#the toy soldier rp

[the-finest-clockwork-soldier]

Eventually, when they all got to the kitchen, Lyric went to the fridge and opened it after a tiny bit of struggle.

Why are the fridge doors so heavy?

Have you considered not being so tiny? Maybe that would help.

Jonny took a seat at a bar stool, his chin propped up by a hand as he watched Lyric with amusement.

The Toy Soldier stood by him: ready to hit him or help Lyric when she voiced whatever she was interested in, whichever came first.

[toy-soldier45]

hello there toy soldier

would you like this vial of unstable substances that may or may not also contain plagues

I’m sure your science officer would like this quite a bit

Ooh! It Has Been A While Since I Consumed Hazardous Substance! I Will Enjoy This Quite A Bit. *Drinks The Substance* Thank You For Involving Me In Your Experiment! *A burning noise begins to emit from my moustache*

[the-finest-clockwork-soldier]

Give It A Few Centuries And He May Actually Grow The Guts To Explain It To You Himself.

Ever since I officially joined the Aurora, Jonny has been avoiding me. I bumped into him in the hall earlier and he just stared at me for a second and ran away. Anyone familiar with Jonny D'Ville mannerisms, could you explain?

[jolly-good-fellow]

"I ship toy soldier with-" where are you shipping me to

We don't even have postal addresses or zip codes in space

[thenonevilscientist]

Hello my crew... I know I was mean in the past but.. I have golden star stickers that are just waiting for someone to be associated with... Of course if you don't want them I suppose I'll just... Throw them out. Your choice

[engineeroftheaurora]

Does the toy soldier bite people ??

I would hope not??

[master-at-arms]

Hello! This device was dropped at my feet by a rather adorable octokitten! I am not quite sure if Tim is looking for it, but I shall leave it here for the good lad to find! Cheers!

[delaneytalks-tostatues]

I don't know how I ended up on Mechs rp tumblr but I can't say I'm complaining. It's bringing me back to my rp days 😭😭

[metalhead-brian]

*taps brian*

Tally ho!

Want to overthrow the government?

Which one-?

[strangeryetcecil]

There are two things I have learned so far since starting my TS mechanisms rp account

1. Everyone is nicer to the toy soldier

2. Everybody fucks everybody

[the-finest-clockwork-soldier]

The toy solider didn't really have any directions to follow on where to go, however small splotches of black ink led a path down the hall. When followed they could be found cried up at the end of a hall, one fairly unusedby the amount of dust and lack of intense blood stains. They were curled up as tight as posing, sitting in a pool o black ink. It was on their hands and running down their face hi tail had very noticible bite marks on it

The Toy Soldier's pace was fast, hurried, for it had spent too many eternities alongside Nastya to be comfortable with the way she had spoken. As such, its feet slammed against the metal flooring; if Gizm0 were to be listening, they surely would have heard it as if it was on par with an earthquake. It was a miracle it never tripped over Brian's jacket.

With no lungs, no air, its breath didn't catch when it spotted Gizm0, but the rotten feeling that penetrated its wood was practically the same. Its fast pace practically turned into a run and it collapsed to its knees in front of them, careless of all the ink.

Gizm0?

It balled its hands tight into fists, just to ensure it would be tempted to reach out for Gizm0 again.

[toy-soldier45]

Daily Update! Today I Saw What I Thought Was A Balloon, And Have Decided To Pretend I Still Think It Is A Balloon, And Not An Octokitten That Ate Too Much, That Doctor Baron Marius Von Raum Then Filled With Helium.

[the-finest-clockwork-soldier]

Well, I Don't See How The Airlock Is Going To Fix This Issue. Or Time Among The Stars For That Matter.

Have You Instead Considered Reading Anything At All About That Music You So Adore?

I JUST TOLD THE TOY SOLDIER I LIKED WHEN ITS VOICE WENT SQUIGGLY AND IT STARED AT ME FOR 60 SECONDS AND ASKED IF I MEANT A VIBRATO IM GONNA THROW MYSELF OUT OF AN AIRLOCK

[captainjonny-dville]

Jonny D'Ville RP account😼

MINOR ALERT‼️‼️‼️ DONT BE WEIRD

sorry if I mischaracterize sometimes

[jolly-good-fellow]

Hello!

[thenonevilscientist]

Rating the mechanisms

Tim: 2/10 he's really squirmy during experiments

Jonny: -1000/10 he threw me out of the airlock

Nastya: -10/10 I suspect she helped him

Ivy: 5/10 very smart and cooperative. Still avoids me like the plague for some reason

Ashes: 4/10 they're really rude during experiments

Marius: 3/10 cooperative but really stupid

Raphaella: 7/10 smart like me and a sucker for science but tries to beat me at my own game

Brian: 6/10 he looks at me funny

Toy soldier: 1/10 what the fuck is that thing, it listens to everything though

These are my brutally honest ratings

Also Jonny for once in your immortal life TAKE A SHOWER