#the trial of juanaflippa

[inky-thebeloved]

charlie’s chat during roier’s speech 

[the-lgbtqsmp]

omg stfu this is so cute

shut the fuck up the skin mariana wore to the court case has a wedding ring.

[dirtshack]

so excited for the trial!

[alto-tries]

i got emotional over a minecraft egg and made this help

[louissatturi]

CELLBIT ABOUT ROIER WINNING THE JUANA FLIPPA TRIAL AND HIS REACTION TO SLIMES LIFE

[TRANSLATION]

[Cellbit]:oh fuck, this is why he won, my guapito was 10 steps ahead simply because he knew the supposed claim that he (slime) was at the crime scene and *anomatopea* it needs the evidence so to not carry the can fully ready, ooh daam poor slime, now i know why he dosent enter anymoe the guy only gets fucked over, fuck this was like 2 weeks into the qsmp? And the guy just gets fucked over, poor him, he needs therapy urgently, a hug, fuck, poor him

[itsbebebrainrotting]

Slimeriana being back is a thing that can be so important to me

[gochistica]

What a TikTok does to a man

Trad: "I known i might not be the best dad but... I do love you, you know?"

[1spooky-dad]

I keep thinking about their jail time and, yeah, neither of them could last the full ten minutes which is absolutely hilarious (but understandable. Can you imagine Juanaflippa coming back and not having her parents right there to greet her???) But I'm so so hooked on Mariana breaking charlie out. He didn't have to do that if he wasn't actually fond of charlie. He could have just gotten out and run. But he got charlie out too, which honestly i think shows just how much he cares - more so than anything during the trial. Yes, they've got a lot to work on, but they do have a foundation of care already in place!

I fully expected Mariana to do a little "fuck you" and just leave Charlie there, but even while being shot at, he took the time to break him out! He may be a bitch wife, but he's not an asshole

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

List of things that Quackity has used his law degree for:

Public speaking (?)

A trial to get the life of one (1) Minecraft egg back in a mock event. I reiterate, a *Minecraft* egg. It wasn't even his.

Pepito trial?? (Why does this game have so many Minecraft egg trials?)

[ctntduoarchive]

the absolute craziest part about tilin's death was that i was the day AFTER luzu planned to log in but the server was down for maintenance, and the day BEFORE wilbur logged in. Like q!quackity was like "yes!!! can't wait for you to meet your fathers" because even though q!luzu is confirmed second parent - they had the same chance in tilin's mind at the time . And she never got to meet either of them - both by a fucking day. I was pulling my hair out throwing up etc etc etc

[dontcryminecraft]

Here's the transcript for Jaiden's Speech from the Trial of Juanaflippa:

Your honor? Permission to speak on behalf of Quackity's second lawyer?

Your honor, members of the jury. My name is Jaiden and I will be representing the prosecution of El BackFlipo. This case isn't just about winning custody. It isn't about divorce. Or even bringing back the life of a child. This is about justice. Justice that was taken away from an innocent egg, Juanaflippa. El Backflipo's child was born into a broken home, but that doesn't mean she's any less deserving of life. We're here today, standing today before you, Your Honor, to right the wrong that happened to a defenseless egg that simply wanted love.

My client, El Backflipo, is a good parent. He cared and provided for Juanaflippa. He was always there for her and at the end of the day, showed up. All things the defendant did not do. He knows the family wasn't in the best of situations, but he still did everything in his power to give Juanaflippa what he could.

In this case, we will be revealing how the defendant, Mariana, was not present as a parent, not a good partner, was a bad influence, consistently showed zero care for anything he was subjected to her, and now was the ultimate cause of her untimely death. The facts, in this case, are straightforward, and we are able to supply evidence and witnesses to stand to prove this point.

I believe the defense, in a rage of not being able to escape El BackFlipo's custody papers, plotted to gain just enough of El BackFlipo's trust to be left alone with JuanaFlippa where he could then take her life. All El BackFlipo wanted was to give JuanaFlippa the best childhood he could. He wants to right the wrong that was made at the hands of Mariana. For all of those reasons, and after you've heard of all the scene evidence, at the end of this trial, we ask you to return a verdict in favor of El BackFlipo, that you find the defendant guilty of murder and his soul sacrificed in return for the resurrection of Juanaflippa.

Thank you.

[evagora]

mariana is already thinking of people who could replace slime as juanaflippas' dad and the first person he mentioned is foolish

[eclipsed-sun-and-moon]

My fav moments from the qsmp trial (spoilers)

Playing a sad tiktok as evidence

charlie having 5 lawyers

Charlie trying to get Phil to be his lawyer even after murdering his egg

Foolish being Charlie's lawyer and foolish and El Mariana's affair being used as evidence

Jaiden opening statement being amazing

it being revealed that Charlie planted tnt under the court

having a dance break during court recess

Juana Flippant got reserected!!

[burrowan]

go look at the first animatic ive made in,, years <3

[sexy-raccoons]

Juanaflippa and Tilín walked so Talulah and Chayenne could run

[trademarkdraws]

ok osososososo slime w vitilego? may pee <|:•) outside of slime more too but i havent drawn that yet