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isdalinarhot · 9 months ago

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I can’t t find it right now because tumblr search function is shit and I KNOW it was critically panned. But im thinking again about the post about the post about Sadeas kissing Dalinar’s stretch marks and crying a little bit

#every few months I have to re examine this topic and every time I do so I have a category 5 So Sofdt Moment #to be fair to the STAY IN CHARACTER POLICE #the time when Dalinar was racking up the most stretch marks due to weight gain was the washed up dilf era #which coincidentally was when Sadeas had his nicest sweetest sex with Dalinar #because he presumed Dalinar would be too drunk to remember #but sometimes Dalinar does manage to remember #and he’s like Sadeas was nice to me…… and he cries a little bit #it’s true! Brandon Sanderson told me #and like if you’re asking would the reverse happen?#of course it would!#in tbhwo verse Dalinar is kissing the shit out of Sadeas’s Adolin based stretch marks. I know it. trust me.#im sorry im just a sofdt person who requires a touch of fluff in his edgy ass otp sometimes ok? ok.#yeah. yeah #luke.txt #drunkposting

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