#the thing is megumi is legitimately one of the most capable characters in the show

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i love how megumi is like the certified person to use for any angst related storylines. that kid could fit so much trauma in him it’s insane.

i just can’t wait to see megumi interacting with everyone when he’s feeling a little better. like i know he would win everyone over with his little shit attitude & quiet menace ways. i just know that the students would hear megumi cursing up a storm, humbling gojo with a funny ass insult, & needing to be tied to a pole to keep himself from unleashing his trump card onto the zenin & boom, you’ll have panda taking out a pen & paper, forcing megumi to sign himself over to them because HE IS THEIR BABY NOW. gojo who? toji where? no. the current first years has took custody. megumi didn’t know wtf he was signing though. he just thought they wanted to know how to spell his name or some shit.

cue gojo being a little fed up that everyone is after his son. THESE BITCHES TRYNA REPLACE HIM. he simply can’t let this be. now imagine a weird ass custody battle between an adult & a bunch of teenagers.

Panda, with adoption forms: just sign rightttttttt there

Megumi, blind as hell, thinks these are school enrollment forms: I don’t know why we need to fill out this paperwork now

Panda, sweating: we have to be mindful of deadlines fushiguro

Megumi: I guess

legitimately megumi cannot escape Boyhood. It’s too late for him. He’s already Their Boy.

Fundamentally all of the second years are completely insane so they take one look at this fully feral biting child who won’t stop trying to kill himself to have the last word and are filled with unspeakable fondness for him. He’s their little flour sack child they’re communally raising for health class.

Gojo has a lot of Literal Children throwing a lot of shade about his ability to raise his own child and it confuses him. This is not a group activity. Well it is but it’s a group activity with Nanami and Shoko.

Megumi does not know what about him inspires teen parenthood in others but he needs it to stop.