#the ultraviolence vinyl for boomer is totally not just for aesthetic i swear

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I guess i named that mafia AU "Que Sera, Sera" now so heres some profiles (read: random headcanons)?

(You can now read about all that AU ranting by the tag que sera sera au in my blog now i guess)

Brick Himesh-Jojo

A 6' redhead asshole with a (lowkey) temper

"We are mafiosi, the difference we have from all those... gangs and goons is, we are, to put it in your dictionary, "classier" than them."

The only lose thing he wears is his red tie (and his dress shirt after some "wrestling marathon" with Blossom in the future, perhaps)

A walking chimney

There is a contingency plan for a contigency plan: beat the shit out of everything related to the problem

"No Butch, I don't have a "crush" on Blossom. I am courting her."

He has a gun under the back seat of his car, a gun under the driver seat, another in the glove box, and another is attached to his belt

Boomer Himesh-Jojo

A blonde, 5'11, smooth af motherfucker who sometimes comes to flirt with Bubbles on a daily basis because "he knows the owners"

He looks nothing like a mafia's son at all. Maybe he looks like the American boy type at most, but never a mafia's son.

"Yeah I have a crush on her, she's too lovely not to."

He knows like, everyone's background.

Never touch his vinyl collection if your name is not Bubbles/Charlotte Kathleen Hepburn

He sneaked a gun (and a tracking device) in Bubbles's handbag and kept doing it after she was kidnapped even when she returned the gun again and again (she eventually gave up and keeps the gun there)

He does not like getting his hand dirty does not mean he will not do it.

Butch Himesh-Jojo

A black haired walking 6'3 tank of a manwhore who will twerk because he can

Either his boxing gloves or his brass knuckles or his baseball bat, rarely a gun

Actl the first time he met BC was when she was 15 or smth, hanging out with her family on a camping/hunting trip and he felt for that girl with a rifle at first sight

"I wanna let her ruin my ass for anyone else."

If Brick decides to let Butch run free, then it means that he want nothing left of the target

He actually like body worshipping and the cowgirl position more than he lets out

It can be said that he is everything you expected and unexpected from his look alone.

Rosalia "Blossom" Ramirez

A 5'4, real life redhead version of Rapunzel (her hair nearly reaches her knees if she straighten it)

Has a secret PUBG account under the name @/roseissofuckingtired9324 and uses math to play snipper

A future legal con artist (law student).

"Pursuant to the emotional regulations established in our society, I hereby formerly and with complete sobriety declare an exiguous level of affection toward Brick Himesh-Jojo."

She switches between English, Spanish and French when she is angry and swear in all of those languages.

Every year since she was 12 she has made a bulljour for every year

"Fuck deadlines. Law sucks," and she proceeds to rant and writing her reports at the same time.

Charlotte "Bubbles" Kathleen Hepburn

Do not, think that at 5'2 and blonde she has no ability to punch you in the face

She loves coquette things so much that almost everything she owns has a ribbon bow tied into it.

She is a disney princess (since smt it feels like she can communicate with animals, and she was kidnapped once)

Her AO3 username is @/babybluecoquetteribbon and she writes romance fanfics. She also has a playlist on her spotify with that same username for each of her ship

"Buttercup, can you try this cookie I've just baked for me?"

No sketchbook of her has stayed blank for more than two months

She smt makes clothes for her sisters (and the boys after she starts dating Boomer)

Auguri "Buttercup" Martines

6' tall and super strong black haired girlboss

She cooks, she clean, she punches you in the shin (if you cross the line)

Her favourite food is potato chips and sponge cake

She smt smokes, and she usually ask Brick for a cig after he dates Blossom. They actl are best friends since they both have more unexpected common interests than they thought

She wants to open a snack bar after graduating

She actl doesnt mind all the shady stuff that much. She knows she has a type when it comes to men

She got into boxing as a way to relieve stress

(Just for the comparision, their heights are somewhat like this:

Yeah I like to let the greens being the tallest ones)