#the utter disrespect! holmes would never

[tackyink]

The opening of A Scandal in Bohemia: "It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen, but as a lover he would have placed himself in a false position."

Every other scriptwriter working on a Sherlock adaptation: "But what if... wait for it... they were IN LOVE™?"

[katerbees]

Majestic pt 3

Sherlolly AU 1893, previous parts found over on AO3 <3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/12505144/chapters/28470916   Sherlock and John found themselves in the smoking lounge once they departed the dining hall.

“Hmmm…case getting to you?” John asked, biting down on his pipe.

“You could say that.” Holmes responded, staring off into space, puffing his own pipe.

“We still have weeks until we get to Chicago and a scant amount of evidence, I wouldn’t preoccupy yourself to greatly with it just yet.”

“Ah, the case in Chicago. Quite simple, solved it already. Just wanted to attend the Exposition. Ex-lover, secret passage in the house. Simple. No. Watson, a most interesting case has revealed itself to me on this very ship.” Sherlock turned to look at his friend.

“Will you be indulging me at present, or do you desire to leave an air of mystery about you” Watson asked, swirling his brandy.

“I think I shall like to keep this case private for now. But rest assured, if I require your opinion, I shall let you know.” Holmes drank his own cognac and retreated to his mind palace. -----------------------------------------

Molly sought refuge from the constant social events she was being forced to attend. The library thus far had remained her secret refuge from Thomas and Lady Cunningham. While she appreciated that the older woman was attempting to help her ease into proper society, it was exhausting.  So many rules to remember;  so much etiquette and decorum. Molly sighed and took in a deep breathe. She began to choke, a cloud of pipe smoke entering her lungs.  Apparently, she was not alone in here this morning.

“Beg your pardon miss. I did not know anyone else would be in here this morning.” A baritone voice replied from one of the wing-back chairs.

It was a lie, of course; Sherlock had deduced she would be in the library after the church service. Clearly she, like him, required time away from large crowds to quiet her mind.

“Oh, pardon me, sir. Please, don’t let me intrude upon your leisure time.” Molly stated, turning to leave.

“Dr. Hooper? Is that you?” Sherlock stood up from the chair and walked around it to face her.

“Mr. Holmes,” Molly smiled, both pleased to see the familiar face from last night and that he had actually used her proper title; no one else ever did. “it is very nice to see you again.” She stood there, smoothing her day dress.

“The pleasure belongs to me. Have you come here to read? I don’t mean to intrude on your solitude if that is the case.” Sherlock picked up his pipe as if to leave.

“You needn’t leave on my account Mr. Holmes. I came here to escape the hustle and bustle, but I do not mind your company. However, “ Molly’s face blushed as though she had just remembered something, “I do not believe it is proper for the two of us to be in here together without a chaperone. If Thomas or Lady Cunningham found out…”

“Well, I will leave the decision up to you, always” Sherlock added for emphasis, hoping she noticed, “however I can assure you that I have no intention of running and telling either of them any time soon, and I am a gentleman. I will make no untoward advances towards you Dr. Hooper.”  Unless you wanted me to, Sherlock thought to himself, immediately chastising his indecorous brain.

“Please, call me Molly.” The petite doctor smiled. “Although I must admit, it is nice to hear someone actually call me Dr.”

“Of course. It’s a title you’ve earned, please call me Sherlock.” Sherlock bowed ever so slightly.

“May I ask you a question Mr. Hol…Sherlock?”

“Of course, Molly.” Sherlock delighted in how her Christian name sounded on his tongue.

“Everyone else I meet seems either shocked or disgusted when they hear I’m a doctor, it is a queer profession for a woman, I know, yet is doesn’t seem to bother you one bit. May I ask why?”

Sherlock considered this for a moment. “I will answer your question if you promise to answer one of mine.”

“Alright,” Molly extended her hand, “it is a deal.”

Sherlock shook it. “I do not think it strange for you to be a doctor as you are indeed quite intelligent. More intelligent than several of the male doctors I am acquainted with. It is unfortunate indeed that societal notions are so antiquated that they have served to exclude half our population from so many rights and privileges.”

Molly smiled shyly.

“Also, as Dr. Rogers so astutely pointed out at dinner last night, the common sense that women have to offer concerning their own bodies and experiences is invaluable. The medical profession would be foolish to ignore it.”

“Thank you Sherlock. It is refreshing to encounter a person with such forward thinking ideas.”

“Certainly. Will you continue to practice after your marriage?” Sherlock asked as delicately as possible, fiddling with his pocket-watch.

Molly wrung her hands; clearly his question had hit a nerve. “I’m uncertain. Thomas doesn’t approve of my profession, nor the fact that I even went to university.”

“I suspected as much, which brings me to my question that is part of our bargain.” Sherlock began, “I am not trying to be indelicate, but I must wonder why you are marrying Thomas as it seems he disrespects you so.”  

Molly stood there for a second, at war with herself. She turned to leave, her face turning red. Then she stopped herself, turning back towards Sherlock.

“That is a very improper question Mr. Holmes.”

“Indeed. You of course, don’t have to answer it. I am a total stranger to you, you are not beholden to my request.” Sherlock bowed slightly and made to return to his wing-back chair. He sat and began to open one of his case files.

Molly stood there for another moment, a battle being waged inside herself. It was improper. The whole business. She ought not be speaking to this man in the first place without a chaperone. And how dare he ask her such a personal question. It was the height of impropriety. Gentleman indeed!  And yet, shouldn’t she be able to defend her upcoming nuptials? Did they not have a bargain?

Molly sighed and walked over to a chair across from Sherlock.

“Forgive me. Your question merely took me by surprise. “

“I did not mean to offend you. I am, as you may recall, a detective. I am interested in facts and ideas about people.”

“Yes, of course. And, we did have a bargain. I am a woman of my word. However, I must ask that for propriety’s sake, none of what I am about to tell you leave this room.” Molly looked around, making sure no one else was in the library that she may have not perceived before.

“I would never betray your trust Molly.” Sherlock responded, his deep voice resounding with sincerity.

“I have no great affection for Mr. Marshall.  However, I am a woman past the prime of what have been deemed my marriageable years. I have little interest in such matters and had assumed until late that I would be spinster, married to my work as a ladies’ doctor. I had esteemed to save up throughout my years of working so that I would indeed be my own benefactor in my old age and be dependent on no man nor future child. My father passed away several years ago from a disease of the lungs. My mother is unwell and I will likely not see her again. My brother and sister have families of their own. They have all come to state as of late what an utter embarrassment and failure they feel I am, both as a relation and as a woman. My brother set me up with Thomas, they are colleagues. I have no desire to disgrace my family. And I’m sure I could learn to love him one day. Especially if I am no longer a doctor. That is the only quality of mine that he abhors, and once it is gone I am sure he will find me a satisfactory partner.” Molly didn’t realize that she had begun to cry, the tears betraying her body. Sherlock handed her a handkerchief.

“None of them deserve you.” Sherlock said quietly.

“Pardon?” Molly said, gently dabbing at her nose, so as not to seem indelicate.

Sherlock sat up straight and looked her right into her tear-stained eyes. “I said, none of them deserve you. You are better than your family and you are better than Mr. Marshall.”

Molly cried even more at that.  “Oh Mr. Holmes, please don’t say such dreadful things.”

“They are dreadful and they are true. You are a smart woman who any many would be lucky to have for a partner. And if you were my sister, I would be extremely proud of you. Clearly your family has no grasp of the rigors of medical school or the dedication it takes to earn one’s degree. I challenge you Molly, use that intellect of yours and ask yourself if this is what you really desire. I for one think it is a shame for a brain as developed as yours to go to waste being a wife and mother.” Sherlock sat there watching the small woman in front of him trying to hold back her tears. Molly was likely a few years younger than he, with a delicate face that while not beautiful, was very pretty. Her mouth was a bit small for her face, but...Sherlock caught his thoughts becoming unchaste once more and returned his gaze to her eyes.

“Thank you Sherlock for your kind words. But the engagement has been announced. If I was an embarrassment to my family before, a broken engagement would be the literal death of my mother, and would bring such a shame onto my family, it would cause a distress which I could not bear.” Molly dabbed her eyes and cursed herself for how easily these tears had fallen and how quickly the truth had spilled from her lips. She didn't know why, but she trusted the man sitting before her. She felt an aching in her stomach that she could not explain.

“Molly. I am no expert in romances, engagements, or any of these societal games that people play, but I do know people. I am an expert. You do not wish to get married. Do not lie to yourself. I did not mean to upset you, I assure you of that. But it filled me with great anger last evening the way Mr. Marshall disrespected you. All I ask is that you consider an alternative view of what your life may look like. Do not forsake yourself and your integrity in the name of all others. And I do believe I hear someone approaching this library so I shall make my exit. I will see you at the theater tonight Dr. Hooper.” Sherlock stood as a young couple entered the library. He tipped his hat towards them and exited.

Molly sat there for several more minutes, collecting herself. Sherlock, she smiled as she fondly recalled his christian name. He had challenged her today in a way she had not expected. She had shut her mind off to all other avenues the moment that her brother had forced her on her first outing with Thomas. She had wanted so badly to do right by her family, she was willing to put her own feelings aside. And now, this man, this stranger who she had just met, had made it all seem so easy. Hope was a scary thing. A thing that Molly had left on the streets of London several months ago. And here it was, in a library in the middle of the Atlantic, thanks to Sherlock Holmes.

[love-y-o-u-3000]

When I was making those gifs I rewatched few bits of HLV (for the first time since seeing s4) and... I only became more confused, cause I remembered that Mary really was portrayed as a vile and disgustingly manipulative villain and no cute adorable wifey we’ve seen in s4. The scene in the hospital? Where she threatens Sherlock one more time??? I just don’t understand why they had to make such a 180° turn. I don’t get it. It just doesn’t.make.any.sense.

It’s so wrong. John and Sherlock suddenly love her so much and care about her so much in s4 and nobody cares she shot Sherlock any more? Not least John. Ngl, Sherlock and Mary’s interaction in s4 makes me downright uncomfortable, horribly so, cause it almost feels like m*rylock. Then again, there is like one scene in the entire s4 that doesn’t make me nauseous so there’s that.

Look, I know we’re never getting any answers from Mofftiss but that makes it even worse. And it’s hard for me to let go because all of this is literally utter bullshit. You know, no real fan of ACD and Sherlock Holmes would EVER write John Watson as an abusive cheater, nobody would butcher his character AND the three garridebs scene the way Mofftiss did. I, for one, give no flying fuck that they are a couple of much older men or that they have a show and we don’t, idc what a bunch of ass-suckers say, there are fans who have written much better versions of Sherlock and John cause they do not disrespect characters and hurt them just because they could. How can you say you love Sherlock and John, when all you do is that you make them suffer... and no, johnlockers aren’t the only ones who think that s4 sucked, media wrote about all the shit and queerbaiting too, rotten tomates gave it 36% whereas season 1-3 had about 50% more and even TAB, which some people didn’t even get, did much much better. I just want to know why tf they had to turn such a gem into a piece of shit.

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Actress Sophia Bush invokes her lady parts for some inexplicable reason

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Actress Sophia Bush invokes her lady parts for some inexplicable reason

http://twitter.com/#!/SophiaBush/status/260605032792199168

Hollywood Women for Obama charter member Sophia Bush, the outspoken liberal actress last seen bashing Ann Romney and pretending to know that the article she was spreading to her readers was fake, was in full Twitter frenzy tonight during the debate.

She chastised two female readers who disagreed with her politics and immediately went all Code Pinko on them.

@luciaholm @mosell12 I’m insulted, as a woman, that you think you have any business telling me not to prioritize my body & my health.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

One of the Twitter followers tweeted her embarrassment at Ms. Bush’s “vagina”-mongering:

@sophiabush @mosell12 ‘bc I have a vagina’ dumbest thing uttered so far. I’m insulted as a woman that people are so ridiculous.

— Lucia Holm (@LuciaHolm) October 23, 2012

But as Twitchy has noted, the undaunted Ms. Bush has been on a tear for #TeamUterati since August.

And she just. Won’t. Shut. Up. About. It.

@tymarief Freedom of Speech. My twitter feed. And my vagina too. Perhaps it’s you who should #LearnSomeRespect

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 19, 2012

@sophiabush That’s funny. No one is arguing your right to be a vapid moron… Go for it… Good luck with that thinking/ talking vagina.

— digitalPimple (@digitalPimple) October 20, 2012

Guess she didn’t get the message:

Update: Nope, the message evidently did not transmit to the girly bits obsessed Sophia Bush.

@luciaholm @mosell12 I’m insulted, as a woman, that you think you have any business telling me not to prioritize my body & my health.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

And, then she attacks Michelle Malkin. How dare a woman use her lady smarts, not her lady parts? Egads!

#NotShocked RT @political_edge: @michellemalkin @sophiabush what a surprise Malkin is attacking something she doesn’t understand

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@fool_4_twitt_r @michellemalkin Don’t you know? We’re supposed to use terms like “lady parts” instead of commanding our bodies & our rights.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Oh, sweetie. Your Man-God Obama reduced all women to “lady parts.” It’s his term. Take it up with him, if he lets you out of the metaphorical kitchen long enough.

And, of course, here come the disgusting cries of “bad mommy.” Evidently, it makes you a bad mother if you use your brain and have the courage of your convictions.

I wonder if @michellemalkin teaches her children to pointlessly bully & name call people, the way she does? #letdown yet also #amused

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@thejoeyparker @michellemalkin I just love it when moms attack other women instead of supporting them. A wonderful example for the kids!

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Hey, Sophia, you know what isn’t a wonderful example? Teaching children that women are the sum of their girly bits only. Or teaching children that women are just a bunch of “Julias” who need to be shackled and enslaved by the government, because the poor dears just can’t make it on their own.

@thejoeyparker @michellemalkin Michelle seems to think “vagina” is an awful word, but saying “Code Pinko” is classy for a journalist. Indeed

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Because, Vagina Squirrel!

#women RT @thejoeyparker: It disgusts me @michellemalkin would ridicule @sophiabush! SB is such a positive voice of this generation #Respect

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Respect? Oh, that’s rich. Look in your disrespectful mirror, Sophia.

@andiprincess no, I supported honest call-outs in the debate. And found it amusing that they were being called “attacks.” Very different.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Recognizing hypocrisy is hard. As is self-awareness, clearly.

@rwbbobb yeah, that’s what @michellemalkin is trying to sell. And it’s pathetic. #WomensRights

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Oooh I’ve kicked the hornet’s nest, haven’t I? @michellemalkin has resorted to calling me “sweetie” & “trifling” b/c I’m not afraid to 1/2

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@michellemalkin you screen grabbed what, 4or5 tweets of mine? Out of nearly 10K? Oh yes. Just incessant. Let’s not with the “sweetie” talk.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Oh, sweetie. Or is cupcake better? We’ll go with that one.

@michellemalkin oh I just laughed out loud! An actual LOL. And I never type that. Thank you. It was a good one #WomenSupportingWomen #Almost

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@mf_ball I’m actually discussing my body in regards to access to ultrasounds, cancer screenings, etc. but Malkin is sure working hard 1/2

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@mf_ball to make it all about sexuality. It’s pathetic actually. And insulting to women. 2/2

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

What’s insulting to women is not recognizing that their “lady parts” include functioning brains.

@michellemalkin I’ve mentioned many facets of reproductive health care actually, but nice try, “sweetie.”

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@posydozy no kidding. #vagina #vagina #vagina

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

.@michellemalkin oh honey. So you’re a big gal bully AND you have no sense of humor? Who peed in your Cheerios this morning?

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

I’m all for spirited debate, differing opinions, and the rights to have them. But most of all, I’m for kindness & #WomenSupportingWomen 1/2

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

So you can imagine my surprise at being called “trifling/cunt/bitch/whore/etc” by Malkin’s cronies for using the word “vagina.” Wow. 2/2

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Lucky for me, anonymous strangers slanging insults on the Internet won’t make me give up my right to free speech! #WomenSupportingWomen

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

She just wants everyone who isn’t uterus-obsessed to shut up and get back in the kitchen.

And, of course, Sophia Bush must end with total class.

She likes my bush. RT @sacca: @sophiabush Yes! You have literally inspired an obsession by the Tea Party’s self-proclaimed pinup girl.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@darealbaileyvip I think she’s got a crush?

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

And she retweeted this class act.

Then had the gall to tweet this.

@michellemalkin as did yours. Horrifying things. But I’m asking mine to stop with that inanity. I doubt you’ll do the same. #sweetdreams

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Ha! Don’t make promises that you clearly can’t keep, Sophia.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/23/actress-sophia-bush-invokes-her-lady-parts-because-well-were-not-exactly-sure/

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Actress Sophia Bush invokes her lady parts for some inexplicable reason

New Post has been published on https://kidsviral.info/actress-sophia-bush-invokes-her-lady-parts-for-some-inexplicable-reason/

Actress Sophia Bush invokes her lady parts for some inexplicable reason

http://twitter.com/#!/SophiaBush/status/260605032792199168

Hollywood Women for Obama charter member Sophia Bush, the outspoken liberal actress last seen bashing Ann Romney and pretending to know that the article she was spreading to her readers was fake, was in full Twitter frenzy tonight during the debate.

She chastised two female readers who disagreed with her politics and immediately went all Code Pinko on them.

@luciaholm @mosell12 I’m insulted, as a woman, that you think you have any business telling me not to prioritize my body & my health.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

One of the Twitter followers tweeted her embarrassment at Ms. Bush’s “vagina”-mongering:

@sophiabush @mosell12 ‘bc I have a vagina’ dumbest thing uttered so far. I’m insulted as a woman that people are so ridiculous.

— Lucia Holm (@LuciaHolm) October 23, 2012

But as Twitchy has noted, the undaunted Ms. Bush has been on a tear for #TeamUterati since August.

And she just. Won’t. Shut. Up. About. It.

@tymarief Freedom of Speech. My twitter feed. And my vagina too. Perhaps it’s you who should #LearnSomeRespect

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 19, 2012

@sophiabush That’s funny. No one is arguing your right to be a vapid moron… Go for it… Good luck with that thinking/ talking vagina.

— digitalPimple (@digitalPimple) October 20, 2012

Guess she didn’t get the message:

Update: Nope, the message evidently did not transmit to the girly bits obsessed Sophia Bush.

@luciaholm @mosell12 I’m insulted, as a woman, that you think you have any business telling me not to prioritize my body & my health.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

And, then she attacks Michelle Malkin. How dare a woman use her lady smarts, not her lady parts? Egads!

#NotShocked RT @political_edge: @michellemalkin @sophiabush what a surprise Malkin is attacking something she doesn’t understand

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@fool_4_twitt_r @michellemalkin Don’t you know? We’re supposed to use terms like “lady parts” instead of commanding our bodies & our rights.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Oh, sweetie. Your Man-God Obama reduced all women to “lady parts.” It’s his term. Take it up with him, if he lets you out of the metaphorical kitchen long enough.

And, of course, here come the disgusting cries of “bad mommy.” Evidently, it makes you a bad mother if you use your brain and have the courage of your convictions.

I wonder if @michellemalkin teaches her children to pointlessly bully & name call people, the way she does? #letdown yet also #amused

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@thejoeyparker @michellemalkin I just love it when moms attack other women instead of supporting them. A wonderful example for the kids!

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Hey, Sophia, you know what isn’t a wonderful example? Teaching children that women are the sum of their girly bits only. Or teaching children that women are just a bunch of “Julias” who need to be shackled and enslaved by the government, because the poor dears just can’t make it on their own.

@thejoeyparker @michellemalkin Michelle seems to think “vagina” is an awful word, but saying “Code Pinko” is classy for a journalist. Indeed

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Because, Vagina Squirrel!

#women RT @thejoeyparker: It disgusts me @michellemalkin would ridicule @sophiabush! SB is such a positive voice of this generation #Respect

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Respect? Oh, that’s rich. Look in your disrespectful mirror, Sophia.

@andiprincess no, I supported honest call-outs in the debate. And found it amusing that they were being called “attacks.” Very different.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Recognizing hypocrisy is hard. As is self-awareness, clearly.

@rwbbobb yeah, that’s what @michellemalkin is trying to sell. And it’s pathetic. #WomensRights

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Oooh I’ve kicked the hornet’s nest, haven’t I? @michellemalkin has resorted to calling me “sweetie” & “trifling” b/c I’m not afraid to 1/2

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@michellemalkin you screen grabbed what, 4or5 tweets of mine? Out of nearly 10K? Oh yes. Just incessant. Let’s not with the “sweetie” talk.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Oh, sweetie. Or is cupcake better? We’ll go with that one.

@michellemalkin oh I just laughed out loud! An actual LOL. And I never type that. Thank you. It was a good one #WomenSupportingWomen #Almost

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@mf_ball I’m actually discussing my body in regards to access to ultrasounds, cancer screenings, etc. but Malkin is sure working hard 1/2

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@mf_ball to make it all about sexuality. It’s pathetic actually. And insulting to women. 2/2

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

What’s insulting to women is not recognizing that their “lady parts” include functioning brains.

@michellemalkin I’ve mentioned many facets of reproductive health care actually, but nice try, “sweetie.”

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@posydozy no kidding. #vagina #vagina #vagina

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

.@michellemalkin oh honey. So you’re a big gal bully AND you have no sense of humor? Who peed in your Cheerios this morning?

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

I’m all for spirited debate, differing opinions, and the rights to have them. But most of all, I’m for kindness & #WomenSupportingWomen 1/2

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

So you can imagine my surprise at being called “trifling/cunt/bitch/whore/etc” by Malkin’s cronies for using the word “vagina.” Wow. 2/2

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Lucky for me, anonymous strangers slanging insults on the Internet won’t make me give up my right to free speech! #WomenSupportingWomen

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

She just wants everyone who isn’t uterus-obsessed to shut up and get back in the kitchen.

And, of course, Sophia Bush must end with total class.

She likes my bush. RT @sacca: @sophiabush Yes! You have literally inspired an obsession by the Tea Party’s self-proclaimed pinup girl.

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

@darealbaileyvip I think she’s got a crush?

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

And she retweeted this class act.

Then had the gall to tweet this.

@michellemalkin as did yours. Horrifying things. But I’m asking mine to stop with that inanity. I doubt you’ll do the same. #sweetdreams

— Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush) October 23, 2012

Ha! Don’t make promises that you clearly can’t keep, Sophia.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/23/actress-sophia-bush-invokes-her-lady-parts-because-well-were-not-exactly-sure/