#the tooth fairy's tats 2000

[themadsquirrel09]

Hmm, that was pretty weird.

[azel98]

Today is an National Holiday !

[rx-aysgl]

On Kyle's Side: My Personal Take on Cartman And Kyle's Dynamic From Kyle's Point Of View

This is a four part essay in which i explore Cartman and Kyle's relationship, focusing primarily on Kyle's perspective. As said, i have broken it down into four different parts titled:

Sense of Identity

Martyr Complex and Competitiveness

Cartman

Their Relationship

There will be an extra chapter where i will make some additional commentary.

Hope you guys enjoy.

1. Sense of Identity and Selfishness

In the show Kyle is always concerned about ��doing the right thing”, at least that's what he likes to tell himself. Though in reality, he is extremely selfish when push comes to shove and the reason for that stems from his constant questioning of his own identity and his stance in things. This makes him come off as rather inconsistent in a lot of ways. As a result, Kyle feels very lost. So what does he do? He decides to base his opinions and feelings and thoughts off of his environment because his own existance overwhelms him so much (eg. the "Tooth Fairy Tats 2000" episode). This puts him into this vicious cycle where he keeps getting lost even more due to not being able to pinpoint his own frame of thought and latching onto the external world that consists of many different people who have found their own way in life who also keep changing constantly and thus leaving all kinds of contradicting impressions on him. Throughout the series we see him try to change his apparence, religion, even his personality for the sake of fitting in (this also correlates to his martyr complex which i will get to). He creates this moral code for himself that he conditions himself to stick to in order to find his own identity and feel a sense of belonging but the sheer inconsistency of said moral code causes him to come off as indecisive, sometimes as a people pleaser and sometimes a hypocrite.

His defiance of a stable frame of mind pushes him to act on instinct and his momentary emotions while his refusal of self-acceptance causes him to distance his true self from others he considers close to him (Stan), hence the selfishness. It makes sense because how could someone get close to another when he can't even make peace with his own identity?

The reason i am mentioning this is to point out that since Cartman is so extreme in his beliefs and deliberately commits so many evil and selfish deeds, Kyle is obsessively drawn to him because it is so easy to call out and oppose him. Their polarity makes Kyle feel a sense of self he doesnt allow himself to truly make peace with and sugarcoat how fucked up he can be just like all the people in South Park that have wronged him but not enough to channel these feelings into. Cartman keeps Kyle grounded. Just like basically every other kid in the show, Kyle has done terrible things but he is so concerned about being right that he has to have Cartman by his side to make him escape from his own inner conflicts by reflecting it directly onto Cartman, the one person he is actually much more similar to more than he likes to think but he can only subconsciously acknowledge it.

2. Martyr Complex and Competitiveness

Another very essential aspect we need to pay attention to is Kyle's martyr complex. Kyle feels the need to not only to do the right thing but also to “sacrifice himself” for it. He is so self righteous to the point that not only does he not acknowledge his own flaws he also thinks he has to be and is some kind of heroic figure to others (eg. "Ginger Cow"), though this is more subtle compared to the other aspects of his personality.

The martyr complex causes Cartman to be seen as an even easier target than he already is and Cartman is more than willing to exploit Kyle for it hence feeding his very own complexes. They mutually feed off of each other to the point they are obsessed with each other and need each other. I would also like to point out that Kyle often shares some of his most vulnerable moments when Cartman is by his side in a suprising way (eg. choosing to stay by Cartman's side in the "You're Getting Old" and "Ass Burgers" episodes as an escape from Stan's depression at the time, crying with Cartman in "Kenny Dies" etc.) and vice versa. Though this is hard to notice on Cartman's side because Kyle conveys his vulnerability via confusion, sadness and desparation whereas Cartman does so via anger, jealousy and revenge.

3. Cartman

Cartman chastising Kyle like this most likely stems from how he believes Kyle was the catalyst to how fucked up he turned out to be due to his constant agression and bullying towards him in the earlier seasons, where he was mostly just a spoiled brat and nowhere near as bad as he is now. His pent up fury leads Cartman to also feel an extreme amount of envy towards Kyle with the reason of Cartman being a little more capable than Kyle at recognizing how him and Kyle share many similarities (being very emotionally driven, selfishness, neuroticism, stubbornnes, a habit of denying their own mistakes) who is in full denial of it on a conscious level. Cartman does try to get closer to Kyle and also the rest of his friends and seek their validation in the earlier seasons but as time goes by he realizes more and more that Kyle does not get the same treatment as him regardless.

Therefore, Cartman blames Kyle for his suffering and takes it all out on him in various disgusting ways because he thinks that Kyle deserves all the terrbile things happening to him.

It is very important to take into consideration how abhorrent Cartman's upbringing was and how influential it is to the way he feels towards Kyle. All of his childhood; he was raised with all kinds of abuse, neglect, extensive bullying and was depraved of almost all positive emotions. The result of this is Cartman ending up percieving positive emotions in a very traumatized, distorted and disturbing way. With this gradual build-up and "Scott Tennorman Must Die" being his breaking point by spreading fear to all of South Park and feeling an overwhelming amout of attention on him that he craved so much, Cartman ultimately comes to the conclusion that he can only and only validate himself by inflicting negativity on others. Independent from being conventionally "positive" or "negative" emotions, post-Scott Tennorman Cartman correlates all of his emotions to seeking attention and asserting himself as much as he can in means of a defense mechanism and in means of validating his own existance. His real feelings are filtered through a broken perspective, of which are conveyed intensely to the people he feels strongly about like Kyle or Liane.

How this all comes back to Kyle lies in the fact that Cartman also "benefits" from the way Kyle caters to his own problems via their seemingly very polarized relationship, not only does Cartman keep Kyle grounded as mentioned but Kyle does keep Cartman grounded as well.

At this point, their individual vicious cycles have become one, a constant play of cat and mouse; with both of them unable to differentiate which one is which, ever chasing.

4. Their Relationship

Describing their feelings towards each other as solely hate wouldn’t do justice to the times they tried so hard to keep the other in their lives (eg. the "Smug Alert" and "Skank Hunt" episodes) not only for the sake of just existing in each others lives or keeping in touch etc. but also to keep each other in their individual loops they are in, of which they cannot maintain with anyone else.

As a consequence Kyle and Cartman’s mutual obsession with each other leads them to go such lengths as saving each other multiple times. However, since there is a perpetual competitiveness between them due to Cartman's evny towards Kyle and Kyle's insatiable need to prove himself to be better than Cartman, they simply cannot stand each other’s happiness, especially if it involves someone really close to them, like a partner. Cartman ruining Kyle's potential romantic relationship with Nicole in "Cartman Finds Love" and Kyle trying to ruin Cartman's relationship with Heidi in "Doubling Down" and Kyle being unable to appreciate Cartman finally changing his ways for good and having a loving relationship and family in the Post Covid specials are all examples of both of them selfishly trying to involve the other in their own issues they should be able to deal with on their own, only have they not been such self absorbed people.

Their rivalry brings out the best and the worst in each other and they both know deep down that they are just like each other and they both hate it and feel an odd sense of comfort in it. That is exactly the reason why they simply cannot stand when the one of them goes on to have a happier life than the other. Not only do they feel as if they have lost some kind of battle but they also feel abandoned when it happens.

Extra Thoughts:

I find their relationship to be extremely complex and honest to god it has my multi media overthinker ass climbing up the walls and shitting furnitures. They are my favorite characters in the show and analyzing both of them was such treat to me. Due to some things i have mentioned in this essay especially on the last chapter, you can interpret some of them in the same vein as some kind of shipping subtext, even though this essay is essentially written in means of sheerly exploring this dynamic as it is. I honestly like keeping things really ambigious without necessarily categorizing relationships as romantic or platonic but if written properly i can enjoy both renditions of this relationship.

In order to clarify some things, i can enjoy romantic kyman ONLY AND ONLY in the condition of Cartman bettering himself over the years. I know it would be really difficult and may seem impossible to most of you but i find it an interesting and challenging story to think about and create content for. I believe that Eric is forever gonna stay as an asshole and i do not expect him to become an angel in the future. However I also think of him to be a really traumatized 8 year old, who is a really fucked up product of his really fucked up environment, a child who is smart enough to learn to be a better person, especially to those he values as his friends if given the proper opportunity. I do not think that their relationship will ever be a conventionally and classically an ideal one, especially from an outsider's perspective but Kyle and Cartman (and the entirety of South Park's cast) are both very far from being ideal human beings in the first place. At the end of the day, relationships can be very complex and unhealthy in real life, they always come in different colors and shapes. It is okay to explore a relationship in fiction without thinking it is the ideal relationship or the relationship you want to have in your own lives. It is okay to explore a relationship because it is interesting and well-written. This is what media literacy is all about.

As a disclaimer before some dumbass ship discourse happens, there are ofc some lines not to cross like the romanticization of inc*st, p*dophilia, r*pe and things like ww2 aus and shit btw. That being said, if you cannot separate fiction and reality to the extent i talked about in the previous chapter, this is your stupidity. Stop making it everybody's fucking problem.

anyways im gonna be extra deadass rn if someone gave me a 100k word long collage au that is written properly i would eat that shit up like theres no tomorrow. it doesnt even have to be romantic i just want more of them they are so interesting 😭😭😭 they also funny as fuck so the 2012 yaoi becomes even funnier. what a great dynamic godzamn 😭😭😭😭

Thanks for reading!!!

[feministsouthpark]

South Park Filler Guide - Season 4

Link for Season 1  Link for Season 2 Link for Season 3

I find the existence of filler guides quite amusing, since for some shows it makes sense (like Naruto), but for others (like Pokemon) it absolutely doesn’t and they still exist. So here is an attempt to do an absolutely unnecessary one just for fun. 😅

The classifications are CANON (an episode with major storylines present), LORE (in which we get significant backstory or world building, but could be skippable)  and FILLER (completely skippable episodic storytelling, not connected to overarching story arcs)

PLS my analysis will have spoilers, if you’re a first time viewer, just scroll to the bottom and read the list and only read full text if you are familiar with the content of the show already! S4E1 The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000 is CANON

Loogie will be in a later episode, not in a major role, but Kyle having one of his greatest speeches here in important, since his speeches become a focal point later, might as well include this one. S4E2 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 is FILLER

Let's be honest, Eric IS actually racist, so the point of this episode doesn't even stand in the long run. We all know this one for telling us that Clyde is the second fattest, but that's not even lore material, as Clyde is a very minor character at this point, and the only time it will matter at all is a time where it's also stated. S4E3 Timmy 2000 is CANON

Basically, the main storyline this season has is Timmy's integration with the kids and the community. So his episodes count, since this is the one string that really connect this season. This one is big, for introducing him as a character and classmate. (in the premier he has but a minor role) S4E4 Quintuplets 2000 is FILLER

Kenny has an interesting storyline of his own, but both that and the rest of the boys find themselves in a very self-contained story. S4E5 Cartman Joins NAMBLA is CANON

This is a big one regarding Kenny's deaths. We have the first big clue to his resurrections. Also, this episode has the incident that would later convince the school to fire Herbert. S4E6 Cherokee Hair Tampons is CANON

Herbert gets fired from school and becomes a writer. What the kids have going on is a classic Kyle/Eric plot. S4E7 Chef Goes Nanners is FILLER

A random crush that gets resolved by the end of the episode? Check. An old relic of the town which we have never seen before and will never see again? Check. S4E8 Something You Can Do With Your Finger is CANON

Yes, we get a lot of Randy backstory that explains so much about him. But that's nothing on its own. Fingerbang gets formed and it will return in one of the show's most important episodes! S4E9 Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? is CANON

Wait, so many canon episodes next to each other, is this season 1? Seriously, a lot of serialization happens in this season, unlike the last one. Satan and Saddam story arc continues. Timmy story arc continues. S4E10 Probably is CANON

It probably is. I mean, it's a direct follow-up to the previous episode, and delivers continuation. S4E11 Fourth Grade is CANON

Diane is introduced, Herbert storyline continues, the boys advance to a whole new grade! S4E12 Trapper Keeper is CANON

Herbert gets a new job, Ike starts at kindergarten. S4E13 Helen Keller! The Musical is CANON

Because as I said earlier, Timmy's story really makes this season a cohesive whole. S4E14 Pip is FILLER

I have always seen this episode as a different continuity, since it's basically just Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. Some people seem to believe this happens with regular continuity Pip, but I hope not, because -HUGE SPOILERS- this version of Pip gets a much happier ending. S4E15 Fat Camp is FILLER

Eric doesn't really get skinny. S4E16 The Wacky Molestation Adventure is FILLER

But it's darn good filler! Episodic characters get the main roles and everything is back by the end. S4E17 A Very Crappy Christmas is FILLER

We never see Mr. Hankey's family again. We get a meta story on how Trey and Matt created the show.

SPOILER-FREE RUNDOWN

Again, CANON means you should watch it, FILLER means you can skip it.

S4E1 The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000 is CANON S4E2 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime is FILLER S4E3 Timmy 2000 is CANON S4E4 Quintuplets 2000 is FILLER S4E5 Cartman Joins NAMBLA is CANON S4E6 Cherokee Hair Tampons is CANON S4E7 Chef Goes Nanners is FILLER S4E8 Something You Can Do With Your Finger is CANON S4E9 Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? is CANON S4E10 Probably is CANON S4E11 Fourth Grade is CANON S4E12 Trapper Keeper is CANON S4E13 Helen Keller! The Musical is CANON S4E14 Pip is FILLER S4E15 Fat Camp is FILLER S4E16 The Wacky Molestation Adventure is FILLER S4E17 A Very Crappy Christmas is FILLER

CANON counter: S1: 9 out of 13 S2: 3 out of 18 S3: 6 out of 17 S4: 10 out of 17 Overall: 28 out of 65

[applestitches]

I feel like Kyle in Tooth Fairy Tats 2000 rn

[methinmycoffee]

Season 4 rankings!

Best to Worst:

Timmy 2000 (Ep. 3)

The Wacky Molestation Adventure (Ep. 16)

Cherokee Hair Tampons (Ep. 6)

Tooth Fairy’s Tats 2000 (Ep. 1)

Cartman Joins NAMBLA (Ep. 5)

Fat Camp (Ep. 15)

A Very Crappy Christmas (Ep. 17)

Do The Handicapped Go to Hell? (Ep. 9)

Probably. (Ep. 10)

Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime (Ep. 2)

Helen Keller! The Musical (Ep. 13)

Quintuplets (Ep. 4)

Chef Goes Nanners (ep. 7)

Trapper Keeper (Ep. 12)

Fourth Grade (Ep. 11)

Something You Can Do With Your Finger (Ep. 8)

Pip (Ep. 14)

[roostertuftart]

@happiness-peace Sure thing! The most obvious example would be the end of Cartman’s Incredible Gift where Kyle accidentally causes the lightbulbs to burst and a shelf to break after getting angry. But we’ve also got whatever’s going on with Kyle in Turd Burglars, where we see him know exactly where “the spice” is, and one I also like to include, just for the sake of Kyle having some sort of unlabelled probably mental abilities in it, is Tooth Fairy’s Tats 2000.

Kyle his canonically psychic and we never talk about it in this fandom

[ashleybenlove]

One of my absolute favorite jokes in South Park is in The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 from season 4 where in the course of events, a dentist assumes a giant half chicken, half squirrel with a mild understanding of Algebra is behind whatever is going on.

[mrcartmaneeeez]

Best end credits scene ever!

[starbug]

[mogwai-movie-house]

The Best of South Park

The 100 greatest episodes of the greatest animated TV show of all time, ranked and rated high-to-low: 1. Scott Tenorman Must Die (2001) ★★★★★★★★★★ 2. Fishsticks (2009) ★★★★★★★★★★ 3. Asspen (2002) ★★★★★★★★★★ 4. Britney's New Look (2008) ★★★★★★★★★★ 5. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (2007) ★★★★★★★★★★ 6. Cartmanland (2001) ★★★★★★★★★★ 7. Imaginationland (2007) ★★★★★★★★★★ 8. Imaginationland: Episode II (2007) ★★★★★★★★★★ 9. Imaginationland: Episode III (2007) ★★★★★★★★★★ 10. Red Hot Catholic Love (2002) ★★★★★★★★★★ 11. AWESOM-O (2004) ★★★★★★★★★★ 12. Towelie (2001) ★★★★★★★★★★ 13. Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society (2002) ★★★★★★★★★★ 14. The Biggest Douche in the Universe (2002) ★★★★★★★★★★ 15. Cartman Sucks (2007) ★★★★★★★★★★ 16. Jared Has Aides (2002) ★★★★★★★★★★ 17. Cartman's Incredible Gift (2004) ★★★★★★★★★★ 18. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (2002) ★★★★★★★★★½ 19. Fat Butt and Pancake Head (2003) ★★★★★★★★★½ 20. Casa Bonita (2003) ★★★★★★★★★½ 21. Cartoon Wars: Part 1 (2006) ★★★★★★★★★½ 22. Cartoon Wars: Part 2 (2006) ★★★★★★★★★½ 23. The Simpsons Already Did It (2002) ★★★★★★★★★½ 24. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (2004) ★★★★★★★★★½ 25. Marjorine (2005) ★★★★★★★★★½ 26. Tonsil Trouble (2008) ★★★★★★★★★½ 27. The Death of Eric Cartman (2005) ★★★★★★★★★½ 28. All About Mormons (2003) ★★★★★★★★★½ 29. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (1997) ★★★★★★★★★½ 30. Go God Go (2006) ★★★★★★★★★½ 31. Go God Go XII (2006) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 32. Trapped in the Closet (2005) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 33. Something You Can Do with Your Finger (2000) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 34. The Death Camp of Tolerance (2002) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 35. Lil' Crime Stoppers (2003) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 36. Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 (2000) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 37. Christian Rock Hard (2003) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 38. The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (2000) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 39. Krazy Kripples (2003) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 40. Medicinal Fried Chicken (2010) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 41. HUMANCENTiPAD (2011) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 42. The Ring (2009) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 43. A Nightmare on FaceTime (2012) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 44. Butters' Very Own Episode (2001) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 45. The Hobbit (2013) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 46. Insheeption (2010) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 47. Ginger Kids (2005) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 48. Raising the Bar (2012) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 49. You're Getting Old (2011) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 50. Black Friday (2013) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 51. A Song of Ass and Fire (2013) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 52. Titties and Dragons (2013) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 53. Make Love, Not Warcraft (2006) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 54. Cartman Joins NAMBLA (2000) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 55. The Passion of the Jew (2004) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 56. A Ladder to Heaven (2002) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 57. My Future Self n' Me (2002) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 58. 200 (2010) ★★★★★★★★★☆ 59. 201 (2010) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 60. Professor Chaos (2002) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 61. Faith Hilling (2012) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 62. Child Abduction Is Not Funny (2002) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 63. The Succubus (1999) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 64. Butters' Bottom Bitch (2009) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 65. Good Times with Weapons (2004) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 66. How to Eat with Your Butt (2001) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 67. Quest for Ratings (2004) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 68. Board Girls (2019) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 69. Super Best Friends (2001) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 70. Hooked on Monkey Fonics (1999) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 71. Spontaneous Combustion (1999) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 72. Raisins (2003) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 73. W.T.F. (2009) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 74. Kenny Dies (2001) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 75. Free Hat (2002) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 76. The Wacky Molestation Adventure (2000) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 77. Here Comes the Neighborhood (2001) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 78. Starvin' Marvin (1997) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 79. Prehistoric Ice Man (1999) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 80. Informative Murder Porn (2013) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 81. Pandemic (2008) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 82. Pandemic 2: The Startling (2008) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 83. Grounded Vindaloop (2014) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 84. Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (2000) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 85. Probably (2000) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 86. Stunning and Brave (2015) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 87. The Big Fix (2022) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 88. Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus (1999) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 89. Weight Gain 4000 (1997) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 90. Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (1999) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 91. ManBearPig (2006) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 92. Cancelled (2003) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 93. Safe Space (2015) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 94. Crème Fraîche (2010) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 95. Ass Burgers (2011) ★★★★★★★★½☆ 96. Reverse Cowgirl (2012) ★★★★★★★★☆☆ 97. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (1999) ★★★★★★★★☆☆ 98. The Cissy (2014) ★★★★★★★★☆☆ 99. Grey Dawn (2003) ★★★★★★★★☆☆ 100. Starvin' Marvin in Space (1999) ★★★★★★★★☆☆

[ducktracy]

do you ever get in a sp mood ( :/ ) but only for like very specific episodes

[mx-heinous]

I wish they did an episode addressing Kyle's psychic powers. I mean they did it with Kenny being immortal so why not? I think it would be fun.

If you don't know, I'm talking about the powers in the episodes:

Turd Burglar

Cartman's Incredible Gift

Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

One of my headcanons is that his powers are one of the reasons (besides plot armor) that ensures that they will survive no matter how insane their adventures are because he subconciously uses them.

Imagine if he could control them and use them to his benefit. He would probably have dirt on everyone but not use it for blackmail because of his morals (Cartman being the exception).

[herbietales]

kyle and kenny for the ask meme pls!!

thank u for asking and indulging me <33

ill put this under a cut dfkgds

Kyle

Why I like him: - Well tbh he's a rly cute and relateable character to me I feel moreso than any of the other boys. I really like moments where's he's shown to be really smart, like esp in conducting research or tracking down IP addresses. He's also able to stand up for himself and I liken him to be the friend who takes care of others even when he doesnt even want to for his conscious and moral obligations. He's also not shy to pursue something and follow through when he's determined (especially when it comes to his friends) He's also just a charmingly nerdy character with no rhythm and its just that simple lol

Why I don’t: - he tends to put people and even his morals under the bus lol like letting cartman tell him to tell the police that his parents were "molestering" him in the wacky molestation adventure if it means he gets to a concert. he's easily carried away by his feelings? and he has no tact sometimes? like when Kyle went to pursue Nicole and he thinks its a good idea to go to Token to ask him whether its okay - that plus his determination when he almost set fire to the school bc of some list

Favorite episode (scene if movie): Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 bc his existential crisis was rly funny; Cartmanland, where he was so dramatic about his hemorrhoids that he was ready to die

Favorite season/movie: Ermm there's really no fair way to say which particular season since Kyle-episodes r so spread out but I really like early seasons (Kyle

Favorite line: https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/ei184e/south-park-kyle-s-hemorrhoid

kyle's hemorrhoid speech in cartmanland he's so dramatic

Favorite outfit: High Elf King!! i love the tree branch crown hehe OTP: k2,,, of course.. but i like style too!

Brotp: The main five, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny and Butters! I like seeing em all tgt - Kyle and Token also sounds really cool being the more level headed ones in their group

Head Canon: I have this headcanon where he's learnt coding and has spent a lot of time on the internet. There's another one where he learnt how to play the guitar and songwriting from Stan

Unpopular opinion: I don't really have one! Or I haven't been in this fandom long enough I think to have one that I don't particularly agree with . Maybe an opinion I have is that Cartman may be smarter than Kyle?

A wish: For him to find happiness and closure with his bros

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Not having his bros around him TT

5 words to best describe them: Smart, charming, stubborn, gullible, kind!

My nickname for them: Ky

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Kenny

Why I like him: - Though he's perverted and all, I love that he's always shown to be kind, good-natured and a person who loves giving back. But!! He's not a pushover, he tells people off whenever he needs to protect his siblings. he's also not afraid to just do whatever he wants to (being princess kenny and then betraying cartman, or participating in home econs? and not shop class even if it makes him look feminine). and i think a trait that i really like is how much he likes hanging out with other boys that he would dedicate his life to fixing things up with them - also?? being so proactive in keeping in touch with everyone apparently after 40 years lol

Why I don’t: - theres rly not much to dislike about kenny, since things i dislike about him is things he doesnt really control like not having enough screentime lol but if i have to nitpick it would be that kenny usually takes the backseat whenever he could stand up for his friends, like he has to be told to comfort butters in Going Native

Favorite episode (scene if movie): Best Friends Forever! Where Kenny protects Heaven with the golden PSP lmao

Favorite season/movie: Mysterion trilogy! Or also known as the Coon & Friends trilogy

Favorite line: His letters to his Cartman, Kyle and Stan in Going Native !! theyre rly funny Favorite outfit: Princess Kenny!! OTP: k2... hehe but Bunny is also cute!!

Brotp: The main five, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny and Butters! I see him being the person who hangs out with CATG as well!

Head Canon: Maybe random but he has sanpaku eyes? it's just symbolism more than anything bc its said that ppl with sanpaku eyes tends to get a tragic end and it fits with his dying-a-lot-angst trope.

Unpopular opinion: I hate it when ppl make him out to be a druggie that ends up with a dead-end job and that he wouldnt make it out to college and stuff or that he's a womanizer? in the defintiion that he uses women and all that TT like maybe he's a flirt and likes hanging out with women but where did yall get that he abuses them...

A wish: Adult Kenny to speak unmuffled... please...

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Being killed off permanently or make him out to be that person in the unpopular opinion lol

5 words to best describe them: crude, quiet, protective, selfless, loyal

My nickname for them: Ken!

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s04e01 - the tooth fairy's tats 2000