#the thought that Val's films with the shittiest most outrageous prompts make him the most money

[ennvisin]

My Hazbin brainrot of the day is about Valentino producing shitty low budget holiday themed pornos for a quick buck.

Just imagine; Val's latest impromptu film is called "Thanksgiving Turkey GETS STUFFED!" and stars Angel Dust as the 'main course' of the meal. It's literally just an object insertion porn where Angel is trussed up in rope, and filled with increasingly bigger and bigger dildos. Once Angel has been stretched so wide that he can be fisted, a group of demons dressed up as chefs is brought on set. The film climaxes with Angel getting gangfucked, and creampied until he is so full of cum his stomach has a visible bulge.

The film is an INSTANT hit, and Val makes MILLIONS in profit.