#the unfortunate cruel realities of the cottagecore lesbian witch lifestyle

[blackmageeljin]

TREE UPDATE

the light of day has made seeing what the fuck is going on much easier.

You can see how massive this bitch is, put my hand on the base of the branch where it was safe for scale. It was technically a 'branch, but it really was almost half of the tree. You can see there is some sort of rot or damage in its core. Dunno if it was struck by lightning a while ago and finally gave out (it looks very similar to a tree at our old house that was struck by lightning) or just was sick and rotting. You can see some dead parts that had fungus growing on them.

It did really fall miraculously like, around the house. Still took some damage. One gutter is down entirely and another banged up. Flashing at the edge of the roof was peeled like a fucking potato, and there's a few edge shingle damage. Worst is the can opener nonsense with the siding on the corner. But the windows and structure are all fine! For now- we gotta get it patched asap to prevent water damage. Unfortunately we will probably have to subsist on grains and eggs for a while to pay for shit but we'll manage. (This is the part where I shamelessly plug out ranch shop littlebrownbatrach on makerspace and Facebook. We are still getting it set up and off the ground but please reach out to me if you want jewelry or witchy things! I can also do Tarot readings!)

I have just been informed by the spouse that the man coming to deal with the tree is a delightful old man working in tree health and removal for 60 years whose last name is Beaver and I just appreciate he fulfilled his destiny.