#the song is so good gunna being here pissed me tf off -_-

[queenofallimagines]

mayb oikawa, suga and tendou with their black!s/o having to deal with a racist bully? and she's considering to straighten her hair because of it? sorry if this is too specific 🥺🥺

Ngl this gave me war flashbacks to my just for me perm days💀

But Issa wrap for the racist BC these three love to scrap

Tendou:

- he already has a short fuse for bullying

- But bullying his s/o? Oh he’s gunna snap frfr

- The racist better hope they don’t get caught in the act

- BC he will flash them that terrifying smile before punching their lights out

- If it’s in school and he can’t fight then he will roast them crispy in front of everybody

- Like everyone will be shocked

- But let’s say he didn’t catch them

- He will notice you feeling down and uncomfortable

- Will try to lift your spirits until he figures out what’s wrong

- If he hears through the grapevine that your being targeted he’s pissed

- He will find out who it is and be on that shit like white on rice

- Has the whole vb team as backup

- When he finds out you want to straighten your hair

- He’s heart broken

- You look so good with your hair in its natural state

- “You can straighten it if you want to but don’t do it because some racist shithead put you in a corner.”

- “I want you to be able to be yourself.”

- He’s been bullied based on appearance so to see you being in a similar position has him super heated

- He will confront this person and threaten them and their friends

- “Hahaha, if you ever do some shit like that to my s/o I can and will make your life hell.” And he says it In a creepy sing song voice

- He spends the following weeks telling you how beautiful and amazing your hair looks

- And how much he thinks your skin is beautiful

- “Melatonin popping!”

- “Satori It’s melanin.”

- “Well you make it look hot!”

- Will show you off even more

- Will get super flustered if you wear his jacket

- Is always thinking “Dam this hot piece of ass is all mine and I’m gunna cherish them.”

- Oh god let the racist be on an opposing team

- God rest in piss man

- He will absolutely destroy the other team

- The other members are Lowkey scared BC they’ve never seen Tendou like this before

- “,,,,, you good fam?”

- “Perfect! Let’s go off on their asses.”

Suga:

- sugar suga momma will loose his shit too

- He probably won’t catch the person in the act but if anyone tells him he will be seeing red immediately

- He’s gunna first and foremost pamper you with love and plenty of kisses

- “You’re absolutely beautiful and your skin color only adds to that.”

- In his eyes you’ve been blessed

- ‘Brown skin girl, ya skin just like pearls Your back against the world I never trade you for anybody else’

- He will make sure you feel beautiful if it’s the last thing he does

- “Sugar, who is bothering you.”

- He says it so softly but you definitely hear the underlying threat in his voice

- He will pull up and daichi and Asahi and go tf off

- Jacks them up by their shirt and smiles

- That smile is anything but nice

- He’s like 10 seconds away from kicking ass but the other two are holding him back

- “If i ever find out that you’re bothering my s/o again. I will personally make sure you can’t do anything anymore. Okay?”

- The person will apologize to you tomorrow morning LMAO

- Straightening your hair? Nah

- He hides all that shit

- You gon get frustrated with him but he’s chilling

- “You’re not going to do it unless you want to. Some loser isn’t going to influence your decision. I won’t let them.”

- He will offer to help with your hair

- Couple activities

- He likes doing puff ya BC he can run his fingers through all of your hair

- “I use leave in first right?”

- Has been secretly watching you do your wash n go’s so he knows how to help

- Can actually do pretty decent twists

- “See? Isn’t that much better?”

Oikawa:

- okay so what if it’s his fan girls

- Overused trope? In my house? Absolutely

- He might accidentally catch them

- A snide comment here and there

- He’s way too shocked to even fight them lmao

- He will ask if you’re Gucci first

- Spends weeks building your confidence

- “I mean I look good but have you seen my beautiful s/o? Absolutely gorgeous.”

- “Dam you see how they look during golden hour? Immaculate!”

- He will smother you in love and kisses

- There is no escape

- He will suggest hair styles

- “These faux locs would look great on you.”

- This clown probably snitches to iwaizumi’s mom lmao

- (If you don’t know my hc is that She’s black and a hair stylist)

- will buy you expensive hair products

- “Dam how did that deep conditioner get there???”

- You’re now allowed to chage your hair and he will force it

- He can be aggressively loving

- If you snap at him he will snap back

- “But I’m not about to let you conform to European beauty standards. So go take out that twist out and we can go get dinner.”

- Takes you to pubic dates to show you off on purpose

- Depending on how you joke around with each other he will call you chocolate

- “ how are you doing today my beautiful dark skin chocolate Nubian royalty.”

- “Okay clown Let’s go back to the circus.”

- Will also help with hair

- He has those magic setter fingers so he can cornrow super fast without missing a beat

- Has iwaizumi help him heat up the racist

- would probably buy you an actual crown to wear

[thefuckingazebos-blog]

personal story time with reagan

so i saw someone posting hook up stories that people were sending them and mine is too long for the tumblr character limit on asks so lets fucking go:

when i was in the seventh grade, literally six years ago, i had a best friend. now me and this girl were so fucking close we would do EVERYTHING together. and slowly over time i started having a crush on her, even if she smelled like toenails lmao. anyways, there was this emoboi™ that had just started going to our school and me and my best friend who we will now call Caren were like super fucking into that whole emo™ aesthetic™ so obviously we tried our damndest to become his friend. and it fucking worked guys. it really worked. caren has like the biggest fucking crush on him and we had this other friend named kim that liked him to and kim really seemed like the biggest hoe on earth not gunna lie my guys. so me, caren and kim are all hanging out in what we like to call emoboi’s crackden listening to my chemical romance when i decided i was tired of watching kim and emoboi flirt, so i leave and just go to bayou behind his house. i literally live like 30 minutes away by car btw otherwise i would have gone home. so my dad comes and picks me up and like i go home and then i get this message from caren that kim and emoboi fucked on emoboi’s washing machine while caren was literally alone in the crackden waiting for them. we were in like 7th grade when they fucked im pretty sure. okay now fast forward to eighth grade year, i start dating our other friend (were gunna call her katy) because literally this girl was so fucking sweet and dammit guys she treated me so fucking good but NOW SHES STRAIGHT AND IM CONFUSED BUT WHATEVER FUCK. anyways caren over there gets fucking PISSED that i am dating katy and makes it very obvious that she is not happy by calling me while i am at a church thing with me and katy’s friend lizzie, and is like crying and shit and telling me shes going to kill herself. spoiler alert, she didnt. and me and katy obviously break up because katy isnt gay which is fine, whatever she was trying to figure herself out we were like 13 its fine. caren still fucking likes me and she likes emoboi even though he fucked kim and now she hates kim but whatever. so me and katy are still best friends because who cares that we dated, and she goes to this church thing that has like lock ins and shit. a few days before one that we were supposed to go to, caren tells me that she and emoboi like hooked up or some shit in his bedroom and he had an icarly poster thats literally all i remember about that kids room deadass. and i was just like oh. okay. so the night of the lock in comes around and caren tells us that apparently she helped emoboi cheat on his at the time girlfriend who she was also really good friends with and like all this shit and it was just drama and so caren felt hella bad and i was pissed tf off that she was leading me on, so like the petty bitch i was i made a plan. we had all gone somewhere with the church group and caren, katy and i were all alone in a car waiting for the lady driving us to come back. so i text caren and ask her out. obviously she says yes, because ya girl right here is a fucking CATCH. we made out in the church bathroom. and then i broke the FUCK UP WITH THAT FUCKING BITCH BECAUSE SHE LITERALLY WAS SUCH A SNAKE AND DID NOT DESERVE LOVE FROM ME I WAS TOO GOOD FOR HER SORRY ASS.

where are they now:

caren; she dropped out of school like sophomore year?? last i heard she was smoking way too much pot and being a fucking skank tank somewhere i dont even know anymore. still smells like toenails.

kim; i havent talked to her since the end of 8th grade. she became a body builder and i fucked her brother a few times until she told him to stay the fuck away from me. he obviously didnt listen.

katy; we dont talk but shes still such a precious bean. we met when we were five in a dance class and she still does dance and its adorable and i adore her so much.

emoboi; this ones actually sad so buckle up. emoboi was one of my best friends, i wont lie. he wasnt a bad person, he just made really bad decisions. sadly, he made the worst decision about two years ago and he shot himself. rip, bud. our song was helena by my chemical romance, and i will never forget that shit.

anyways if you read all of this shit, welcome to the shit show that used to be my life. obviously i changed the names incase they somehow find this, but they fucking know who they are.