#the truth about cats & dogs
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okay so, i saw a ivan dog vs cat poll and i thought about it way too hard
Ivan is a doggy who was forced to develop catlike behaviours to cope in canon (also cause he mirrors till when he loses everything else about him)
in his natural habitat (no trauma/actor au) ivan is a dog
but in alnst, ivan is a dogcat (dog who thinks they're a cat)
also the ivan sua conflict stems from ivan being a dog who's trying to be a cat (reflecting till) while suas a cat who's trying to be a dog (reflecting mizi)
#i also have thoughts about ivan and obedience & loyalty but that's for another day j think#dogcat ivan & catdog sua & cat till & dog mizi#unsure about hyuluka but they might both be dogs#luka can be both is the truth#i'll need to think about that one a little harder#also taking any outside opinions#as of the moment i'm double dog leaning in the way that hyuna is a hunting dog#while luka is a sickly vicious little purebred show poodle who shivers all day#ivan alnst#sua alnst#ivantill#mizisua#alnst#alien stage#i'm normal#headcanon#alnst ivan#alnst sua
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i would like to get a fukuzawa light novel where the entire thing is just. someone in the agency casually asks what his past life was like. fukuzawa proceeds to have a flashback of his entire youth. the light novel ends with current fukuzawa turning back to the agency member and stoically answering 'It was uneventful.'
#my vote is for kenji to ask him about it#preferably in the middle of a game of truth or dare#bonus points for the entire novel to have a little current fukuzawa drawing in the corner#bonus bonus points if said current fukuzawa has little speech bubbles offering his current opinions on whatever's going on#for instance#when talking about fukuchi and the cherry blossom scene:#'i never did understand why he was so hurt by my not coming to war with him'#when he meets mori:#'was he flirting with me? no - that would be preposterous'#when he meets natsume:#'in truth i only followed him because he could become a cat'#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd fukuzawa#fukuzawa yukichi#bsd light novel
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i must go back to my old ways... art requests open for any animal, critter, beast, or bug
#id do fanart stuff but truly#ive only done fanart this frequently quite recently#truth is b4 tumblr i mainly just drew beasts#cats n dogs for the most part but its time to expand my horizons#so i'll draw any insect or ungulate or mammal or fish or mythical beast... anything !! ill try my very best#throw the most niche species at me for a treat. i lovee learning about new creatures#besides i need a lil something to between artfight attacks for breaks#and unfortunetly i struggle at coming up w things myself so i need some motivation#ill draw ur fav beasties for free just send an ask :D yipee
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Feeling particularly silly tonight, so here's this little "What kind of dog would they be?" Scavengers thing I had sitting in my drafts. This is mostly going off vibes. I didn't think too hard on it lol.
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Krok - Bull Terrier
[Loyal. Stubborn. Sad eyes. Short king.]
Spinister - Borzoi
[Just the vibes. Knows something we don't.]
Misfire - Husky
[Dramatic and loud. Very friendly. Bite risk.]
Crankcase - English Bulldog
[Looks grumpy. Needs a cuddle. Also a short king.]
Fulcrum - Poodle
[Judgmental as hell. Clingy. Very smart though.]
Grimlock - Timber Wolf
[BIG. Probably shouldn't be in the house. Probably shouldn't pet him either. Will kill you. Cuddly.]
Nickel - Shih Tzu
[I honestly couldn't decide. So I just went with this because: Small. Deceptively cute. Will probably somehow defy nature and outlive you.]
Bonus
Flywheels - 👻🐶
#idk. i've been in a lot of pain today. stupid nerves. so. doggos to cope =]#not gonna tag this i think. so if you see it you see it#some of them have cat vibes. but i'm not the most knowledgeable about cats. I'm too allergic to them ;-;#if someone made a cat one or something. i'd <3333#love these kinds of posts. so silly. but fun to think about. been looking for some like these#if anyone has any more pls send them my way mayhaps? if not too much trouble?#kinda wanna make a silly little au out of this. like. doodle them as dogs maybe. but idk. i've got too much else to do#too many things augh. but we stay silly or whatever#(i have a half-poodle. just to clarify that im not being mean to poodles or fulcrum. its just the truth /j)
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#Janeane Garofalo#The Truth About Cats & Dogs#screencaps#90s#She should have been cast in so many more romcoms we were robbed etc etc
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The truth about cats & dogs, 1996
#comedy#romance#the truth about cats & dogs#michael lehmann#audrey wells#janeane garofalo#ben chaplin#expectations
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#pokemashe#rival bianca#trainer bianca#bianca farren#bee my friend bee#shes like a puppy to me#bee's dog symbolism vs cheren's cat symbolism#constantly loyal to the end#while still searching for whats best for her#she contrasts soooo much with cherry itrs crazy#government assigned religious kin of John the Apostle vs Judas Iscariot#she is still hashtag team hilda on the n vs hilda debate and still gets way too in deep in the mess#but she never adverts her eyes from whats right#to her at least#and one of those rights is her bestieship with hilbert and cheren#its kind of fucked up becauss bee and cherrys arcs are all about the corruption of truths and ideals#but bee gets better while cherry gets worse#and they kind of have a strained friendship in bw2 cuz of it#but they work on fixing it
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#movies#polls#the truth about cats & dogs#uma thurman#janeane garofalo#michael lehmann#submitted#ended#result: unheard of
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Not Every Film I Watch In 2024
29. The Truth About Cats And Dogs (1996) -- very much a rewatch
aaaand bonus because how could i not:
#the truth about cats and dogs#the truth about cats and dogs (1996)#2024filmgifs#my gifs#i love this film so much#i don't care what anyone says#not even you Janeane#even tho i love you most in this cast#funny i never realised until now#how much i've internalised that perfect package line#how formative it was to me and my sense of self and self esteem#i love the eroticism of this film#with the phone sex scene and the cake scene#might gif the phone scene on its own#and yes that is def one of my top five fave screen kisses ever#ooh i might do a gifset#hmm mebbe#i wish my 1080p file was better quality tho#oh well#long post
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Abby Barnes (Janeane Garofalo) The Truth About Cats and Dogs (1996) trailer
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if i went to a theater in 96 or whatever based on all this promo art only to find out this wasn’t a sapphic romcom i’d have been so pissed
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Me, aged 5: I'm gonna be a veterinarian because I love animals!
Me, aged 30: I watched one movie where a finger went up a turtle's ass and I didn't want to be a vet anymore
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Goddammit I miss that cat.
#my wife's cat Prince died of cancer in March#he was so fucking ornery and particular about everything; he was named because of his regal look but he acted like a spoiled prince too#the kind of beautiful super fuzzy cat that didn't like anyone but their owner and was just plain mean to anyone but them#in a way that just tormented your soul because if you could just get that cat to somehow tolerate you.....#..... it might mean you were incredibly special#i mean i know that sounds dumb but that was the feeling. that became a minor goal in life to everyone who met him#he wasn't special otherwise by any means#she swears he was very human like but no I've raised 40+ cats in my life (17 of them live with me now)#he was a normal cat he was just very very beautiful and very spoiled and#if you spend enough time with any mammal you both learn each others patterns and that is a bonding experience for both so i get it#he got squamos cell carcinoma so far back on his tongue that they couldn't even operate on it#and like I said I've raised 40+ cats as well as dogs and birds‚ death is a part of pet ownership I've accepted that‚ I'm very okay with it#but I spent more money on three different specialists trying to treat him.....#.....than i have ever spent combined on every other cat I've owned for the last 25 years#and that's not admitting I don't take my cats to the vet#every cat I have ever owned gets neutered/spayed‚ vaccinated‚ and flea meds at the MINIMUM#it's admitting I spent more money treating him than some people spend on student loans#and i mean most of it was because as strongly as I felt for him I knew she felt a trillion times stronger#there was nothing she wouldn't have done for him#i think my heart broke the worst when we were putting him down and she sobbed 'how am i going to live without you' like i was a stranger#she would have easily plunged a knife in my gut if she was certain it would save his life#i can't fathom feeling that strongly for a pet and yet I'm quietly crying in my truck because i miss his stupid face#though now that i typed it all out maybe the truth is.................. you know what nevermind#will probably delete this tomorrow who tf knows#op#ranting
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Brian’s about to discover the woman he loves isn’t the woman he loves.
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Yeah I thought of that too. In fact I'm waiting to see the episode where we find out exactly why Lucifer doesn't want him to have one. Lucifer doesn't seem the type to want to see his brothers unhappy for no reason.
Cats are clean, quiet, and fairly self sufficient as far as pets go. Waaaaay less work than Cerberus. There almost has to be a reason and I think we might get to see it.
Came to the realization that NB absolutely takes place some time before inevitable nuclear-level meltdown that Satan is going to go through the first time Lucifer tells him that he can't have a pet cat.
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The truth about cats & dogs, 1996
#comedy#romance#the truth about cats & dogs#michael lehmann#audrey wells#janeane garofalo#uma thurman#dismissal
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