#the spam for me rn is so mad but imagine having to not laugh..

[beeindaclouds]

Hello!! Hope you're having the nicest day of your life^^ i wanna request something and if you cant do it its so alright so dont worry about it^^

Would you mind doing crew boys + anybody hoenstly reaction to you being so nurturing, happy and gentle with them and their friends until they wittness you be serious for the first time and it throws them so off guard when your being serious/professional?

Thank you so much and i appreciate you^^ love, anon 🥚

Hallo 🥚 anon, thanks for requesting!

I honestly love this request haha

Hope you enjoy <3

DTQK react to Kind!Reader being serious

Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Quackity, Karl Jacobs

Click Here before requesting, please ^^

Reader: GN - They/Them

*tw: caps

You are basically the parent of the group

You always make sure that everybody is ok, everybody has eaten and drunk water and you also are a mod for all of them

Your friends and fans have always only seen the kindhearted and calm side of you

So imagine their surprise when you suddenly blew up

While on a dtqk + you stream, someone in chat decided to be rude and comment on the other boy's insecurities

You decided to not give it attention until the same person kept on resending the same thing over and over again

It all went too far when the person had the audacity to send you money with the same message just so it would be read put loud

No one insults your friends infront of you and gets away with it

"I'm gonna mute for a sec guys. Ok to whoever clearly doesn't want to be here, keeps on spamming in chat and was dumb enough to send me money to insult my friends, thank you so so so much for your view and your money! I'll make sure to use these 20 dollars to buy one of my dear friends merch and maybe use the spare change to buy you a single brain cell since you seem to have none. Love ya!"

And as chat cheered for you and the mods banned that person, you realized something

You didn't actually mute and the boys heard everything

Dream was in a fit of wheezes and probably fell off the chair judging by the noises. He did send also send you a privte thank you on discord;

George too speechles to even talk, he just let out a few laughs, surprised by your outburst;

Sapnap commented on how he should remind himself to never ever make you mad, because he is genuinely scared of you rn;

Quackity was cheering you on with a bunch of "YEAH, YOU TELL THEM" and "KICK THEIR ASS";

Karl, like George, didn't know what to say and had this "idk what I just witnessed" look on his face

Let's just say that people will think twice before making you angry from now on

[punkscowardschampions]

Zelda & Zach

ihatemyguts: Good thing you told me how bubble boy posi Robyn’s ‘rents are

ihatemyguts: ‘cos that felt like such a brush-off

ihatemyguts: I feel kinda bad, it’s low-key just upset her with no shopping trip pay-off 😬

inandout: your first date was today

inandout: the insane jealousy must have forced me to forget

ihatemyguts: Obviously

ihatemyguts: moping and staring out of open windows would be bad for your health

ihatemyguts: probably

ihatemyguts: can’t have that

inandout: mope hard enough and fling myself all over the house, they’ll call it exercise

ihatemyguts: I’d let Rob know but her parents would probably sue me

ihatemyguts: I did some research

ihatemyguts: and yeah, flare-ups fucking suck, but if she was struggling that bad rn she’d be in hospital getting her 💉 on

ihatemyguts: makes me ⁉️ if the meetup will happen

inandout: makes me wonder if her brothers are allowed out

inandout: if they are maybe they can help us smuggle her to the meetup

ihatemyguts: not just a pretty face

ihatemyguts: that’s a damn good idea

ihatemyguts: I can slide in their DMs

inandout: Cranking up the jealousy metre to give me a full work out, I see, are you gonna be a PE teacher when you grow up?

ihatemyguts: *prays they aren’t like 12*

ihatemyguts: imagine if that was my life’s ambition

ihatemyguts: wear unflattering sportswear and give kids complexes

ihatemyguts: even without the potential life-shortening illness, I’d reconsider that

inandout: it tracks that you’d wanna make them 💩 and bringing back the bleep test could work

ihatemyguts: okay I’m not 🦹‍♀️ or 🐯 levels of sweet but is that what you really think of me? 😏

inandout: I think there’s only one rebel teacher coming to mind and I haven’t watched that film so all I know is they stand on desks

inandout: probably not a perfect fit for you

ihatemyguts: I could force you to watch it for our first date

ihatemyguts: and ask you, what your dream job would be

inandout: Netflix and chill or cinema screening of the ‘classics’?

inandout: we could do a drive-thru

ihatemyguts: hmm 🤔

ihatemyguts: there are pluses to ‘em all

ihatemyguts: cinema, we could laugh at all the snobs and 🤓s

inandout: Cool, reach out to me with the time + date when it’s showing

inandout: Are you allowed 🍿?

ihatemyguts: oh hell no

ihatemyguts: have to find another way to hold my hand

inandout: 🦸‍♀️ said she was gonna look up ice breakers and stuff, hopefully it was a fruitful search and she won’t mind sharing the info

ihatemyguts: do you think she legit didn’t realize how thirsty that boy was for her

ihatemyguts: or is it all uwu coy-ness

inandout: It’s hard to tell

inandout: but if I remember my glasses I’ll do my best to decode her body language from 6 ft away

ihatemyguts: aside from hospital, have you ever met someone else with cf?

inandout: Nope

inandout: jokes aside, it really is discouraged

ihatemyguts: that’s a hard one to get your head around

ihatemyguts: far as adjustments go

inandout: getting Robbie at this meetup won’t be easy

inandout: separate ones mean we might not have her there

ihatemyguts: I reckon we can trust you and Kara to keep the teen love story fictional

ihatemyguts: for all our sake’s

inandout: She’ll get her man

inandout: it’s not like bad advice and dating pitfalls are just a click away

ihatemyguts: cosmos never steered ANYONE wrong

inandout: Yahoo answers neither

ihatemyguts: might be confused as to why they’re not related

inandout: [I like to think he’s just sending his fave yahoo answer answers now for the lols]

ihatemyguts: [meme back and forth lads]

ihatemyguts: if she gets her date we could go into the matchmaker business

ihatemyguts: start at home

ihatemyguts: 🤖 don’t last forever

inandout: Rob’ll need to be next or she won’t forgive us

inandout: and we’ll soon get tired/guilty of seeing the amount of 😿💔 spam the chat

ihatemyguts: we’ll have to liberate her first

ihatemyguts: in a literal way

ihatemyguts: not the pretentious, free your 🧠 type of vibe

inandout: Kidnap’s playing into her parents’ fears but we don’t have a better option

ihatemyguts: now it’s my turn for a potential 💡

ihatemyguts: what if that is exactly what she should do

inandout: jump scare them?

ihatemyguts: if she did some actual wild shit to show them they’re being suffocating, ‘scuse the mention, then they’ll have to compromise and let her do normal kid things and everyone will win

ihatemyguts: I realize getting her to wild out might be a problem

ihatemyguts: catfish it though?

inandout: 💡⭐️

inandout: getting her to agree to do it for real would take longer than we have but you’re right, faking it wouldn’t take any time at all

ihatemyguts: get Lauren to picture whatever the hell she’s up to

ihatemyguts: sorted

inandout: + there’s your next photo challenge ready to be accepted, dressing as if you were going on a date with 👵🌈✨ instead

ihatemyguts: hold my neon

ihatemyguts: and think, do we clue Rob in on this plan now or do it on her behalf first, ‘cos we could hit up her house phone with some madness to get ‘em sus now and when she’s like wuuuuut it’ll sound even more

ihatemyguts: or is that a bit evil genius instead of 🦹‍♀️

inandout: Does she even have a house phone? We don’t

inandout: you’ll have to find another way to trick my parents into believing I’m a badass

ihatemyguts: I bet they do

ihatemyguts: can’t trust a mobile

ihatemyguts: and I bet they don’t have a microwave, they’re that sort

ihatemyguts: obvs I’ll just direct them to Lauren on your friends list with a 🤔

inandout: We should probably warn her, in case she takes it the wrong way

inandout: or decides to stand up to them for her YA movie moment

ihatemyguts: yeah, you’re right

ihatemyguts: if she doesn’t go for it, her brothers might be of use still

ihatemyguts: have to focus my evil energy elsewhere

ihatemyguts: such as…

ihatemyguts: 🥁

ihatemyguts: [one of the crazier lewks from babyteeth for the photo challenge]

inandout: 🤞🏻 one of them is old enough to drive the people carrier

inandout: Uhh… that was a suspiciously fast transformation

ihatemyguts: didn’t know you was challenging a pro?

ihatemyguts: and someone with a lot of time on her hands

inandout: I do now

inandout: and I’m guessing it’s not every day you get stood up based on what else I know about you

ihatemyguts: it’s a first

ihatemyguts: not that I constantly ask people out

ihatemyguts: but that is what I’ve put across so fair enough

ihatemyguts: what am I interrupting for you?

inandout: I’m waiting on friends

inandout: this could end in both of us being stood up

ihatemyguts: am I a drag you down with me type?

ihatemyguts: hmm

ihatemyguts: nah, I’ll cross my fingers that your friends aren’t flaky

inandout: Late, but I’d be too if it wasn’t my house

inandout: What are you gonna do now shopping’s off?

ihatemyguts: life is one big photo challenge, right

ihatemyguts: yours is ‘whatever will make your friends double-take when they open the door’

ihatemyguts: it’s a good question

ihatemyguts: we’re going to virtual shop tomorrow but she wasn’t up for it today

inandout: Wait for it and their faces

inandout: + you’re virtually invited to watch movies and play games, you won’t be the only one who isn’t here in person

ihatemyguts: 👍

ihatemyguts: cool

ihatemyguts: meeting new people is my new thing, as long as your mates are down/not the level of nerd that they might get a nosebleed if a girl is about

inandout: Some of them are girls if that helps

inandout: and my brother won’t be there to bring down the cool

ihatemyguts: low-key a shame

ihatemyguts: have to meet him before the first date though

inandout: I’ve got a father you can ask for permission if you’re feeling old-fashioned

ihatemyguts: full set

ihatemyguts: fun

ihatemyguts: mines in scotland so we’ll let you off that trek

inandout: But a road trip is a coming of age movie staple! 😫 Has Netflix aired any YA without one + are you willing to take that risk?

inandout: mine’s a workaholic but we’ve got years to catch him

ihatemyguts: forget the meds, see who gets fucked up first

ihatemyguts: it’d be a journey, for sure

ihatemyguts: do you know what he does? ‘cos so’s mine and I couldn’t tell you, tbh

inandout: Or mix them up and see what happens when you take the ones for my 💩

inandout: He’s a sales manager, he says, but why so vague?

ihatemyguts: sounds like something they’d do at cool parties

ihatemyguts: and that sounds suspish

ihatemyguts: they should have this 🤓 but with a moustache instead of the buckteeth

ihatemyguts: dads are elusive creatures… conspiracy time, what are they all up to

inandout: Not sure that’s the topic Rich has been watching vids on but I’ll ask

ihatemyguts: he can always tactfully ignore you if he’s 😳

ihatemyguts: like he does with 👵🌈✨ when she’s extra

ihatemyguts: more than usual

inandout: Be harder to do that in person

ihatemyguts: I think everyone will still get on

ihatemyguts: unless fibrofog shows, then that’ll be teen show worthy drama, of course

inandout: I think he’s genuinely blocked, he’d need a 2nd account to find out about it

ihatemyguts: hope he’s seen catfish too

inandout: He’d be a fan of the one where the man refused to believe it wasn’t Katy Perry

ihatemyguts: it does seem like the sort of thing she’d do

ihatemyguts: poor bastard

inandout: 😂

ihatemyguts: ultimate photo challenge, catfishing everyone and then going for the ruveal

ihatemyguts: might need more than just a wig 🤔😏

inandout: Dressing like her would make my friends do a double-take

inandout: [pics of some of her outrageous lewks with his head put on]

ihatemyguts: 😂😂😂

ihatemyguts: you suit the 🍦🧁🍭🍩✨

inandout: We’ve probably got a can of squirty cream lying around for hot chocolate

ihatemyguts: inhaler but make it ~sExxxIii~

inandout: [a lil video of his failed attempt to re-create that in her insta DMs or wherever because idk if they can send stuff like that here]

ihatemyguts: Katy dat you 😍😍

inandout: I’ve agreed to only string you along for 4 years not 6 and I don’t have any savings to spend 25% of on a 💍

inandout: looks like the comparison starts and stops with our black curls

ihatemyguts: not much of an orlando bloom clone myself so it’s alright

ihatemyguts: pirate is always an excellent disabled-friendly costume though so add that to the ideas board we should start

inandout: If we decide the next meetup is fancy dress, Lauren will never go back home

ihatemyguts: that’s the mood

inandout: [sends her whatever he did for the photo challenge and his friends reaction to it because why not say they’ve arrived and there’s a similar feral mood here]

[kathasgotyourtongue]

Unpredictable Jokers (A Hermitcraft Fanfiction)

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Prologue |  Chapter 1

Chapter 2

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The next person to spot this mysterious character was Bdubs.

He had been working hard on his latest village style house, when he had gotten a chat from his Boomer buddy, Tango. Tango had wanted to discuss a new redstone machine for their business, and who was Bdubs to decline?

Bdubs cleaned up his area and put a few more blocks down, before heading back to his main house to gear up.

He was just about to take off, when he noticed movement in his flower fields. Looking closer, he saw someone duck down out of view. Bdubs raised a brow. Who could that have been?

For a moment, he feared Doc was still mad about the goat statue incident, but shook the thought away when he remembered they had made amends already. Curiousity killed the cat, he joked to himself, and wandered over to see who it was.

He snuck closer, before jumping out at where he saw the person before, in an attempt to catch them in the act. He was rather confused when he saw nobody there. They couldn't have gotten away from that spot unless going under ground, but none of the ground seemed disturbed.

Bdubs scratched his head in confusion, before looking around. He almost missed it, but managed to catch sight of the person bolt into his green house. Aha!

He grinned in victory as he ran over. Whoever this was, they sure were sneaky!

As Bdubs rounded the doorway into the building, he grew frustrated. Nothing. Where could they have gone this time!? He sighs. When he finds who is messing with him, ohh, they would never hear the end of it!

The door behind Bdubs suddenly slammed shut, making him jump and yelp in surprise. His eyes darted to the door, staring it down for a moment. Becoming annoyed and, frankly uncomfortable, he pulled out his communicator and typed out a message.

Bdubs: Ok, who is messing with me!? You will get what's coming to you!

He pressed send and awaited a response. A creak in the floorboards above him made him tense up. This was... starting to freak him out a bit.

The house grew strangley quiet, and he eyed the stairs across the room intently. His communicator startled him when it buzzed with a new message.

Xisuma: Someone is messing with you?? I'm in the shopping district rn. So are Tango and Stress. Everyone else isn't active bc it's late..

Bdubs's brows furrowed. What? He checked the tab list. It showed that indeed X, Tango, Stress and him were active as well as the others being inactive. Then who was messing with him? Bdubs felt his heart quicken. Who was in his house?

Just as the thought crossed his mind, he heard quick footsteps up along the roof. Rushing outside, Bdubs just barely caught sight of the same intruder jumping down into the nearby ravine. Worried, Bdubs quickly took off and looked down into the huge ravine below. Nobody was at the bottom.

He glanced back nervously, before his nerves got to him and he found himself spamming rockets to get to the shopping district as fast as humanly possible.

He landed a bit roughly upon arrival, but recovered quickly and sprinted to find the others.

"Guys!? Guys! Come quick! I have a stalker, I'm telling you!" He shouted as he ran into the center of the island. The others quickly came to him, worried.

"Bdubs? Hey, you ok? You look pale!" X pointed out. Bdubs bent over, trying to catch his breath.

"Guys..!.. *huff* I... *huff* saw.. *huff* something..!" He spoke, desperately trying to regain his breath.

"Woah, calm down, dude! Tell us what happened!" Tango said, concerned. Bdubs finally restored his lungs enough to speak.

"One of you were trying to mess with me, I just know it! I don't even know how you did it! Just- man! Ya really had me for a second there, I was totally freaked out!" He joked, waiting for one of them to pipe up and confess. The other three hermits exchanged a look.

"What are you talking about, bro? Like X said, we have been here the whole time." Tango said, giving Bdubs a worried look. Bdubs felt his heart beat faster. That couldn't be right, he knew someone was at his place just then!

"What? Nah, don't try and fool me! I saw someone in my flower fields when I went to take off! So I went to catch them in the act, but they had snuck past me and gotten into my green house! Then I chased them inside and they slammed my door behind me, and after walking around upstairs they jumped into the ravine! Really freaked me out! You're saying you guys seriously didn't do that!?" He asked, growing a bit nervous and agitated.

Stress reached out and put a hand on his shoulder. "No.. promise! We were here the whole time..." she trailed off.

Bdubs continued to rant to Tango and Stress as X was reminded of a conversation he had with Grian just the other day. It was pretty random, but Grian seemed pretty freaked out. It reminded him of this situation, actually.

"Oh, X! Hey, just the hermit I was looking for! Say, we haven't added any new hermits without me knowing, have we?" Grian asked with an added nervous smile and chuckle. His eyes flickered to the treeline and back to X a bit frantically. X raised a brow.

"No..? Why would we add a new hermit without your say in it?" He asked, confused. Grian looked uncomfortable, but smiled and chuckled anyway.

"O-Oh, heh, just wondering! Thanks, X!" He said before quickly flying away, leaving Xisuma behind before he could get out another word.

"-X? X!" Tango called, bringing X back into reality.

"Sorry, what?" He asked.

"You zoned out on us! Everything good?" He asked. X nodded.

"Yeah, just remembered something a bit odd... You good now, Bdubs?" X asked. Bdubs was doing a few breathing exercises with Stress.

"Much, yes." He sighed shakily. Tango draped an arm around his shoulder.

"Hey, I know what will take your mind off of it! A new Boomers device!~" he called in a sing song tone. Bdubs lit up.

"Yes, right! Silly me! Come on, no more wasting time here, lead the way, Tango! Let's go!" He said excitedly, pulling on Tango's wrist like a child. Tango laughs and the two head off towards the Boomers shop. X and Stress exchange a shrug and part ways.

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After Bdubs, the person to spot the intruder next was the one and only Joe Hills himself. He was in the shopping district having a look around when he saw someone creep back behind the rockets shop. Intrigued, he quickly went over to say hello. To his confusion, nobody was there when he arrived. Thinking he just missed them as they went around the back, he climbed up to survey the area from above. He didn't see anything. Maybe it was just his mind playing tricks on him, he concluded.

He was about to climb down and continue on with his day, when he noticed movement by Iskall's slime shop. A bit of a strange distance in that time, but no matter.

It was a shame Joe couldn't get a good look at them, but he recognized them to be the same as before, whoever they were. Triumphant in his search, Joe hopped down and skipped over. He hoped to catch them before they left in order to have a quick chat.

Joe slowed to a stop at the slime shop entrance, puzzled once more. They were gone? Looking around, he saw no one in sight. Weird...

"Joe? Earth to Joe!" Joe spun around to come face to face with his good friend, Cleo. She looked worried as she stood before him.

"Oh! Howdy there, Cleo! Say, you didn't happen to be buying slime at this very establishment just a mere minute ago, were you?" He asked. Perhaps his eyes were just growing worse with age, but he thought he could recognize Cleo anywhere. That person didn't really look like Cleo, with the flaming hair and blue-ish green-ish skin.

"Hm? No, why?" She asked, curious. Joe raised a brow.

"Really? Well, I guess I just saw someone else, then... I could have sworn I saw someone around here, and I just wanted to stop them and say hello! Can't find 'em anywhere!" He pondered. Cleo gave him a concerned look.

"Perhaps you caught the crazies, Hun! I heard through the grapevine that the other day, Bdubs was totally convinced someone was messing with him at his village! Thing is, everyone who was active at the time was here in the Shopping District! Honestly, I feel bad for the guy! He must have worked himself too hard and was imagining things. Can't even begin to imagine how much he freaked himself out. From what Stress told me, she even had to go so far as to do breathing exercises with him!" Cleo rambled. Joe raised a brow.

"Huh. Maybe there is a case of the crazies going around, then. I guess I don't have awful eyesight afterall!" He joked. Cleo laughed.

"Right, well I should really get back to what I was working on! I just came to pick up a few dyes for my puppets' outfits. I will leave you to it! Try not to imagine anything else while I'm away!" She teased. Joe laughed.

"Yeah, don't worry about me! See you around, Cleo." He bid goodbye as she took flight.

"Bye, Joe!" She called as she soared away.

Joe glanced back at the slime shop entrance once more, before sighing and walking away, making a mental note to inform Xisuma about this later.

Guess he really was going crazy.

[1tad0ri]

KISSES FOR THAT ANON THAT SENT IN THE NAOYA ASK AKDJSKF

im trying to catch up on the manga myself and i want to read in full flesh irl ~paper~ but it's sold out EVERYWHERREEE grrr,,, im angy onigiri now ‼🍙‼ but yeah idk anything about this man, all i've patched together from tiktok comments is: sexy sexist asshole with eyeliner and piercings:))

i would very much like for reader to teach this bitchass a lesson 🤩✌🏻

- 🍙

YES they were so big brained for that fr i agree 😌

omg bae the way ur so boujee for wanting to read the physical copies of the manga 😿 (“full flesh irl paper” 😭) i have no money to build a manga collection i’m legit so jealous </3 why is school so expensive 🤩 ANGRY ONIGIRI baby please you’re making me laugh 😭 I HOPE THEY GET IT BACK IN STOCK SOON (as in RN!!! 🙄) WHY ARE THEY DOING YOU SO WRONG LIKE THAT 😠 i’m mad on ur behalf now too

HE... HE HAS WHAT..... i... i heard something about the eyeliner idk but PIERCINGS TOO hmm... 🙂 maybe we can make some progress with him after all 🙂

i finally redownloaded tiktok after forever and i literally cannot get back on anime tiktok so instead i have a hoard of funny “normal” tiktoks i have the urge to send to people but i don’t wanna bother my friends with spams ✋ when i was on anime tiktok it was better bc i was like well obviously i can’t send these to ppl bc no one watches the same shows as me so i had no urge to send tiktoks to ppl </3 BUT NOW i want to send like every single one i watch, it’s so bad 😐 anyway, this side of tiktok is fun 😁 i don’t even rmbr the actual name for it 🤕 maybe alt tiktok or something idk, how do u even describe it. anyway this was where i was before i got back into anime over quarantine so it’s truly like i’ve gone back to my roots 😁

omg wait don’t be shy send me ur fav tiktoks bestie 🥰💞 ultimate bonding experience send fushiguro ones i beg. like literally anything.

unrelated but tiktok was my friend’s entire personality before so ofc when school was still in session b4 ms. rona came i got roped into helping her film during class breaks and at lunch 😞 imagine knowing famous people B) legendary. that was the only reason i downloaded it in the first place and then i deleted it at some point over the summer damn 😭 summer anime tiktok was something else ✋

[fluffitup]

Stray kids! Felix as your boyfriend :

Felix y'all!!

Tell me he wouldn't be the prefect boyfriend

He would be whipped for you

Probably wouldn't shut up about you

And when he's texting you he'd probably be squealing and blushing so much

And when y'all were on a phone call/FaceTime together, he wouldn't be able to stop smiling

And if you pointed it out he'd probably just start laughing and smiling even more

Mans would probably have a heart meme selfie of you as his lockscreen

Oh and speaking of memes he'd spam you with them

He probably has a folder of memes for every scenario

Anything he finds funny he'd send it to you

Whether it's a link to one of those vine compilations (ya know, those ones that are titled "vines rarer than a good night's sleep")

Or if it's the latest spongebob meme

Anyways

Felix jokes around a lot but mans can get serious asf when he needs to be

Like if you're feeling down because you think you're not good enough for him

He will make sure that you know that you're everything that he could've wanted and more

He'll cuddle the shit out of you when you're sad but if you want your space he'll give it to you

But he'll probably linger in the same room as you because he wants to be with you and make you feel better

But when he's down

Ooof that's a different story

Felix doesn't like to disappoint people

And he feels like he needs to prove his worth in stray kids

So sometimes when he can't get a move down, or is stuck with his lyrics

he'll be really hard on himself

He'd probably lash out at you but not because he means too

He's just super stressed out

And I feel like he's the type to bottle up his emotions cause he's supposed to be the mood maker ya know?

So i feel like when he gets mad, he gets mad

So there will be a lot of screaming on his part

But right after he lashes out at you and saw the look on your face he'd immediately start apologizing

He'd probably even start crying, and I feel like when he cries he cries about it all

So you'd end up comforting him

You'd have to reassure him that he doesn't need to prove his worth because stray kids wouldn't be stray kids without him and that all his hard work has already paid off

You both would cuddle for hours after that

And cuddling with him is amazing

Felix is the little spoon don't @ me

He loooovvvees being held by you

Makes him feel so safe and loved

And when you whispered "I love you" to him for the first time, his heart actually stopped

He would slowly turn around to look at you with tears in his eyes then engulf you in a hug saying he loves you too

I'm soft asf rn

You guys would have random dates

Like he'd show up to your house without warning and just tell you he planned something

He'd probably also prefer simple dates with a Felix twist on them

Like walks in the park but at 2 am

Or watching the sunset but ending every sentence with vine quotes

Try tell me that this boy doesn't quote vines daily. Try.

Or dancing together but in those inflatable sumo suits

Whenever you two would be together you would be laughing

There wouldn't be a dull moment

And if you were having a fight he'd probably always say "So no head?" or some other vine reference at the end of the argument just to lighten up the mood

And obviously it works because can you imagine trying to be mad at someone while they're quoting vines?

You're the goofy couple okay

When you finally met the members

They liked you instantly

"how do you even put up with him?" -hyunjin

"excuse you, she doesn't put up with me, she loves me. Right Y/N?"

Cue vine reference, "CoUnTrY bOy I loVE yOu"

That's when the boys realized that you and Felix are made for each other

They'd probably get annoyed with you and Felix constantly yelling things

Especially when it was 1 am and all they could hear is you and Felix screaming about which fortnite dance is the best

Speaking of dances

Felix would love to teach you any new choreo he learnt

Even if you said you couldn't dance, he wouldn't listen and try teach it to you anyway

He'd make it his life mission to get you to dance with him

And best believe you'd have Just Dance dates

And being the tease he is he'd probably make a bet

"if I win you have to do whatever I say for the entire day"

"as if you'd win, I may not be a kpop idol but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve"

Of course you'd end up losing

"what happened to your whole "I've got a few tricks up my sleeve" nonsense huh?"

"shut up Felix"

He'd probably just force you to get him food or ask for kisses

OH and since we're on the topic of kisses

Felix loves PDA don't @ me

He'd love to show you off too

"isn't y/n the most beautiful being to ever exist?"

And when you send him pictures of you, expect him to say some shit like

" *insert kpop idol name* was found wigless and shaking in their boots"

Then proceed to spam you with heart memes

Y'all I am so whipped for this boy

Get yourselves a Felix Lee

Overall Felix would such an amazing boyfriend and would do everything in his power to make you happy.

I forgot to add a fcking gif the first time sbajajjajsjsjajsjsks I'm sorryyyyyy so here's a gif of him being a cutie

[mariana-oconnor]

Episode 12 (the whole of it, I thought I'd save your dashes from my constant spam. Warning - it's pretty long. And I think I start arguing with myself part way through... also it ends with several paragraphs of me just gushing about Percy. You have been warned. (Also mentions of things from Campaign one that haven't been mentioned yet in the show, but I don't think there are many of them).

Cass and Percy just dragging Delilah out by her hair. Family bonding!

NO GROG! Leave it! LEAVE IT GROG! It's not worth it! It's really not worth it...

Are they going to make Craven Edge talk in this, do you think? So far the Sun Tree hasn't spoken, although I'm really hoping it's going to before the end of this episode. I miss the Sun Tree.

OMG Delilah, your lich boyfriend doesn't love you. Get the fuck over it already. Like... you're a grown woman, deal with rejection better.

HOLY SHIT No Mercy Percy in full force... hoooooly shit. YES. -- I mean... also we do not condone seeking catharsis through violence and this is an unhealthy coping mechanism, Percy. -- But at the same time FUCK HER UP PERCIVAL.

Seeing fear in her eyes is really satisfying... I might have a problem. (Still maintain Ripley is the actual worst, but Delilah's pretty bad) And that evil laugh... Percy... Percy... I just... have I mentioned recently how much I love you? And also how much I love that you get over this part of your edgelord identity. But it's really fun to watch while it happens. Like, this is just wonderful to watch.

My inner Perc'ahlia shipper is screaming so hard rn, I can't even. I mean... I knew this arc was where it really started but... my dude. my dude. YES. DARLING, TAKE OFF THE MASK! I am... this is... I have a problem. This is literally the moment I started shipping them.

Oooh, trippy internal spirit sequence. I love it. Yes. Give me all of Percy's fucked up psyche. Give it to me!

No Percy, your family wouldn't want this... no... I mean, we only meet you and Cass and honestly, you're both pretty fucked up and dark, so there's no real knowing what any of the de Rolos was actually like, but I like to think they were pretty nice.

Orthax is hella more creepy than I ever imagined. So much kudos to the design team on that one. He's just... eurgh....

Okayokayokay we're gonna do the Scanlan bit, right? We've got to do the Scanlan bit. IT'S ICONIC.

I am too into this. I need to calm down.

Wooo! CASSANDRA DE ROLO, everyone. Leave it to a Rogue to stab with no warning. Woop. Good girl, Cass. Kill your abuser, definitely not healthy, but super satisfying, ngl. And you're a de Rolo, healthy coping mechanisms don't really have anything to do with your family.

Murder family. The family who kills together... just... well, they freak everyone out, but it's fine. It's all fine.

And that's a badass line. Just... The de Rolos are all such dramatic bitches, I cannot even.

WOO! Scanlan's moment. "Do you know how much that cost?!" YES. Love it.

Awkward Vaxleth is awkward.

'I'm gonna walk away.' <---- <------ Mmhmm, Vax. You gonna walk away, Vax? Is that what you're gonna do, Vax? End a conversation by just walking away, huh, Vax? Which is all to say I see what you did there. Fucking fan service. I'd be mad if it wasn't fucking working.

Oooooh... he just got sucked into the spinning death ball... his skin came off ooooh nooooo...

Like, why did you reach out towards it, my dude? You don't touch the spinning death ball. It's a spinning death ball created by a lich king. It has creepy purple lightning coming off it. Why would you touch the spinning death ball? Like, I know he didn't connect, but he put his hand right by it. Rookie mistake. How did he get that far into being a priest in a magical kingdom run by a necromancer and a vampire lord without knowing that we don't reach out towards spinning death balls? Honestly.

Holy shit, Vexleth. Lol. Was not expecting that.

Smiling Percy... awwww.

And no talking Sun Tree... That makes me sad. Sun Tree, I miss you.

Was that Diplomacy? WAS THAT DIPLOMACY?!

Heeeey Jarrett, Missed you too!

I just love how Pike just... travels everywhere on Grog's shoulders.

OMG, are we gonna end with that scene?

OMG... SERIOUSLY?

I thought we'd get like at least a few episodes next season of them being at home in *coughgreyskullcough* keep before we had this scene... It makes sense. It's a really huge cliffhanger, but are we really going there now?

I guess they're going to do Pyrah post escape, I guess... Holy shit...

Okay, this might not even be that scene. But I can't imagine what else it could be.

Lol, how tense they are at being called out...

Not so lol: how tense I am waiting for... the cliffhanger.

Oh my god, whoever wrote this speech was just rolling in the dramatic irony, huh? "My weakness put the realm in jeopardy, but never again...??" Utter fuckers, the lot of them. It was Matt, wasn't it? Was this in the original. I can't remember much from that episode except... well, what happens after the speech.

Oh look, there are Sovereign Uriel's family... and all the council is gathered in one place. This can only be a good idea... Look at the small children who are absolutely not about to be horribly traumatised...

If this isn't That Scene, then I'm gonna have to delete like half of this post.

"Ensure that Emon stands forever." Like... come on... come on, just put me out of my misery and do it already.

Oh, yep, Vex's spidey sense is tingling. This is definitely That Scene.

Would like to praise the soundtrack composer for truly menacing entrance music for the Chroma Conclave. Thank you.

I was expecting it to be more sudden, but the menacing approach is working well.

Ah, we're ending there, are we.

Welp.

Yeah.

OK, well, I'm just not gonna talk about the ending for a moment. I'm gonna take a few minutes to gush about why Percy isn't just your standard edgelord vengeance seeking asshole.

And it's because of forgiveness and friendship and love. Percy's storyline is essentially The Crow crossed with Iron Man. I saw someone call him unique and revolutionary, and I'm not gonna go that far, but It is different. Your standard vengeance storyline tends to go one way: everyone dies. If this had gone the standard route, Percy would have died in Cassandra's arms with all the people on his list dead (although he may or may not have killed the last one, depending on how it goes, or maybe Cassandra would have died as well, basically vengeance stories end bloody and bleak).

It ends differently partially because it's a D&D campaign, and they just aren't written for hardcore vengeance stories (because vengeance stories tend to have a single protagonist rather than a group, and how the other characters reacted to his story affected how he reacts). The rest of Vox Machina could have let him murder Delilah and submit to Orthax and let his soul be forfeit, but they didn't. And Taliesin went with it. He let Percy's new connections pull him back from the edge.

Percy's swathe of bloody vengeance is very cool to watch and he's particularly badass when he's being a dramatic prick about it all, but Percy's story is about healing and forgiveness. Not necessarily redemption. From what I remember, Percy never really sought redemption or atonement, (not for this, at least), he recognised that he wasn't exactly a good person, but he had good friends. He saw he'd made the world a worse place, and he trusted other people to help him turn away from that and start making the world a better place because he recognised that that was the right thing to do.

I will join in chanting 'No Mercy Percy', but that's not the point of him. That's not the point of any of it. And maybe there is no point because it's a D&D game and it's governed by chance and the roll of the dice and eight different people pulling in different directions. But it's about friendship and trust and letting yourself heal - and letting the fuck go, because you recognise that being better for yourself and the people you love is more important than obsessing over the people who hurt you.

Whatever, I'm reading too much into shit. I just love Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III (but you can call him Percy). Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I'll save my musings about what they're gonna cover in S2 for another post, this one's kind of... insane.

Watching TLoVM episode 10, spoilers below

CASS! I mean, I knew this was coming, but CASS!

Sorry, I just needed to scream. My heartrate is through the roof. Like I was waiting for her name to appear on the gun and for the acid room and still still I am on edge.

Like, Cass, I love you, and I get you have an arc, but I'm so sad we have to go through this bit to get to that.

Also love Rogue vs Rogue moment. Yes.