#the thing with pirithous is so funny too. like they're AWFUL. they're the shonen anime that's so misogynistic it just turns gay | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

pygmy--tyrant · 1 year ago

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theseus was one of the worst men in greek mythology but I feel like in terms of hero status he was also one of the funniest. bro peaked in highschool. one hit wonder. did one good movie then fell off. immediately after his first big hit he got cancelled into oblivion and just kind of fucked around being a dick for the rest of his life

#like it can't be stressed enough he abandoned ariadne AND caused his fathers death ON THE WAY HOME from killing the minotaur #served for like 1 day and that was all he could manage #the thing with pirithous is so funny too. like they're AWFUL. they're the shonen anime that's so misogynistic it just turns gay #forgot which source it's from but the part where phaedra's like if you love pirithous so much why don't you marry HIM 🙄#comedy queen get his ass #anyway I'm reading jennifer saint's ariadne retelling it's sooo good #I might talk more about it later since I may as well just put my thoughts here #and I have lots of thoughts!!#I'm going to read her elektra retelling next and I KNOW I'll have stuff to say about that #sapphire's random thoughts #greek mythology

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