#the sparky suit is a cosmo canyon cryptid

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My head canon for Tess (woah a head canon for a fanfic… that’s fanfic inception….ficception lol) anyways I like to think Tess learned weed is illegal on Gaia (I’m going by @themossstomper fics for reference btw) when she was bout to light a blunt in public and she was quickly pulled aside by one of the spiritual environmental hippies to tell her she can’t be makin the block hot like that. Tess is from Earth where it’s legal and like the year 2090 something so she’s in disbelief she has to be sneaky with her shit. She’s too embarrassed to tell Reno that story 😂 She also never told him that time she didn’t know that the cleaning lady was holding a vacuum (early chapters of SITM) LMAOOO this poor woman can’t catch a break. So he doesn’t know she occasionally partakes in Gaia’s locoweed. She was a different person in Cosmo Canyon. A legend among the locals. Sparky is a Cosmo Canyon cryptid XD