#the villagers who don’t like to have fun or whimsy are smoking dick if they think kakashi is gonna make his dogs divorce

[raikirikiri]

i like to imagine that one of the first things kakashi did as hokage was have a leslie knope moment and marry two dogs for the public’s entertainment. sure it was also selfish desire but who doesn’t love cutesy little shit like dog marriage? the villagers eat it up! how cute!! dogs married!! how jovial and preposterous! konoha’s finest couple!

but they were actually two boy dogs. so kakashi essentially comes out as a supporter of gay marriage by association and it causes a little uproar in some communities in the village. they demand the dogs be divorced and that they marry girl dogs like proper gentleman. some even say they should be prohibited from the village and returned to the wilds for such ‘treason’. but unlike leslie, kakashi doesn’t care and the dogs are fucking gay. get over it.

and wait till the villagers find out their hokage is gay too