#the thought was about klitz btw

[worms-in-my-brains]

he just like me fr

[short-skirt-longjackett]

hear me out.

headcanons abt absolutely pussy drunk klitz

he gives me the vibe that he 100% would be and just go insane giving head or watching how it reacts to like anything he does

(i’m hearing you out anon and i love it <3)

Pussy Drunk Klitz headcanons

-warnings: NSFW obvi, afab reader

Klitz didn’t have much experience sexually or romantically when you got with him

The most he had was from April, but this is you, it’s different since this is in a loving manner.

Klitz obviously loves the thought of getting blowjobs since he’s a guy but the first time he went down on you, it changed him.

He didn’t know what to really but you guiding him and praising him helped alot. He’s a really good listener btw ;)

one of the first times he ate you out he had one hand fingering you and his free hand was holding your hand <3

Now that he can please you that way, he doesn’t want to stop. He feel like he could spend hours between your legs, giving you orgasm after orgasm.

he loves when you cling onto his hair, it drives him to do more and give you more pleasure so pls, do pull his hair <3

He likes it you lay back on his bed, run your fingers through his hair while he works his magic.

but LOVES when you sit on his face. He especially likes this position since he doesn’t want to pull away from you anyway, it makes him stay in one place.

The one time he had you wear he glasses while giving you head- he thought it would be a funny idea

it was cause you two seemed to laugh about it later

anyways- he loves when you cum in his mouth. he absolutely loves the way you taste

He can’t get enough of you or your taste so he always likes to make you cum more than once…twice even..

would definitely try to 69 with you- to eat you out while you suck him off? sounds like heaven to him <3

he definitely brags to Eli and Matthew about this. He talks about how amazing your pussy is and how he could have you breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert

“Klitz! Yes!” you moaned, throwing your head back. He has made you cum 2 times from his mouth and fingers and he wants more. He always told you how amazing you taste and how he can’t get enough of you.

Klitz was in his own world at this point. He felt high off of flicking your clit with his tongue, curling his fingers to hit your g-spot, and sucking on your swollen bud.

Your fingers gripped onto his long hair, “Fuck…I’m cuming!” you whined, releasing into his mouth and onto his fingers again. You felt so weak, but in a good way.

He took his fingers out of you, licking them clean to get more of you. Klitz went up to your level and kissed you, “Fuck you’re amazing…I love you y/n.” he mumbled into your kiss, smiling after.

You felt too weak to move, fuck he really tired you out. He went to his drawer and slipped a pair of boxers on you, he knows you like to wear them sometimes. He loves making you feel good and feel loved.

<3

[always-andromeda]

bit of a weird question sorry and if you want to ignore this it’s totally fine, but i wanted to know your thoughts, which of Paul’s characters do you think would be the most supportive of the reader coming out to them as asexual? like i think Joby and Thaddius would be the worst about it but Klitz would be super sweet and honestly i think Hank would cry to hear that there’s actually a term for how he feels once the reader explains to him what it is, i headcanon him as ace but maybe other people feel differently about him

idk i’ve been struggling coming to terms with my own asexuality and it’s like damn i have a real love/hate relationship with thinking about which of his characters would still want to imaginarily date me, i mean yeah they can all be headcanoned and act however and whatever i want them to be, but in their real ‘in-character’ mode how would some of them would feel about it? and no you won’t hurt my feelings if you have different ideas than mine btw i just want to talk about this with someone and hear their thoughts before i go crazy from holding it all in my head forever ://

first of all, let me say that I am honored that you'd come to me with this thought. this isn't weird or anything at all. I am hoping that my account feels like a safe space to share these things and I hope that's a vibe that continues to be maintained. second, I love you. above the fanfiction and the daydreaming and the little fictional guys we fantasize about, I love you. you are valued and you are valid. you are always free to send me an ask or a message, I love hearing from my followers no matter what. thank you for sending in this ask, lovely. please take care of yourself. 💖✨

That being said, I have thoughts on characters that would be most accepting! (a preface: I, myself, am very much not asexual so bare with me y’all 😅)

✰ Dwayne Hoover (aged up) ✰

This guy...in my mind...when he gets older, he is so progressive. Like he generally doesn't care what you identify as. And not in like a "haha, fuck your pronouns" kind of way. Just like "oh, you go by this name now? okay." or "oh, this is your sexuality? cool."

He doesn’t even have to fully understand it to be supportive and kind about it. His mindset is just…fuck it. Some people just don’t feel or prioritize sexual attraction and that’s normal too. He values making emotional and mental connections with people greatly and wouldn’t pressure you at all into doing physical things.

✰ Hank ✰

I've never seen Hank headcanoned as asexual? But now that you mention it, I can totally see it! Sex feels so foreign to him? Almost clinical. He doesn’t understand why so many people think it’s such a big deal. Because it’s never been a big deal for him. It's just another building block of the human experience that no matter how he looks at it, he can't wrap his mind around it. All he knows its that most people like sex...so should he like it too?

Learning that there is a word for it and that it's not an experience that is exclusive to him would be so emotional for him. I can imagine him feeling found. Because this thing that he's tried so hard to understand and to enjoy...he's finally learning that it's okay that sex just isn't his cup of tea. So having you come out to him would be a big time of discovery for himself as well. He'd definitely cry but he'd also have the largest, most genuine and sweet smile on his face for a very long time afterwards.

✰ Jay ✰

This man...he accepts any and all creatures however they are and that includes humans in the sexuality department. All he knows is that he wants you to feel safe and comfortable and he is open to learning.

Like Dwayne, he heavily values having emotional connections with people. As long as your heart has the same love for life as his does, he would have no qualms whatsoever. And he’d go out of his way to learn? He’d be reading articles and doing his own research because he has a genuine hunger for knowledge. Anything to enhance his understanding of the world and of his partner.

✰ Louis Ives ✰

I heavily headcanon Louis being asexual themselves? They just don't seem to be that interested in sex, in my opinion! But I see them being heavily under informed about asexuality and having a similar moment to what you described with Hank.

They would be so overwhelmed learning that they aren’t alone. There’s a word for what they’ve always felt! It would be heavily comforting to them to know that they don’t have to force themselves to be domineering and masculine and craving sex all of the time. Having a partner that feels the same way would be such a relief for them? Because for once in Louis’ life, they don’t have to hide or pretend or try to make themselves into something they’re not. They can just be.

✰ Simon Feck ✰

Simon is a science geek. Yes, he’s more into the realm of technology but he’s taken a few biology classes. He knows about sexual attraction and reproduction and all of those terms. So he's pretty familiar with the concept of asexuality by the time someone may come out to him.

I imagine him being slightly asexual as well. At the very least, he's quite impartial to sex, I think. Sex isn't that important to him when it comes to forming relationships. He mostly sees it as just another form of physical relief and I'd see him really only taking care of things just so the stress doesn't build up. Aside from that, he puts value in people who connect with him on his interests and will genuinely listen to him. So I see him not only being accepting of you but also somewhat relating to you and being comforted by that.

✰ Timothy Klitz ✰

Klitzy would be confused, I’m not gonna lie. It would probably take a lot of explaining to get him to understand. Like he simply had no idea that some people just don’t feel or prioritize sexual attraction. But he’s so sweet about it. Hesitantly asks questions. Quietly nods and contemplates whatever you tell him. Maybe his questions get a little too invasive but he doesn't mean any harm and will profusely apologize.

He gets nervous when it comes to sexual contact because of his own insecurities. His friends often pressure him into thinking that he has to be sexually active as well. So, if anything, I think he’d be super appreciative of a significant other that slows things down and is interested in him on other levels aside from sexual. I think it would give him a chance to fully embrace and become comfortable with his own being.

[angelst4re]

Hi! So I was wondering how you would feel about including some very light impact play in one of your one shots? If that makes you uncomfortable, I am SO sorry and PLEASE disregard. If you’re cool with it, I think it could work with any Dano character except for like Dwayne and Klitz Bc obviously. Maybe Calvin thinks reader is flirting at a party and gets jealous or there’s a mistranslation between Jay and the reader. Again, I know this is kinda weird and I apologize GREATLY in advance if this has made you uncomfortable in any way 💖

Hi love! I actually really liked this idea :) I just HAD to write it for Jay cos I could just imagine it perfectly, but I might write something for Calvin soon! But anyway, I hope you like this!! <3

Never Mistranslate- Jay (okja) x Reader

warnings: kinda dark, use of belt, spanking + hitting (not hard!), let me know if there's anything else!

note: Jay and the reader are in a relationship of some kind btw!

“Y/n!” Jay called from the other room, you already knew what was going to happen by the tone of his voice. He was angry. You’ve never really seen Jay get mad before, of course he feels the emotion but he never lets anyone catch on, because when he does get angry it sure is a sight to see. 

“Yes,” you try to mask your fear as you take a deep breath, “is there something wrong?” 

“Yes. There is.” He says, his voice a lot calmer now. You put down your phone and stand up from the sofa, waiting to be told to leave. He came close, almost cornering you. There was no way to escape. “When I asked you to translate that message last week, you did it? Right?” 

“I did.” You gulp, the space between you two was very limited, you could feel his breath on your skin as he spoke, and you felt heat between your legs. 

“Well it was fucking wrong.” He says, in a near-whisper, his hand snaking up to your throat. “We’ve just fucked this entire mission up, y/n. Because of you. Do you understand what this means?” 

You don’t answer him back, scared to open your mouth incase you let out a whine or some ungodly sound instead. 

“I said,” he spoke through gritted teeth, releasing his hand from your throat to raise it and smack you across the face- hard enough to shock you, but gentle enough to not hurt you, “do you understand what this means?” 

“Yes, I understand.” You manage to say. 

“Good,” Jay backs away from you, you almost thought for a moment that he would let you off, but you were wrong. Terribly wrong.

He took his belt off and sat on the small sofa, spreading his legs out slightly 

“Come here.” 

You were fucked. 

You began to walk towards him, he watched you rather intensely as you tried to keep your balance- your knees weakened at the thought of him using his belt on you. 

“Good girl, now bend over, lift your skirt up while you’re at it too.”

You do as he says, lifting your skirt up to reveal your ass, and bending across his knee. Waiting to feel the sting of his belt on your skin. 

And there it was. 

Whack. Whack. Whack. 

Tears began to fill your eyes, yet you were still getting hotter between your thighs, he knew you secretly liked this.

“We all trusted you, y/n.” Said Jay, rubbing the soreness on your ass before..

Whack. Whack. 

“But your mind was clearly elsewhere, wasn’t it? We can’t be having that, okay?”

Whack. Whack. Whack.

“Okay,” you whimper, “I’m sorry Jay.”

“Not my name, sweet one.”

Whack. Whack. 

“Sir- sorry, sir.” 

“That’s it, now what are you sorry for?”

“I’m sorry for mistranslating, sir.” You whisper as his hands soothe your ass again. 

“Just know that if it happens again, you’ll be getting a lot more than a few hits, my love.” Jay states, helping you back up. 

[short-skirt-longjackett]

I love your writing!! I don't have a specific request but could you please do something about Alex or maybe Klitz when you've got the time? <3

(Omg yes hun <3 thank you for all your support btw :) it means so much to me. I'm gonna try headcanon style since I have yet to do that, hopefully that's alright)

General relationship hc's with Klitz with gn!reader

♥ I wrote a fic about this but you two met in your shared earth and space class! You two are seated next to each other

♥ He made you laugh with a snide remark about the teacher, he felt his face heat up when you did

♥ Klitz saw you around school freshmen, sophomore, and junior year. he always thought you were pretty but didn't have the guts to say anything

♥ Once he got to know you, he was shocked you two have a lot in common!

♥ Ofc he tells Eli and Matthew about you. He's head over heels for you and wants advice from his bros

♥ Eli says his go-to of "fucking you". Matthew scoffs at his remarks, but he tells Klitz to ask you to hang out

♥ Klitz goes with Matt's idea, so the next day, 4th period he asks you to hang out. He rehearsed how to ask you out in the mirror man y of times, he's got this!

♥ "H-Hey y/n, I was wondering if you wanted hang out later with me? We can like hangout at my place if you.. if you.."

♥ he fucked it up...damn it, now you must think he's an idiot

♥ "I'd love to Klitz! " you smiled at him

♥ God he loved your smile

♥ After many hang outs and study dates, you two made it offical! Klitz could've swore he was on cloud 9 when he laid in bed that night

♥ Klitz isn't the biggest fan of pda but he'll let you hold his hand in the halls

♥ Eli always pats Klitz on the back when he sees you two holding hands

♥ though not liking pda, Klitz is glued to you in private

♥ he always likes to hold you in some way, he loves being close to you in private since only you two get to experience it

♥ Klitz has insecurities and doubts, he thinks he's ugly and wonders how you're with him.

♥ But you're always there to reassure him and make him feel better with lots of cuddles and kisses

♥ Klitz expresses his nervousness for college. Yes, he got into Yale but he worries about losing you, Matt, and Eli when he goes away.

♥ "Klitz I know you're nervous but listen to me. I'm always going to be there for you. No matter if you're at Yale or hell. I care so much about you I will make this relationship work no matter where we find ourselves"

♥ He felt like crying, you're so sweet and caring. He never wants to lose you

♥ Klitz always takes care of you and wants nothing more to be with you. He loves you dearly and wants nothing more than happiness for the both of you.