#the velocipastor

[brutallytheatrical]

they call me frankie mermaid cause i’m swimming in bitches

[snaileo]

we watched The VelociPastor tonight

[lcl-cultist]

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[rjavenuru]

[anouchard]

Thank you so much to everyone who came along to watch 'The Velocipastor' with Alex and me yesterday! It was so lovely to meet you all, hear your stories, and share in such a cursed experience with you.

Thank you also to everyone who brought such wonderful gifts, including this little guy right here. I will treasure them (and every memory from the entire event) forever. ❤️

[mourningmaybells]

this is like the Darth Vader reveal if u were german

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[styrofoamdoor]

the little gay people in my phone are getting out of hand. what are they even saying anymore. why are they talking about a priest turned dinosaur

[earlgraytay]

I watched Velocipastor with some friends the other night and I think it's proof that the emotional core of a story is what matters for it to be compelling, and all the other stuff- literally all the other stuff- is set dressing.

you don't need a coherent plot, or coherent worldbuilding. you don't need fancy effects. you don't need to have Something To Say (though I'd argue Velocipastor has more to say than its creators think).

you just need a character with a compelling inner conflict and a relationship that character has that matters. that's it.

[inkedintothepaper]

Velocipastor is the parkour civilization of cinema

[midigan]

Saw a trailer for a movie called "The Velocipas✝or" recently, so why not.

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

And this is precisely why I shouldn't have art tools

If I'm stressed? I make memes. If I meme I meme FUCKING HARD!

Thank you to HeroForge for the chaotic access to pro and kitbashing, and of course thank you to the wonderful creators of this absolute damn cult classic film! <3

[booktomoviebrawl]

The VelociPastor: this movie fucking SUCKED!!!!!! 7/10 would watch again

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 4 - Catholic Character Tournament

Jason art credit @Reincao

Propaganda below ⬇️

Jason

Okay it's cannon but like in an alternative universe because Comics. I just think the fact DC made Known Murderer and Reblious Teen with Daddy Issues a Catholic priest in a different universe. Just. Casually.

Jason Todd is may or may not be Catholic in the main timeline of DC Comics, but I the Flashpoint storyline, my man is a priest! He was a drug addict, thief, and in the Blood Brother cult before dying, only to come back to life and decide to become a priest in the hellhole that is Gotham. In the main timeline, he comes back after dying and stuffs a duffel bags full of heads! The common trait before all Jason Todds is that they all have to be as dramatic as possible. Dying and coming back as the most unexpected thing. Unbelievable. I love this man.

Doug

I know the movie is called VelociPastor but he's actually a Roman Catholic priest and a velociraptor too.

Please watch velocipastor. I don't think I could describe it if I tried.

Doug is canonically a Roman Catholic priest who is questioning his religion after his parents die.

He turns into a velociraptor and decides to fight crime. I don’t wanna spoil it but the movie is batshit insane

[snalsupremacy]

Ah yes, Steel Ball Run, or as I like to call it: The second greatest piece of media to include both Dinosaurs and Jesus Christ, right after this masterpiece

[anouchard]

I just finished watching The Velocipastor in preparation for this.

I have no words, but plenty of notes.

Looking forward to seeing y'all there!

🦖