. 

It didn't take long for you to start whimpering at his kisses and touches. Ed's hands went under your plain oversized Gotham City t-shirt and began kneading your breasts. He's biting at your collarbone when he decides you need to get rid of your shirt. 

Edward takes his hands out from inside your shirt and grabs the collar of your shirt and pulls you to sit up. You gasp as the cold air starts to come through as he tears the fabric in half. He throws the pitiful remains of what once was a t-shirt over his shoulder. 

Ed moves over on the bed to sit behind you. He presses your back into his front and you're facing the camera still blinking its red light. The only thing covering you from the all seeing lens is your panties. 

Ed resumes his kisses along your neck and shoulders. His hands were still playing with your tits as each of his hands pinched and rolled both your nipples. 

"E-Ed.." You gasp, you could feel yourself getting wet, your slick pooling in the middle of your panties. 

He chuckles into your skin causing goosebumps to rise along your shoulder. "Lift up for me." 

You lifted yourself off the mattress and he reached down and discards the last thing you were wearing. You were now completely exposed to the camera and thousands of eyes. 

When you sat back down you made sure to grind against his groin. You were proud to find he was rock hard. Your teasing didn't go unnoticed by him, Ed was quick to cup your pussy with his right hand as his left hand kept one of your legs apart.

Long rough fingers start teasingly caress between your folds. Collecting the fluids still seeping out of you along the creases of his fingers. When he finally plunges his middle finger in, your body immediately rocks into his. Your head lulls back into his shoulder, and Ed is quick to take advantage of the exposed skin. 

He slowly pumps his finger in and out of you, barely teasing and getting the smallest bit of friction you crave. You turn your head to face him, you try kissing his face to get his attention, so you can inform him you need more attention down there.

“Ed..Ed…baby…p-please.” 

Edward turns his face to kiss you hard, to distract you from him adding a second finger and increasing the speed of his fingers. You instantly moan into the kiss, as one of your hands reaches out and clings to the back of his head to keep him pulled in. As he keeps pumping his fingers trying to pump deeper into you each time he entered you, you in tandem slightly grind against his bulge. 

“F-Fuck.” He grumbles in your skin before biting at your shoulder to hide a moan. 

He takes the hand that was keeping one of your legs from closing, and brings it to your clit. Ed starts rubbing tight circles around your clit. You gasp as you start rocking your hips into his hands. 

“C’mon, darling…I know you can do it.” He starts whispering into your ear, you aren’t even sure if the camera could pick it up, but the camera is the least of your concerns at this moment. 

“I know you can do it, show them…show them what only I can make you do…”

Oh shit…

Your heart and core is absolutely throbbing at this point. You can feel the ever knowing tightening of the knot in your gut. You can start feeling the tingling at the end of all your ligaments. For all your pasts relationships, for all the self-love sessions and your toys. None have ever made you squirt when you came. 

Nobody except Edward, and he makes it a point every now and again to remind you of that. 

It only makes sense he would do it for your first video together. To really show everyone and anyone that comes across the two of you, that you were his. 

“Ed-Eddie!”

“That’s it…you can do it.”

“Aaahh!” Before you know it, your entire body is thrown into convulsions. Your legs are shaking and can no longer hold your hips up to meet his fingers. Your nerves are undergoing waves of tingling vibrations under your skin. 

Of course, you’ve made a complete mess of his hands and the bed sheets under you. Your thighs and Ed’s fingers are soaked. Ed eases his thrusts as he works you through your orgasm before completely removing his fingers. A thick string of sticky white fluids keep his fingers connected to your flushed folds. The connection is broken when he brings his fingers to your lips and you greedily take his fingers into your mouth and start sucking your juices off of his digits. 

Ed kisses your cheek and kisses behind your ear as he whispers, “good girl.”

All you could muster in response was a soft moan and a blissful smile. 

There is a brief pause as you tried to catch your breath, but you didn’t forget about Edward. You turn around away from the camera to face him, you pull him in for another kiss. He groans as he tastes remnants of you on your lips. 

“Don’t think I’ve forgotten about you…” You sigh into his lips. “Stand on the side of the bed and take off those damn sweatpants…”

He chuckles at your clear dislike for his remaining clothing. “Yes, dear.” As he gets up and stands near the side of the bed, taking off his sweatpants and underwear. You lay flat on your back with your head over the edge. 

Even looking at him undress upside down is still as tantalizing as right side up. 

You smile keeping in your giggles when Ed chuckles heartily at your position. You notice his cock standing straight up at attention, practically bouncing against his lower abdomen. The head an angry pulsing red. 

You lick your lips approvingly as he walks closer to you. He pumps his member a few times before placing the head in front of your lips. You grab the sides of his hips as you lick off some of the pre-cum off the top of his head. You then start licking up and down and around his member before you start sucking his head into your mouth. 

“Aahh…” Edward sighs as he finally gets some relief. 

After easing inch after inch of his member into your mouth, you’re able to fight against your initial gag reflex and take him all the way in. You moan around his dick which almost makes him crumble on top of you. You let him know that he can start. He gently pulls his dick from your lips to where the head is left and then gently thrusts back in. 

Your eyes start watering, you’re taking harsh breaths in and out of your nose, but there is no denying how much this turns you on. You could feel yourself getting damp again, even still after climaxing so soon. 

Ed begins an easy pace, but it doesn’t take long until he builds a steady rhythm. You work in tandem with his thrusts, every time the head meets the back of your throat you suck him further in like the air you desperately need. Although, you needed him more. 

Your hands go up and down your body, playing with your breasts and even going as far as teasing yourself with your clit so you could moan more around his cock. Ever the observer, Ed notices this and immediately replaces his hand with yours. While his other hand lightly grasps your throat, so he could feel himself invade your throat every time he thrusted in. 

It did not take long for his pace to start getting sloppy, between the new position and seeing you absolutely submit to him before, Edward was close to coming undone. But he didn’t want to come in your mouth, maybe some other time. 

He still had a point to prove. 

These fans of yours, wherever, whoever they are. They can look and enjoy all they want. Whatever parasocial relationship they may be developing with you ends with this video. Only he’s allowed to touch you. Only he’s allowed to kiss you. Only he’s allowed to fuck you. You’re his and his alone, and everyone is going to know about it. 

He immediately withdraws from your mouth. You take the opportunity to gasp in the air you needed. You turned over on your stomach and held yourself up by your arms, curious to why he stopped. 

The look in his blown out eyes was enough indication. He was close but he didn’t want to come just yet, and not in your mouth. 

He gulps, “lay down…on your back...facing the camera.”

You follow his orders not daring to tease him any further. You were re-introduced to the upside down world as you took a glance at the camera. The red light still blinking, letting you know that it has caught everything thus far. 

When Harley first teased you about opening up your own OnlyFans, you had no idea it would lead to all of this. 

I’ll definitely need to thank her later…

You were snapped back to the moment when you feel Ed’s hands grab your waist as he pulls you closer to him. 

You can’t deny the smile that is creeping up on you. Edward looks completely disheveled at this point and you can’t get enough of him in this state. Ed smirks down at you as he notices your cheeky little grin. He loves this about you, you make him feel at peace with himself in moments like this. There’s no feud, no games, and no Batman. Just you and him in a moment of pure ecstasy. 

Edward leans down to hover over you. He gives you another passionate kiss as he uses his hand to direct himself into your entrance. 

“E-Eddie!” You gasp as he fully enters you in one thrust, meeting very little resistance. 

Ed groans as he feels your walls immediately clamping down on him. “Shit…” he curses breathlessly. 

You lock your arms around his broad shoulders and neck. Your legs immediately lock at your ankles around his waist. You’ve been waiting for this since you two finally concluded to do a video together. 

It did not take Ed long to start a steady pace, completely going out, before plummeting back into you. Your whole body shook with every thrust, and when he picked up the pace you could feel this head of his cock poking at your cervix. 

“E-Ed..Eddie…fuck…don’t stop. Please, please...” You barely cry out in between your moans and gasps of pleasure. 

Edward groans at your pleas. Oh, he wouldn’t dream of it. 

“Mmm I want you to cum again…the–ahh..the way you did earlier.”

“Wha-? I’ve never done it…t-twice..” You gasp as he again hits pretty deep into you than earlier thrusts. 

“I know you can, y-you will.”

“Eddie!” 

Edward lowers himself to where there was no space between the two of you. He lowers his head to your chest to start sucking on one of your nipples. You throw your head back, your face contorted in pleasure for all your viewers to see later. 

After several more hard and fast thrusts, you feel his hand sneaking in between your bodies. Before you knew it his thumb was back on your clit, tightening the coil in your core all the more. You scratch deep red streaks across his broad back. The heels of your feet digging deeper into the lower parts of his back, all you could do was hang on. 

“E-Ed!”

“Y/N…you can do it..” he mutters in your ear. “Please, please one more for me.” He groans as your walls tighten around him at his words. “I know you can, darling.” 

It’s all so overwhelming, Ed is fully encompassing every sense known to you. You are absolutely in love with this man and can’t imagine life without him. That was truly all there was to it. 

“E-Eddie!” Your climax quite literally hit you like a tidal wave, unlike before when there was some kind of build up you could prepare yourself for. Your entire body is numb. All you can feel is the warm thrumming of your nerves from your fingers to the tip of your toes. The coil in the pit of your stomach is completely unraveled. 

The only thing you register is Edward groaning, and the slight pressure of him still thrusting before you can finally feel him twitching inside you as his thrust stop. 

“G-good girl.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Edward took it upon himself to do the editing and posting the video. He wore a pair of forest green shorts and another spare tank top. Meanwhile you took it easy, in a shirt of his as you slowly regained feeling in your legs. You knocked on his office door and poked your head in. 

“Hey, Eddie, how’s it going?”

“It’s going well, I’m assuming. I haven’t exactly checked since I posted it.” He gets up from his desk and meets you at the door.

You took your phone out as you follow him into the living room. “Don’t worry about it, we’ll check it again in a minute. I’m going to order some food if that’s okay?”

“Of course, darling.”

You walk up behind him and wrap your arms around his abdomen and lean your head into his back. “I’m gonna run a quick hot bath, feel free to join me. You’ve earned it.” You kissed the middle of his back.

He chuckles at you as he holds your hands in his. “I will definitely consider it.” You let him go and twirl on your heels, skipping away to the bathroom. 

“Glad to see you have feeling in your legs again.” 

You’re halfway into the bathroom, before you stick your hand out from behind the door flipping him off before closing the door. 

His laughter is interrupted by his phone ringing. Who is calling him this late?

Oh no…

“Hello..”

“Hiya Eddie!”

“What do you want Quinn?”

“Well..uhh..me and Red was wondering if Y/N could come over, you guys don’t have any plans or anything do, ya?”

“Y/N? She’s a grown woman why are you asking me if…”

“I got curious, and saw how well it was going for Harley and Pam.”

“No.”

“Aw, come on, Eddie!” Harley pleads.

“Asbolutely not.”

“What about for pictures?”

“No.”

“Why you gotta be so stingy!”

“Because I am. Good night.”

“Ed!” He hangs up, but not before getting a text notification. 

HQ: You’re such a selfish bastard >:(

?: Never claimed I wasn’t one. She’s mine. The answer is no.

Then another text comes in. 

Q & E: Hey boss! Saw the video with you and the boss lady. If you wouldn’t mind we’d love to collaborate sometime on something.

What? Since when did Query and Echo…that actually doesn’t surprise him in the slightest.

?: Do I get to participate?

Q & E: Yeah..uhh…we really kinda only wanted Y/N.

?: No.

Q & E: C’mon boss don’t be like that, we’ll be real good to her!

?: The answer is no!

You hear a clattering sound outside the bathroom. You throw on a bathrobe and see Ed with his head in his hands and a shattered phone a few feet away. 

Along with whatever little sanity he had left. 

“Eddie, what the hell happened?”

He scratches the back of his head. “Nothing, it was nothing…just...dropped my phone..”

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A/N: Okay, okay I gotta go to bed cause I have work in the morning and I'm catching up on the last few requests I have but I'll be damned if @finniestoncrane 's Riddler headcanons of the green beans reacting to reader having on OF account didn't absolutely RUIN ME. Also I adored her first take on twojar riddler, I just COULD NOT NOT expand on her idea. So here goes, thank you finnie for always fueling the unhinged fire within me 💚😭

Word Count: 570

TW: OnlyFans, mention of pictures and videos albeit nothing explicit yet, mention of violence and crime (cause duh), and strong language

TWOJAR!Riddler x F!Reader - Only Fans of Us (Pt. 1)

"When were you going to tell me?"

"I was going to tell you, I just wanted to see what would happen first."

"You have almost 15,000 fans…"

"I-Its only been five days since I made the damn account."

Edward looks down at his computer and rolls the mouse wheel down the page. 

"And yet you've made ten posts…I wondered what you were doing while I was gone…"

You felt yourself clamping up and racing for an explanation. You were scared about his reaction and were racking your brain on how you would tell him... eventually! Now you gotta figure this out there and now.

Now you were worried and confused, he was asking questions but hasn't made his feelings completely known. 

Cryptic dick.

His face is absolutely stone faced as he goes through your pictures and the short previews for your videos. 

"Why didn't you tell me you made the account the day of?"

"I wasn't gonna let it be known unless it became a full time thing. I didn't think it would be worth mentioning if it's gonna be a short lived idea. Plus I'm anonymous so I could just delete it and nobody would be none the wiser. But I-I didn't expect it to blow up."

"Oh don't be modest now, you're a natural…"

You couldn't tell if you were to be flattered or remain confused. 

"Do you enjoy it?"

Wait, what?

"I-I mean yeah, it's fun and pretty exciting. Plus I get to make my own money. I know you tell me not to worry about it, but I want to earn my money and not constantly ask you for it.." You stated.

This was true, you were somewhat known and rumored for being the Riddler's lover.  

Despite your otherwise happy go lucky and kind personality…Nobody wanted to hire someone affiliated with a rogue. They didn't want to run the risk of something happening and they ended up a target. 

Employers have their establishment burned down, take out the breaks in their car, hold loved ones ransom..the possibilities were endless.

"I see…" Ed nods. He turns around in his office chair to face you. He wore a white shirt that was one size too small and grey sweatpants. 

You stood in front of him about a foot away, swaying on your feet, shuffling your weight from right to left, anxiously rocking. 

"Look.." You sigh. "Ed I didn't mean to disrespect you, I just…I got curious, and saw how well it was going for Harley and Pam. No one else knows it's me besides you. And I do enjoy it and I also get to earn my own money.."

You lower your head and fiddle with the edge of Ed's black dress shirt you wore. "If you want me to take it down, I will.."

Edward stood up and walked over to you. He lifts your chin up with his finger so you could look him in the eyes. His thumb caressed your chin. 

"I'm not upset…and the last thing I'd want is to take away any sense of fun and independency from you…"

Your eyes widened. There's no fucking way…

"I do, however, have a suggestion…" He brought his over hand up to cup the side of your head and stroke your hair on the side of your face. 

He smirked at you as he leaned into your ear and whispered "from now on…let me join you."

Part 2 ~

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TWOJAR!Riddler x F!Reader - Having Fun Pt. 2

A/N: Whelp, the past 48 hours have taught me anything is that y’all really are thirsty for the buff leprechaun prick...and it’s okay, me too. I’m glad I could provide rip. So here’s a part 2, as a thank you for all the love and support on it. Special thanks to @finniestoncrane who requested the brilliant set-up for this in the first place.

Also reader has a vagina in this, the first part can (hopefully) be read gender-neutral, but I only know how to write smut for an afab reader cause it’s what I’m used to rip so sorry...

Trigger Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content (like fresh filth), Unprotected Sex, Face-fucking, Biting, Heavy Sexual Teasing, Cursing...that should be it

Word Count: 1.77 k of pure filth I’m so sorry

Oh yeah…he’s pissed…pissed and horny. 

You had to try and keep your smile down to a smirk before it turned into a prideful grin. No need to remind Ed of that pale-faced prick. You get in the passenger seat and you barely get your seatbelt on before Ed peeled out of the parking lot. 

“Jesus, Ed what the hell?”

A scoff.

You crossed your arms in a huff. He always got like this whenever you dealt the shit he gave you back at him.

It’s a fun game between the two of you. Who gives in first? Who crumbles at the touch of the other? Who is the first to say “fuck this” or “to hell with this” and pounce?

Looks like it’s him, and it’s got him frustrated…

Edward was always a a sore loser. You were lost in thought of your next move, when you felt a warm hand on your knee. You gave the hand a glance before looking back out the window. The thumb of his hand started rubbing along your knee. 

Shit, gotta think of something… 

You grin as the idea came to you. This set-up gave you an advantage to double down on your ministrations from earlier that you were able to half ass with your foot. You also don’t have to be as discreet about it. 

“Eddie?” 

“Mm?” He didn’t dare take his eyes of the road to look at you, he removed his hand from your knee to make a turn.

You lean over the center console. One arm goes around his head and onto his shoulder. The other lays purchase on his left pectoral. His shirt was open (obviously) so your bare hand touched warm skin. His breath hitched at the cold assault of your hand. 

“I can keep going…”

“I don’t doubt it.”

Your hands start softly rubbing into his skin, as your lips began making a trail kisses and hickies along his cheek, neck, wherever your lips could reach. He tries to remain unphased by your affections, but it is all a front. The hand that rested over his chest could feel his heart doing backflips. 

He can think whatever he likes, but his heart doesn’t lie. You drag your hand down his torso, stopping at start of his question mark scar. Your pointer finger begins to trace the top of the question mark to the bottom and playfully tap the point. You did this a couple times to get him to loosen up as you notice his hands tighten the steering wheel again. 

“Do you want me to? Keep going?” Your hand falls down from his chest and lands between his legs. Your fingers cup his dick and you start pumping it through the fabric. He hisses as you gently nip at his earlobe.

“W-We’re almost home..”

“Doesn’t answer my question.”

“Gr..y-you’re mad…absolutely mad and insatiable.” 

“Only for you, Mr. Nygma.”

That was your final attack, the move you waited until the very last second before he absolutely implodes, securing you a victory. 

Before you knew it, he threw the car in park in front of your apartment complex. He grabs you around your waist and torso and drags you across the console and into his arms. 

“Ah–Ed!” If it wasn’t for all the teasing beforehand for your game, this would’ve been super sweet to have Ed carrying you to your apartment. His eyes were completely blown at this point. There was nothing sweet behind those eyes. 

You gulp. Maybe you pushed him a wee too far?

~~~~~~~

It was a small scuffle for the top position. After you two threw off the rest of your clothes, Ed lifts you up again to toss you on the bed. You were quick to scurry away before he could cage you with his body.

“Nuh uh, I don’t think so.”

Ed growled in frustration. It shouldn’t have made you as wet as it did. 

You pace the edge of the bed before pushing him down onto the mattress. You’re straddling him now as you grab his wrists to keep him from lifting you up and tossing you back down. 

Given how turned on you both were by the end of dinner, it was a toss up who won or lost. Now it was up to who could make the other cum first. 

Ed lets up; he puts his arms up in faux surrender. “Okay, okay…You win, darling...just...please.”

“Please what?” You mistakenly let go of his wrists. 

“Let me make you cum.” He smirks.

He grabs your waist before scooting further down the bed so his head was perpendicular with the mattress and not propped by a pillow. He hoisted your waist up and pressed your core right to his face. 

“Ed! Ahh…shit!” 

His tongue immediately dove in between your soaked folds. Eagerly tasting for more of your juices. His stupid round nose teasing at your clit every time he shook his head. 

“S-S-mmm- sore loser…” You mutter in between your moans. You could feel him grinning before teasingly nipping at your folds. You’re desperately clawing at something to ground yourself, you find purchase in the textured wall. 

You’re conflicted between pulling yourself away for a chance at victory or just giving in to the loss. Ed’s hands squeeze your waist as he begins thrusting his tongue in and out of you, occasionally taking it out to lick deep circles in your clit. 

“F-f-fuck…fine. Fine! God damnit, you-you win...just...please...please, baby…Eddie..” You were becoming delirious at this point. You didn’t give a shit about winning, you just needed some release from the growing knot in your stomach.

Before your brain can register what you’re doing, you’re softly grinding your cunt further into his face. Anything to get his tongue to reach in deeper. Edward hoists your hips off his face for a minute as he brings his fingers up to your clit to rub fast circles. 

“E-E-Eddie! Ed-fuck…just like that.” 

Your hands fly down to grab at his head. You were once fighting to keep his touch off you. Now you’re fighting to make sure he doesn’t pull away. 

“Mm...Ed! ED!” The knot in the pit of you gut finally came undone in a strong wave. Every inch of your body shook in tremors as warm tingles rode throughout your nerves. You barely felt the soft lazy licks at your folds as Ed’s tongue lept at your release, not wasting any. 

Eventually you had to pat his head to let him know you were getting sensitive. He let go of your waist and you scooted down as he sat back up to lean his back against the wall. You straddled him lap as you rest your hands on his shoulders.

His stupid chin was shiny in the glow of the moonlight that spilled past the window. 

He has a stupid grin on his face. 

He opened his mouth to say something, probably something stupid. 

You smashed your lips into his. He tastes like you and it makes you moan into his mouth. He lets you take control for once and allows your tongue to take over his mouth. Your hands cup his face as one hand of his cups your cheek. 

His thumb rubs along your cheek and it makes you break the kiss to look at him. The absolute wreck you’ve turned him into. His pale skin was tinted a soft red throughout. His hair was disheveled in some areas and his broad chest was heaving. 

Let him think he won…this view is worth losing over.

“What does the, oh so brilliant, winner of the evening want for his prize?” You already know the answer, which is why you were already lifting yourself off his lap.

“What I always want…” Ed groans as you grab his cock to line up to your entrance.

“Me.”

“You.” You both let out a moan as you finally connect. His cock stretched you and reached further into you than his tongue ever could. 

“Shit..E-eddie…”

He wraps his hands around your waist. “F-fuck…” He pulls you into his chest as he starts kissing along your neck and shoulder. He slowly starts thrusting in and out of you. You wrap your arms around his neck, as one hand runs through his hair. 

“Aahh..E-Eddie w-what’re you?”

He bite and nibbled on the top of your breast in a strange pattern than usual. He was marking you up though, that’s all you knew. When you tried to ask him again, he just started thrusting harder and you began bouncing on him to meet his pace. 

You were close after coming earlier, although you tried to keep it at bay so you could come with him. Ed is kneading both breasts now, the one he marked up being especially tender with every squeeze, but it just fueled you more. 

You grab Ed’s face again and pull him in for another passionate kiss. Faster and faster, closer and closer to the precipice. Your legs start shaking as the all too familiar knot starts tightening and tightening. 

“E-E-Eddie..Eddie!” 

His fingernails dig into your skin as he holds you down on top of him as you cum and he’s quick to follow suit as your clenching walls tighten around him from your climax. 

You’re both panting messes. You rest your head on his chest as he leans his head against the wall. 

“That was close…” He mutters. 

You giggle softly, “yeah, I almost broke your winning streak there, huh?” 

“If not for your foolish tall tale I would’ve taken you over the table.”

You raise your eyebrows. “Ooohh. Good to know…gives me ideas for next weekend.”

It was his turn to laugh now. 

“Now what the hell were you biting into me,” you looked down at your right breast, “oh what the hell?” 

There were four to five marks that were starting to bloom, and they were linked together to look like a question mark. 

A goddamn question mark. 

You lightly punched him in the shoulder, before shoving your face into his chest again. “You’re such a possessive asshole.” 

Ed chuckles again as he scoots down the bed with you in his arms and grabs for the covers to cover the both of you. 

“But you love me.” He kisses the top of your head. 

“I do, and there’s nothing to be done about it, unfortunately..”

“Damn.” 

You punch his chest again. 

“Hey, is that anyway to treat your partner after having such a fun night together?”

“Oh...hush.” 

You both fell asleep contently in the others arms, already scheming about the next night of fun to come.

[riddle-me-ri]

Twojar Riddler x F!Reader - Wedding Woes

A/N: Hi, so, uhh I’ve been mulling over this idea for a minute. For one, I wanna write anything I can to alleviate my dislike for Riddler’s Prelude to the Wedding issue (which is why this is twojar specific), because yeah, no. But also this is sort of a comfort piece for me? My family has not one, not two, but three weddings all less than five months apart from each other. My cousin’s was in June, and now my sister’s is coming up in November (two days after my bday rip, I know she couldn’t help it but goddamnit…) and my other cousin has her’s in January…and I literally just want to rip my hair out. So if you don’t mind I’m gonna indulge myself with this piece to help me cope with all this wedding madness going on..

Trigger Warnings: 18+ ONLY Minors DNI! Strong language, explicit sexual content (unprotected sex w/afab reader, fingering), mentions of violence and criminal activity

Word Count: 2.7 k

Twojar Riddler x F!Reader - Wedding Woes

Well, guess the news around town was true. 

The Bat and the Cat…finally tying the knot, who would’ve thunk. You were fairly certain Selina wouldn’t be the type to want to be tied down to a commitment. You shrugged as you took in the city skyscape from your balcony. 

I wonder how Eddie’s taking it? What he thinks of this engagement…

Speak of the Devil, he came to join you out on the balcony. You fell backwards into his chest when he wrapped his arms around you from behind. He placed his chin on top of your head after kissing the top of it. 

He’s quiet, way too quiet. 

“Have you heard the news?” You asked, offering a line of conversation. 

Ed scoffed, you could feel the outtake of air move some hair around. “How could anyone have not heard? It’s all anyone is talking about…”

“I’m still pretty baffled.” You commented. “I just didn’t see Selina being the type, nor Bats really.”

“I never thought he could divorce himself from Gotham.” You joked. “Unless they’ve got some kinda special three way going on..”

Edward chuckled, but more out of habit than sincerity. After a moment of awkward silence, you turned around to face him. You put your arms on top of his, that were still wrapped around you. Your hands rested on his chest as you start gently caressing him. 

“What’s up, Eddie? I can tell when your minds turning, but I’ll be damned if I know what it is without you telling me…” You giggled. 

Nothing. Your eyebrows started to furrow in the middle. 

“Eddie?”

“W-would you…would you ever consider marrying me?”

Oh…OH

You mouth was opening and closing, trying to get your brain to start thinking and speaking your next words. 

“I, um, uh…well…to be honest I never thought about it,  like just marriage in general. Never saw it in my cards. I mean sure when I was little, I think every little girl thinks about her own when they go to their first wedding of a family member. But as time went on, and the more I saw the uglier side of things, I just never thought about it.” 

Edward nodded. “I, too, never thought much about it. Until tonight anyway. I never suspected Batman and Catwoman, in hindsight I should have, given how close they are and just how much he lets her off the hook.” 

“However, she’s easier to forgive I suppose. She hasn’t caused mass terror throughout the city, killed countless civilians…” 

You pulled him closer to you, resting your head on his chest. Your hands going up his back as you gently rubbed his shoulder blades. His arms dropped to his side as you held him in your embrace. 

“I’m beyond forgiveness and redemption. I’m not someone who gets married.” He concluded. 

“Oh, Eddie…” You squeezed around his abdomen tighter. 

“I’m not even sure why you’ve stuck it out with me for so long…I-I have nothing to give you in terms of a future, surely not a happy ending either.” 

“I don’t need a happy ending and if I’m with you in my future that’s all I want.” You picked your head up to look him in the eyes. 

“You make it sound incredibly romantic.” He huffed. “But it doesn’t change or make it better. Doesn’t change who I am, what I’ve done, and what I’m bound to do.” 

“I know, I know it won’t, but I’m willing to accept it. Willing to take the bad with the good. Because you make me happy, we’re happy together.”

You brought your hands back around from behind him and held his face in your hands. Your thumb gliding over both his cheeks. 

“That…that’s, that’s rather selfish. Staying with a murderer, terrorist, criminal like me…because I make you happy.”

“If being happy with you…in a world where no matter how much good you do, no matter how many rules you follow, or cross your T’s and dot your I’s. You still get fucked over, taken advantage of, and spit on. If loving you makes me finally feel a fraction of happiness and tranquility, despite who you are and what you’ve done…hell yes I’m selfish. I’m selfish as hell. And I don’t give a damn.” 

You smiled proudly as Ed’s eyes widened at your statement. 

“Riddle me this…” Your hands slid down his face and locked behind his neck. “Oswald Cobblepot has a pretentious one. Selina Kyle’s can also be a first name. And Bruce Wayne’s is printed all over the city. And I want yours, what am I?”

Ed’s eyes furrowed for a second as he mulled over it. His mind immediately forgetting the previous thoughts whirling around in his head. You could tell he finally got it when he let out a soft chuckle and shook his head. 

“Very cute, Y/N.”

“If you got on your knee right now and asked me to marry you I would say yes with no hesitation. I think Y/N Nygma has a good ring to it. Don’t you?” You tilted your head, a sweet smile plastered on your face. 

Ed nodded. “Yes, it really does..”

“And besides…” You began. You removed your hands from Ed’s face and held his hands as you outstretched both your arms. 

“Who needs a wedding?” You proposed. “Who needs a guestlist, invitations, registries, DJs and music. Hell, who even needs the minister!” 

You squeezed Edward’s hands as you gave him a beaming smile. “Do you, Edward Nygma, take me, Y/N L/N, to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, for as long as we both shall live.” You pulled him closer to you with each vow until he was back in your embrace. 

“I-I didn’t even ask you.” Ed chuckled, breathlessly.

“I had a feeling you wouldn’t think it’ll ever be okay to ask me, so I just took it out of the equation.” You smirked. 

“I do.” Ed smiled. 

“And I do too, shamelessly, now and always. Ring or no ring” You framed his face again with your hands. Your face inched closer and closer to his. 

“You may now–mm!” Your statement was interrupted by Edward crashing his lips to yours in a sweet kiss. 

You smiled into the kiss, as you squeezed his face. His arms found home again around your waist. 

When the need for air overcame the desire to stay lip locked, you both backed away from the kiss. Ed rested his forehead on top of yours. You leaned up to kiss his nose. 

“What ever will I do with you?” He muttered. 

“Well, you better figure it out, looks like you’re going to be stuck with me for a long time.” You teased as you scrunched up your nose. 

Ed snickered. “There’s no one else I’d rather be stuck with…Mrs. Nygma.”

You gasped before letting out a fit of giggles. “I was right it does sound nice.” 

Edward let you go and back away from you, but was back at your side and before you knew it, he had you in his arms with your feet off the ground. He was carrying you, carrying you like a groom would his bride from the church. 

You shrieked as your feet suddenly left the ground, but your shrieks were replaced by laugher as you wrapped your arms around his neck to hang onto something. 

You kissed his cheek as he carried you back into the apartment. Through the living room and through an open door that belonged to your shared bedroom. He playfully tossed you on the bed. You laughed as you got up on your knees and went to the foot of the bed to wrap your arms back around him. 

You leaned in for another kiss, one more passionate and sloppy than before. Your hands crawled to the back of his head, your fingers combed through his orange strands. When you had to separate to get another gulp of air, you started kissing his cheek, his jawline, developing a trail down to his shoulder. 

Ed cupped the side of your face, to bring it back up to look at him. He grabbed the edges of your oversized shirt and quickly pulled it over your body, exposing your upper half to him. It was his turn to start peppering your skin with kisses, going down a very similar path to the one you had started on his skin. 

Your hands dropped down to his lower abdomen. Your fingers wiggled to get underneath his white shirt, to start pulling it off him. He felt your warm fingers touch his skin, causing him to tense a little until he noticed what you were doing. 

“Need help?” 

“That’d be splendid, Mr. Nygma.” 

He chuckled as he stepped away from you to pull his shirt over his head. No matter how many times he bares himself to you, your mouth never ceases to water at the sight. You fell back onto the bed, scooting yourself closer to the head of the bed. Ed crawled onto the bed and hovered over you. You couldn’t resist leaning up to steal another kiss from his sweet lips. 

As the two of you kissed, his hands began exploring your body. Squeezing and caressing wherever he recalled got you gasping and moaning into his lips. Like when he kneads your chest or squeezes your love handles. It doesn’t take long for you to start moaning. 

He breaks the kiss to continue what he started. He kissed and lapped along your neck before softly suckling along the bone. His hands continued to roam your body, until it got to the band of your shorts. 

You gasped as your lower half was now exposed, and you laid completely bare before him. One of his hands went back to knead your breast, while the other stayed below your waist. His index finger softly caressing in between your folds. His mouth went to your other breast and began softly sucking on the nipple.

“E-Eddie…” You moan softly. One of your hands was cradling the back of his head, while the other clung around his back. Slowly, Ed eased his finger inside of you, which caused you to gasp in surprise but was quickly melted into moans. Satisfied at finally feeling some friction. 

Edward continued to steadily pump his finger in and out of you. Occasionally taking his thumb to rub long tight ovals into your clit, which caused his hands to get soaked even more. Using the extra slick, he was able to ease his middle finger to join in his ministrations. 

You grabbed his face again and brought his lips to yours. Your tongue impatiently parted from your lips, wanting access to enter his. He willingly allowed your tongue to roam his mouth. He quickened his fingers’ pace in and out of you. You moaned into the kiss, between the warmth of his mouth and the friction to your core. You were melting into the bedsheets below you. 

As Edward’s fingers felt your walls start to tighten around his fingers more frequently, he removed them from your core. You tore from the kiss to let out a frustrated sigh. 

“You were getting close…” He mumbled. 

“Yeah.” You growled. 

He snickered before pecking your forehead. “I’ll make it up to you, I always do don’t, I?” 

You roll your eyes but muttered a soft, “yeah…I guess.” 

Ed removed his sweatpants and boxers in one swift pull and he tossed them somewhere off to the side of the bed. He got back in place, hovering directly above you. You looked down to see him gently pump his hard cock. He took the precum developed at the head and spread it along his cock. He leaned back over you, lining his cock up to your entrance, rubbing the head gently in between your folds. 

You and Ed both let out sharp moans and groans when he finally entered you fully. Your legs wrapped tightly like a vice around his waist. You moved your hands to go back to hold his face, but he stopped them before they mad contact. He placed your hands down on the mattress near your head. He entwined his fingers with yours, squeezing your hands against his flesh and the sheets. 

Sounds of your moans grew, as he resumed the pace he started with his fingers. His dick filling you more than his fingers, and reaching further into you than his fingers could. 

“E-Eddie…mmm…”

His head dipped back down towards you, tucking it back between your neck and shoulder. Edward started nipping and suckling along your collarbone as he picked up his thrusting pace. Your hands squeezed his, your nails barely scrapping against his rough knuckles.

You turned your head, so your lips could reach his face. You began kissing alongside his face or the top of his head, as he moved along the front of you. 

“I love you, Edward Nygma...mmm…n-nothing will change that.” You manage to mutter out between your gasps and moans. 

Edward increased his pace at your words, making you swallow any other words you may have had. Replacing them with cries and moans. 

“I love you…” he grunted. “A-Absolutely adore you.” 

Both of your hands squeezed each other before he pulled one of his hands away to go down your body. You released your other hand from his and opted to wrap your arms around his neck. While one of his hands were at your front, the other wrapped around your back, slowly lifting you off the bed. 

The hand in your front squeezed between your bodies, finally finding it’s destined location. His thumb started stroking your clit again in tight fast circles. 

“E-Ed…mmm…Eddie!” 

“Y/N…ahh..” He began thrusting harder and faster. Pulling completely out with just the tip of his head still in and thrusted fully back in, before repeating.  

Your nails began biting his head and back, the hand on his back slowly dragging them down his spine, causing him to groan deeper. The sound making you squeeze your walls tighter around his cock. 

The all too familiar knot was getting tighter and tighter, just moments from coming undone. You tried to hold out just a little bit longer, wanting to cum with him. 

Your lips collide once more with Edward’s as your hands converge at his head. Your fingers combing through bits of his hair and sideburns. Your thumbs rubbing his cheeks, lovingly.  All it took was one more thrust, he stilled himself inside you. His thumb never stopped twirling around your clit as your walls held his cock in a chokehold. 

You broke the kiss as your body broke out in a warm sticky sweat, your body and limbs convulsing under him. Edward wrapped his arms around you, holding you close during the shakes. You shivered as you felt his release fill you up to the brim. 

As Ed gently laid you back down onto the mattress, he lovingly tucked your hair back and out of your face. He gave you a kiss on the forehead before looking back at into your eyes. You leaned up a little to give him a small sweet kiss. 

After cleaning up, and you stole yet another shirt of his. It didn’t take you long to fall into a dreamless sleep on his bare chest. The both of you cuddled in the bed and cozy under the covers. Edward had an arm wrapped around you, his hand periodically caressing your arm up and down. 

He looked down upon your sleeping figure. Someone that was comfortable, at ease, and truly happy with himself. He didn’t even like himself most days, not that anyone would know he hid it pretty damn well. Yet, there was you, an even greater conundrum than he is. 

Be that as it may, in moments like this…everything made sense. For a moment, Edward thought just about anything is possible now, especially with you. Maybe just maybe, matrimony isn’t entirely out of the question for him. 

“Riddle me this…Oswald Cobblepot has a pretentious one. Selina Kyle’s can also be a first name. And Bruce Wayne’s is printed all over the city. And I want yours, what am I?”

He grinned. 

It’s a last name.