#the suggestive part is in reference to animals….varina’s seen too much lol
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jokerislandgirl32 · 10 months ago
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Varina’s Hero is Who?!?
Another little Ziolet scene with baby girl Varina in tow! Enjoy!
Zach and a six month pregnant Violet visit Varina’s preschool on Back to School Night (usually takes place a month after school starts around where I live) and Varina’s teacher has decked out the classroom with the children’s art work. The teacher pulls Zach and Violet aside to show them a piece of Varina’s art work…
Read the rest below, there are a few mildly suggestive references, so please be aware! Also enjoy a crudely drawn piece of artwork and terrible handwriting by me, lol.
Teacher: “Mr. And Mrs. Varmitech, I don’t want to alarm you, it’s not a bad thing, but I wanted to show you this so you were aware in case anyone mentions it to you…”
Violet *panicking*: “Oh no, she didn’t draw the rhinos, uhhh…wrestling…again did she?”
Zach *snickering*: “Vi, they weren’t wrestling they were…“
Violet *baring her teeth, hissing his name*: “ZACH!”
Zach *still giggling*: “Hehe, fine, sorry…”
Teacher *looking embarrassed*: “Oh no! Nothing like that! Thank goodness! It’s just….well, we had the class draw a picture of their hero…”
The teacher points to a decently drawn (for a 4 year old) picture of….
Zach and Violet *shouting*: “Gourmand!”
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Teacher: “Yes, she called him Gourmy, but why I want you to see it is…well, if you can read the caption she wanted to include that we had her copy on the side…”
(This is similar to how my 5 year olds draw and write, lol).
Zach and Violet move closer and read the caption, both of their mouths drop in horror:
“Gourmy is my hero because he broke up with daddy so mommy and daddy could fall in love.”
Violet *shaking her head, she presses her hands to her temples and starts massaging them*: “Only our child would say something like that…”
Zach *gritting his teeth*: “That’s the last time we let Gourmand babysit….as soon as we leave here I’m calling that food loving loser…”
Varina *bouncing up to them, having been playing with her friends nearby in the room*: “Who are you calling, daddy?”
Zach *picking her up*: “Well…Uhhh, Gourmy, your teacher was just showing us your art work I am going to call and...uuuhhhh, tell him about it…”
Varina: “Oh good, take a picture too, he’ll love it! Do you love it daddy? I made sure to make his hat nice and big!”
Violet covers her mouth with one hand to stifle her laughter and clutches her belly with the other, muttering: “and we thought it was a good idea to have another one,” to herself.
Zach *groans and starts walking away with Varina*: “Excuse us for a minute, Vari and I need to have a chat.”
Violet *looks to the teacher sheepishly before following Zach*: “I am so sorry…we’ll talk to her.”
There is actually an “alternate ending” for this one, but it was kind of pg-13 in rating (nothing explicit but suggestive) so I opted for this ending instead, if you’d like to see the other ending, let me know!
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