#the urge to infodump about anything at all times is prevalent in my soul

[caffeinelemur]

tagged (technically via blanket permission) by my love @pingo1387 hell ye I love tag games

Name: well, online it’s Caff but no one irl calls me that

(unlock friendship level 2 for Real Name Privileges, if u have more than three conversations w me ur already at lvl 1 so its not hard honestly)

(Also if u come up w ur own nickname for me I not only love u but will respond to it earnestly every time. Pingo’s occasional one for me I am currently using as my twitter name)

Gender: Agender/Nologender

Star Sign: Taurus

Height: 5’2”

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Sexuality: confusing

(Asexual Lesbian with vague Bi tendencies but only in very specific cases so basically who knows? not me)

Currently I’ve been saying I’m gay for whoever it is I’m talking about regardless of their gender because as a genderless person no matter who I like its still queer af. but also most cis men terrify me and I think the lesbian flag is pretty, plus its easier to explain/get out of boy-talk w my family if I, a very femme appearing person with mostly female-leaning attraction and a girlfriend, just say lesbian

Favorite Animal: all of them! today’s is perhaps lop-eared bunnies

Average Sleep Time: The median between my depression sleep (ex- all day and half the next) and my Insomnia Time (ex- no sleep for a week) is like maybe 2-5 hrs depending. I’m always tired tho anyway

Current Time: 3:43pm

Dogs or Cats: I (well, my family and I) have 4 dogs, but my personal opinion is Both. All the animals. EVERY FUCKING ANIMAL

# of Blankets I Sleep With: currently its hot af in my room but I need the weight so I’m compromising by not wearing pants under a top sheet and thin quilt, but including my two baby blankets that I always sleep with, it’d be 4 rn

When I made my blog: in high school, so like.... 2011? 2012? I can’t remember if it was freshman or sophomore year but I graduated in 2014 so somewhere around there. god that’s like literally almost ten years ago. what the fuck. what the FUck!! my brain still thinks I’m 16 no Bitch ur 24 time is moving even if ur not u fuck

also fuck I’ve been on The Hellsite a long ass time with almost nothing to show for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ this place is like a goddamn black hole

Followers: 418

and yet the only one who really talks to me on here is my girlfriend

(I see the reblogs I know ur all here, please say things to me)

why I made my blog: to look at fanart of Roronoa Zoro and stalk a couple fanfic writers

reason for my url: I’m a caffeine addict that likes lemurs a lot

I hate when ppl do this but as a lazy hypocrite I’m gonna say if u read this and wanna do it say I tagged u bc if I tag everyone I want to it’ll be over half my follow list and that’s too time consuming and annoying

Literally even if u don’t know me u can fucking say I tagged u and then also were friends now ha take that

As someone who texted their gf to ask if I was included in the anyone, I understand the impulse to assume it means everyone but u but I’m dead serious I mean you