#the three unmentioned squadmates took one look at this and decided to have a quiet night playing cards on the normandy

[wingsofthesun]

The Great Urdnot Party of 2155

After the newly named Urdnot Grunt and his krantt (consisting of the humans Astra Shepard and Jack, and the turian Garrus Vakarian (who himself was the first acknowledged turian to be part of a traditional krantt)) killed the Thresher Maw during his Rite of Passage, becoming the first one in centuries to do so, and Clan Weyrlock had been decimated the day before with the survivors being absorbed into Clan Urdnot, Chief Urdnot Wrex declared that it was high time for a traditional party.

The various members of the Normany squad were invited to partake. It took three days for everyone to recover enough for the ship to leave after the party was over.

Some incidents:

Garrus Vakarian became a minor celebrity due to easily taking down an antagonistic, charging krogan without even reaching for a weapon. When asked, he said the krogan wasn't worth the effort, the harshest insult to a krogan.

Jack became an even more major celebrity by being the first human to chug a tankard of ryncol without dying. Three times.

Tali'Zorah gained great respect by shooting a drunk krogan in the eye when he started asking what was under her suit. The female clan representatives at the party made her an honorary member for this.

The only reason Zaeed Massani didn't lose all of his money betting on varren races was because he was too drunk to remember his second bank account.

Halfway through the party, Astra Shepard and Garrus Vakarian disappeared. They reappeared midmorning the next day, with very suspicious bruises and dented armor. Clan Urdnot was impressed by their assumed stamina and guts to have all the sex on Tuchanka of all places.

Jack, who's biotics were pushing through the effects of her fourth tankard of ryncol, and Miranda Lawson, who was probably not as drunk as she pretends, made out. For at least half an hour. Kasumi Goto has photographic evidence. The other two live in fear that she'll release the images.

Miranda Lawson also used her biotics to throw two krogan across the clearing at the same time, gaining quite a bit of respect.

Before disappearing, Astra Shepard had a friendly sparring match with Urdnot Wrex that ended in a tie. Respect for her increased even more, and she received more breeding requests that Garrus Vakarian reportedly almost died laughing about.

Jacob Taylor may or may not have introduced the incinerate ammo power to a new generation of krogan. This was used to great effect during the Reaper War months later and also on Tuchanka to take out a krogan's rival.

Urdnot Grunt headbutted 87 krogan during the party, holding the record for the sixth highest amount during one night.