#the twins can be the best or the worst wingmen ever (there is no in-between T_T)

[merakiui]

Omg the octopus costume ask had me tears 😭

Imagine dressing up in an octopus costume for the Halloween bash-

I can already see reader making a horrible amount of octopus jokes/puns and Azul is just so done with it skjsjs

Omg I love that. To you, Floyd, and Jade? Another day of silly shenanigans. To Azul? Yet another reason to ban you from the lounge (although this threat is mostly empty because no matter what you're always allowed back in; you are his greatest weakness).

Do you know those costumes that are for two people? Like a camel or horse costume! What if it was something like that for an octopus costume and you and Jade or Floyd wear it together and since you're both underneath the fabric no one will see him getting handsy with you. >:) Jade or Floyd fucking you while you're both wearing the costume... Azul's going to wring both eels dead for touching his darling!!