#the underlayer only exists to constantly remind me just how damaged the rest of it is
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You may think you're a sensitive bitch but noone is as sensitive as my hair
You put SHAMPOO on... YOU use hair soap on me? Jail! Jail for body for 100 years.
The wind blows the wrong way and its parched. Acting like its never once known conditioner
You look at it wrong and its like. Nope. Defined curls what. No curls here. Only big.
Meanwhile the underlayer is all like. 'I was thinking. What if we were more curly. What if we progressed up that curl chart huh. I was thinking it would be cool if I coiled up so tight you lost 6 inches of length. Only me tho. I'm different'
#the underlayer only exists to constantly remind me just how damaged the rest of it is#and damaged from what? from what? i baby it. BABY IT#do you know how much fucking conditioner i have to use#not even one type. you got your deep conditioner. your leave in. the one you use to wash it with. the heavier one you use to wash it with#no towels no cotton pillowcases#this shit. this shit!!!#it's healthier than its ever been. it's far healthier than most people's hair. and yet!!! and yet!!! this underlayer be like.#what if you lived in a climate controlled environment tho. imagine that. imagine how healthy I'd be then
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