#the spelling realllllllly unsettles me for some reason

[parrotfishteeth]

I’ve had this lip balm for like... Two years now

And this whole time I never bothered to read it properly and I just assumed it said “lip tschüss!” Like... “lip bye!”

Which makes no sense since it doesnt... Erase your lips...

But anyway I read it properly for the first time today and apparently it says “lip lishuss!”

... I think I prefer my version