#the tastyville murders

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Cover for The Tastyville Murders

I know it's not the best cover ever, but I had fun designing it. Maybe if I had more time I would have made a better title logo than just a default font.

Also, here's the full color version:

Maybe I should post some more fanart on here.

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Who's excited for tastyville murders tomorrow

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The Tastyville Murders characters based on how much I traumatized them (spoilers)

Also it is technically ordered within tiers, but that's not super important.

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I know literally nobody cares, but here's a tier list of The Tastyville Murders characters based on how many times I used their names.

Ordered within tiers- what can I say? I like random data (although I don't know if it's entirely accurate).

I counted Joy/Ninjoy and Moe/The Dynamoe together to make life easier, putting Joy at the top with 228 mentions. If I didn't, Roy would be at the top with 213 mentions.

If you're wondering, Guy Mortadello would be in the 20-50 category between Rico and Rhonda, with 38 mentions.

Clearly, I need a hobby.

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Last chapter or something

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Most of people said they were interested, so here you go.

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I'm thinking about releasing a compilation of missing scenes from The Tastyville Murders.

(Even if most people say no, I'll probably still release it. Just at a later time.)

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The Tastyville Murders character ages!

I want to post a couple of headcanons about the characters in The Tastyville Murders, so here we are with how old they are supposed to be.

Roy, Clover, Sasha and Tohru are all 17 and juniors in high school. Austin is 16, but that's just because it hasn't been his birthday yet.

Both Joy and Marty are 23, and I didn't mean to give them both the same age gap with their younger siblings, but here we are.

Moe is 25- I didn't know if that's a realistic age to have your own business, but I think it is. Maybe.

I'm thinking that Scarlett and Rudy are both in the 22-23 range. Something like that.

If anybody has questions about the characters as portrayed in my stupid fanfictions, feel free to ask!

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As you can tell, I have no idea how relationships work.

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New chapter I guess

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Here's a missing scene that I almost forgot to upload today.

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I don't know what to caption this. Have a nice day.

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I kept forgetting when Thursday was. Luckily, I remembered just in time.

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My google doc for this fic currently has 69 pages.

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I woke up and chose violence.

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I tried making a Papa Louie character Tier list

Everything is in alphabetical order, spoilers for The Tastyville Murders.

Thoughts? (Sorry about the quality)

Also, I originally had another tier specifically for Guy Mortadello that said "NOPE", but he wasn't an option for this template.