#the voids got style !! void can dance !! THE VOIDS GOT TEARAWAY PANTS !!!

[chaotic-zora]

Alright!! Time to draw some serious Thresh backstory!! Lore!! History. Anguis-

Draws Thresh doing the Cha Cha Slide.

GOD DAMMIT

[liesonthefloordramatically]

Forward, backward, take three steps Shimmy to the right, witness the void Void's got style, void can dance Void wears tearaway pants The void consumes all realities Which includes up 'till now 7 billion belinis But if you're too scared to dance Don't worry, just relax Close your eyes, open your mind Brace yourself and clap three times

[bobsaname]

"Witness the void, Void’s got style, void can dance, Void wears tearaway pants" the void could get it and by it i mean my benis

[erthling91]

Welcome to the Interplanetary Ballroom, the only dance hall playing hits from the past, present and future temporal sector simultaneously; a little warning to our dancers tonight who only perceive time in three dimensions, this next one's a bit of a doozee!

DANCEFLOOR, CHA-CHA-CHA, SALSA, RUMBA, TANGO, MAMBO, Bollero Muy Picante, SPACE TIME, GRAVITY, CHAMPAGNE, REALITY-Move to the beat of the Transcendental Cha-Cha-Cha!

Right foot forward, spin to the left, look through time and witness your death. Grab your partner by the head and reveal to them the Ultimate Secret: "the Multiverse is getting colder, cooler-

-Still every Universe SOMEHOW got Zumba!?"

The likelihood of that is ten billion, three million, eight thousand, five hundred twenty-eight to the power of 42!-

-JUMP BACK IN LINE! Transcendental Cha-Cha Time!

Forward, backward, take three steps, shimmy to the right, witness the Void!

Void's got style, Void can dance, Void wears tearaway pants! The Void consumes all realities, which includes(up to now) seven billion Bellinis...

But if you're too scared to dance, don't worry, just relax; Close your eyes, open your mind, brace yourself and CLAP THREE TIMES!

Somewhere out there, there's a planet just like yours, a perfect carbon copy with a you that looks identical, that looks and lives and breathes exactly just like you except for one big difference-this you is not shit-scared to

HIT THE DANCE FLOOR, CHA-CHA-CHA, SALSA, RUMBA, TANGO, MAMBO-FANDANGO CALIENTE!-SPACE TIME! GRAVITY! CHAMPAGNE! REALITY! MOVE TO THE BEAT OF THE TRANSCENDENTAL CHA-CHA-CHA!

Slide to the left, witness Perfection

Slide to the right, Nothing means Anything-or Anything means Nothing, I get them mixed up, but either way a reason to SHAKE YOUR BUM, but!

Second verse now, you're doing pretty well, following the beat can be HELL, the bridge, outro, double chorus, ev'ry possibility all playing simultaneously

Sometimes this song, it sounds like BWAAAHHHHH!

Sometimes this song, it sounds like La La

Lucky that today the you that's here perceives a song that sounds like CHA-CHA!

Infinity is a long time, especially when you're waiting in the drinks line-existential thoughts assail ya-but at least now you've got a MARGARITA-but now it's a dog, and now it's a cat, it's ev'rything and nothing, it's a baseball bat!

Suddenly you're standing on an alien planet where cocktails haven't been invented yet(god damn it)

SHWING-now you're an old French Dandy-BLINK-now you're made of cottoncandy-BLINK!-now you're back in the club a little less scared to shake your rump(lalalalalaaaaa!)

Now you can see what we see, now that you've been where we've been, the music's always playing from the start to end of time, it's always playing in your mind don't let it twist up your insides!

(We can't stop the band from jamming in every reality, they're playing Rock, they're playing Trance, they're playing a string symphony but this is the only time in existence that we've ever known so far that this song has sounded anything like a Cha-Cha...)

HIT THE DANCE FLOOR, CHA-CHA-CHA, SALSA, RUMBA, TANGO, MAMBO(RICARDO DOBRANDO MINHA MENTE), SPACE TIME, GRAVITY, CHAMPANGE, REALITY! MOVE TO THE BEAT OF THE TRANSCENDENTAL CHA-CHA-CHA!

THE UNIVERSE IS GETTING COLDER, COOLER

STILL EVERY PLANET SOMEHOW GOT ZUMBA

Expand your music repertoire, and eat your caviar like a neutron star

TRANSCENDENTAL CHA-CHA-CHA!

this is stuck in my head and I've had it on repeat for goodness knows how long. LOVE Tom Cardy's songs frfr

[godspeedmajortom]

The Void's got style! The Void can dance! The Void wears tearaway pants!

Transcendental Breakdance! Commisshed by @icenineporcupine

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLzxuIfD9rU