#the trustry sidekick

[ogden-gossip]

august 28th, 2023

happy first day of classes, ogden !!!

did you think that just because you were off campus, it meant you could get away with keeping secrets ?? i won't complain that you all STILL don't seem to get it, because at least i was ever so entertained by your...ANTICS.

and now you all can be too !!!

SPOTTED THIS SUMMER:

this girl next door indulging far too hard in her girl's nights out. bonus if anyone has any more political-career ending pictures to send in.

this proud elite proudly skiving off at the internship handed to him by his father. can you still put it on your resume if you walked out ??

an exchange student travelled to a location previously unexplored for her - the hospital. though ODing over vacation is hardly treading groundbreaking territory.

it's safe to say this erudite stoner's reputation may take a hit, considering he was dumb enough to get caught sexting someone who was very distinctly not his boyfriend of the time.

a shame this scholarship student's scholarship doesn't have extra money allotted to pay off all the parking tickets he kept racking up over the summer.

this drag along spent all summer dragging themselves to audition after audition but received nary an offer.

could anyone really blame this homegrown hero for needing to go to therapy this summer ?? well....seems like she blames herself.

a puppetmaster found a few new toys to play with - and this spoiled sweet hardly even seems to realize they already had a boyfriend when she was added to the roster.

after losing all her money in a gambling bender with a himbo as her partner, it's no wonder this femme fatale resorted to robbing a truck stop to make up the cash.

a social butterfly who wasn't feeling very social to her almost-baby-daddy. though he was hubristic enough to think he could actually be a father, so who can blame her ??

this trusty sidekick apparently can't be trusted to pick up the phone when his family calls.

a certain wallflower exploring the art of ....de-flowering, you could say.

this bruiser's soft center apparently is soft enough to offer a place to stay to an ex-girlfriend. actually - the understudy did pay for it. way to take center stage this summer.

you know....we're going to have so much FUN now that you're all back on campus with me. i can hardly wait.

xoxo....