#the timings got a bit fucked up in some places on the export I DONT CAAARE RN ITS DONE

[vampirerite]

ALL AROUND THE WORLD ITS SALIERI SUNDAY

[timep3tals]

what if peter stole tonys alcohol, and tony is worried because, “oh god is my kid drinking oh god oh fuck” so he asks peter if hes drinking and peter says, “no, i just dont want you to drink.”

YO I GENUINELY FUCKING THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TELL ME PETER GOT WASTED WHEN THIS ASK POPPED UP. I screamed, but then I read the rest of the ask and went “OH!” lol, anyway… writing. ;)

The first to vanish was the hard liquors.

Tony didn’t really give it too much thought; Pepper stole away his alcohol sometimes when she was about to give him heavy news, or if she thought he was relapsing in any way. Granted, he wasn’t relapsing (not badly, anyway), and Pepper didn’t seem to have any bombs to drop on him, but if she wanted to get rid of the alcohol, he wasn’t going to argue with her.

She usually knew what was best for him, and Tony really didn’t have the motivation to fight her over it.

Even if beer was admittedly disgusting. Tony is definitely more of a scotch guy, and drinking wine every evening made Tony feel a bit too much like and old, cat lady who mourned her days of perkier-boobs, so he didn’t go there.

Not every night, at least.

And then the beer and wine vanished. Tony had some scotch and brandy exported in from Russia, but between the time it arrived and Tony going down to retrieve the package, all of it had vanished.

So, yeah, he was a little pissed off now.

“FRIDAY, who the hell is taking all the alcohol?” Tony snapped as he hurried back inside, ready to face down the hellfire of Pepper’s wrath if it means he could have one drink.

“It appears Peter has been the one confiscating your alcohol, sir,” FRIDAY said, and Tony froze mid-step and almost bit it on the corner of a table before he caught himself.

“Peter is taking it?” Tony asked, breathless. “My Peter?”

“Yes, sir.”

Fear crawled up his throat in tandem with bile, and Tony wasn’t sure if the vomit or scream was going to come first. His left arm felt as though it had been dumped in an ice bath, fingers curling up against his will as the entire limb went numb.

Okay… okay, okay okay okay. 

“Where is he, FRI?”

“Peter is in his room, sir,” FRIDAY informed him, and Tony tried not to sprint to Peter’s room, heart stuttering uncomfortably in his chest with every quick step.

When he finally arrived, Tony didn’t bother knocking as he stormed into Peter’s room, seeing the box full of drinks sitting on Peter’s desk far too casually. Peter’s head snapped up, eyes wide, frozen like a deer in headlights.

“Why?” Tony asked, voice thick. “Why are you doing this, kid?”

“Doing what?” Peter replied, so nonchalant that Tony wanted to strangle him. 

“Drinking! W-why, I mean, you’ve seen what that shit has done to me for, years kid, why would you even want to pick up a single bottle—”

Peter’s nostrils flared, shouting over Tony, “Are you kidding me?”

Stunned, all Tony could do was blink stupidly at his son. Peter’s chest swelled with a sharp inhale, pushing away the alcohol as he paced the room.

“You actually think I’d start drinking? Really? I, I would never do that, not just because I don’t want to, but because I know what that would do to you! Look at you, your heart is palpitating!” Tony placed a hand over his chest, rubbing at the skin, painfully reminded Peter could hear his broken heart. “I’m taking it away so you can’t get to it.”

“Pete—”

“I just…” Peter sighed hugely, coming over to Tony and letting his head slump against his father’s collarbone. Tony hesitantly placed a hand on Peter’s back, thumb rubbing little, soothing circles against his shoulder blade. “I hate that you’re drinking so much again, dad. I feel like it’s my fault.”

“Peter—”

“I know me being Spider-man stresses you out now, and I know I can’t stop, but I didn’t think you’d go back to drinks to deal with that stress.”

“Oh, tesoro…” Tony placed a gentle kiss on the crown of his son’s head, pulling his kid into a proper hug. Peter sniffled, refusing to bring his face out of hiding. “It’s not your fault. I never should’ve started again, but this was happening even before the bite, kiddo. Not your fault. I just made another stupid decision.”

“You make a lot of those,” Peter grumbled, but there was no heat behind his words. “I’m sorry.”

“I am too.” God, he was sorry. More sorry than he’s been over practically anything before in his life. “I’ll work on it. I’ll go to my therapist more, see if I can’t get a handle back on it again. You can even come with me, buddy.”

Peter shook his head, but squeezed his arms wrapped around Tony. “Thank you.”

“Anything, kiddo,” he promised. “Now, how about you help me dump those drinks down the drain.”

“All of them?”

“Well, all but two or three?”

“Deal.”

[weirdness-on-the-roof]

critical role episode 48 campaign 2 notes and funny lines post break edit:this has detailed notes on all the stuff that happened later in the episode including physical descriptions near the end. enjoy ya nerds

don’t steal the books from a high powered mage; don’t kill the dude; beau turning into cad; look at beau planning for the future

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is marisha flirting with matt via matt playing yasha and beau flirting with yasha?

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‘tea the international language’ but no earl grey

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wensworth the goblin

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coming from Cad ‘im a fine tea maker’ is kinda a threat tbh

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elf that isn’t white/European??? yay! also really old elves are cool

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beau and cad tag teaming a political chat with a mage this can’t end poorly

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Nott: :beau ruins every situation shes in and is very abrasive

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send the freaking cat!!! why not?? caleb my dude

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god i miss allura and gilmore currently

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fucking fuck don’t lie to the mage beau plz stop this is painful ‘you’re not wrong’ sure blame the ancient sea god

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‘on the verge of returning’ yea no duh you let him out 2/3 of the way so fjord could get a spell

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‘we found a thing’ so smooth and eloquent beau ‘it was presented to us as the happy fun time ball’

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‘butter fingers with magical items’

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beau getting a geography lesson from a very old powerful elven mage

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‘magical geometric orb that has the ability to bend time and space and fate’ which is kept in a hot pink magic bag that happened to ‘fall into [their] lap’

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‘if youre down im down is what im saying... i have a few slots open in my loyalty bank if you’re willing to pay rent’ says the 20 some human who punches things to the centuries old wizard ‘

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liam stress eating

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cad’s hope in the group is heartwarming

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tower metaphors and a conversation!!!

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caleb reading shitty romance novel and nott eating a fish outside a mage’s tower in the morning sunlight in a major city

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caleb takes the rear

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first name drop and a while

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holy shit 200 years of magic using

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cad explaining materialistic nature of the rest of the party to elf dude is hilarious

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teleportation circles?????? in return for access to the sphere!! oh shit thats good

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or candy

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crap. no one has insight checked this dude and they gave him the happy fun ball and made a deal kinda.

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‘how do we prove our loyalty?’ ‘by not fucking me over’ sounds like a good plan

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is this guy just caleb’s patron now on the low idk this is how my head works and he said learn

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“you have a geometric shape that makes babies?” “yea they talked about that”

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fjord just kills the dude

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‘i got banishment on hold just in case’ *cackling laughter*

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i agree with elf dude, him not knowing anything about the dodecha is more concerning than him knowing about it

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ALL THE CITIES FROM CR1 MENTIONED FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! I STILL MISS ALLURA AND GILMORE

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good to know the pink bag protects from divination on this plane but just this one

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jester and the traveler figurine

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cad included the Traveler in the ‘chaotic forces’ i still think the traveler is some kinda arch fey evil things idk its real late here and this is incoherent

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‘well, thats been my morning tea‘ 

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caleb getting additional tour

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good aesthetic for the room tbh

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letting weird people in for morning tea is entertainment is a mood and something i strive to be able to do without getting murdered one day

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so yasha and caleb both have gotten the ‘stay with friends’ chat from a powerful being which is nice. but also the ‘use who you need to’ going to caleb is vaguely concerning

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personalized biscuits [bourbon, cinnamon, lobster, fish and three unknowns]

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‘caleb, what happened in there?’

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cad not believing caleb’s bullshit and opening doors for caleb warms my heart

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‘if this isn’t the death of us, and if not hes a good ally. somethings gonna be the death of us so [yolo]’

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‘you can’t bullshit everyone in this world’

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cad talking about beau telling the truth: ‘you’re not very good at it but you tried

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jester looking out for nott and her home town

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caleb and beau being cute while also giving each other shit is the most sibling like thing

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omg going back to allfield that was so long ago for fucks sake BRYCE my person thank god

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jester had a boy band phase its cannon and i think the girls had a sleepover in jester’s old room. also marion never leaves the hotel. THE RUBY NECKLACE MY HEART AND THE HONEY AWWWWW

‘the army of men and women and inbetween that will do as i want them to’ god i adore her being protective of jester

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also the fact matt makes such a good mom why is he like this

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travel time!!!! ‘roll for initiative’-tal

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how does matt keep these notes so organized and remember all the npc names

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the ranger/beast master in Laura is coming out with nugget

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caleb is a devout cat person and jester is the definition of a dog person

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nott refining oil on a magical moving cart, while jester reads a romance novel and trains a dog,

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Dyren- Beau’s roommate at colbot souls; ‘taught beau lots of really cool things’ got sent to a warfront. shaved head, dark clothes, buff b/c ‘been workin out’, ‘do you love her?’ they had ‘good times’, then literal booty call, and dropping locations, Dyren was in Bladegarden. ‘fierce eyebrows, pointed nose’

                    OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES

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Vandren info drop to Fjord ‘he was making amends’

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Dyren responded and was hurt in Bladegarden but is safe. Beau looked immediately worried and happy about jester’s imput [’sounded way into you’]

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empire kids chat and caleb admitting insecurities about powerful people and being scared about the consequences of his actions and the group’s actions. caleb is scared about being forced to leave for safety and being ‘flayed alive’. my thoughts are he would leave if he became a threat to the others by being there or vise versa. trent would extort that b/c hes a dick

“caleb, unfortunately, you don’t get to choose who cares for you” you’re fucking correct Beau

“the problem with friends is that you have to care for them”

walks away “wow cool caleb! see- jester thinks you’re cool because shes your fucking friend!”

me too Tal “everything i like about those two characters in one conversation”

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5 years since Caleb left Trent and crew ie had a nervous breakdown

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gustav left town after being freed and trostenwald now has a WV accent that is too familiar

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100 extra soldiers in allfield. bryce is still up and kicking and wonderful. stuff ‘got this far east [quickly]’. the attacks came from underground apparently so fuck. the fields were burned, building destroyed a bit then they [Xhorhasians] left

“good thing is they’ve already been attacked so lightning doesn’t strike twice” oof thanks bryce

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beau just dead ass asking for illegal writing statements

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fjord having a thank u jesus bryce moment

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jester giving cad a pretty present is ‘so exciting’ and precious

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Cad not knowing cookbooks were a thing!!! and not being utterly literate enough to understand it

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wtf happened to liam’s voice in the ‘main export is oysters’ thing

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FELDERWEN!!!!!

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a dozen squads of 50 ppl each patrolling felderwen area so rippppp

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Nott knows where the halfing’s house is.... interesting... and is heavily drinking

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BLUE FLASH

elven woman in fine clothes of green and black ----lady vest durogna the arch mage of antiquity serboros assembly

a male figure in deep blue robes, older pale elf, fine clothes, the flash came from him----- martinette luden’th de____ arch mage of domestic protection

CALEB KNOWS THEM BOTH FROM THE ACADEMY AHHHHHH

he just lays flat and hides in the cart internally: ‘nopenopenopenope’

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several burned buildings, a warehouse, an inn, apothecary and several houses

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ohhhh shit the halfling was the owner of the apothecary and nott was looking for the shit she had been sending back this whole adventure....... im sad now that was confirmed

havent found a body of yeza

luke is yeza’s son at old edith’s house

            halflings only produce halflings according to something i read at some point but forget where sooooooooo

shattered vials and materials and house stuff

CHILDREN'S TOYS

locked basement which nott knows of?? Nott is anxious and impatient when the door doesn’t open. jester fails, yasha rages and at a 19 and doesn’t break the door. ‘it wasn’t [trapped]’ but dispel magic worked to open it.

a 15′x15′ room, tossed ‘not like you remember’ to nott, a 2x3 iron chest. a single chair in the center of the room. definitely a struggle with heavy impacts and blade scratched on wall

             nott was the torturer from the goblin tribe

chair was placed in the spot after the struggle

this was where he [yeza] kept chemicals according to nott

poisoned iron locked box (dull black glass)  inside a retractable silver tripod to hold something atop it, 3 empty vials 1 full one with a liquid/gas fog like dull colored thing, a pile of destroyed notes [two pieces of still legible paper which have props]

            dunamous field, causes ppl slow to be slower or faster, ‘captured crin operatives’ dunaments and dunamacy, origon gliffs, exist outside established schools of magic, theory in deeply rooted in arcana taken for granted, rooted in _____ town, 12-16 months to refine, word has found me that trent’s kiddos have knacks for this things, dreams are thrilling

well shittttt

            crin on battle fields, ‘breaking fields of fate, fuck the raven queen

SHIIIIIT

a piece of dunemous

dodecha goes in tripod according to beau

chair facing chest

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cricks did this apparently

a little under 100 crowns guard killed, 4 civilians burned

soldiers just ‘slowed down’ 

left via tunnels and collapsed them behind them

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nott dont be a bitch and don’t get mad at caleb and call them ‘his people’

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cad picks up caleb and ‘youre not at fault here, youre the solution here. don’t let her anger... its not about you’

my HEART

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the chest is too big for the haver sack but fits in lorenzo’s bag of holding

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people have entered and exited since the attack and left the chair and stuff

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lots ‘o chairs

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nott needs to see ledith and uke (?) and not flip the fuck out

‘humble hobble’

nott looked like halfling plump face, braids, tan skin

edith- human older, grey hair, beady eyes, ever present smile like face

          LUKE IS HER SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANNON

         *edit- rewatching this and seeing ever one’s faces “wheres my son?!” particularly laura/liam/travis just hurt. liam just looked up after a second and travis did his face he does and laura just stiffened and eyes and hand to face. caleb/liam who knows just hugs himself the rest of the convo. marisha is note taking and fuck the video off now

about 5 yrs old, blue eyes, tan/light brown skin, halfling

gave him the doll of the king

IM GONNA CRY NOW BYE

‘HES PROABLY DEAD NOW TOO LIKE I THOUGHT YOU WER’

yenza locks him away when ‘the mean lady comes by’

mean lady has pointy ears and comes often, luke was kept in room, luke was pushed out of the house and told to go somewhere safe so he ran to edith’s house and ‘everything was on fire’

‘im not strong enough to come back yet but know that [im stll thinking of you and i send things] and i hope dad sends them to you.“ fuck my heart

“in my heart i think he is” “well don’t die”

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the elves are gong to the ruins of yenza’s house

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marisha looked so betrayed

tal ‘i was waiting for the riegel shoe to drop’

WOW

HEY CALEB- WOOOW

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we’ll pick up hiiiere

fuck you sam and matt and everything abou this my heart is just FUCKKK

ummm so enjoy the frantic poorly taken notes <3