#the smile thats semi permanently fixed on his face dissappears fast

[lmao-ooooooo]

the first time lan wangji meets wei wuxians parents he thinks theu HATE him but cangse sanren is a little shit like her baby boy and wei changze, well, hates him. so they put lan wangji through a trial of tests to see if hes good for their precious baby. they made congee just the way wei wuxian likes it, etc. lan wangji didnt chicken (get it) out and when they came to the drinking test, lan wangji drank their strongest wine and passed out IMMEDIATELY. wei wuxian was lowkey panicing bc hes never seen him pass out like that and when lwj wakes up he looks at wei wuxian for a long, long second then to his parents, and says with the straighest face ever:

lwj: i must thank you, for not using protection and that fateful night all those years ago and creating the most beautiful person to have ever graced this earth.

then he passes our again. wei wuxian is beet red, cangse sanren is dying on the floor with laughter because she hasnt seen something this funny since lan qirens face when she shaved of that fuckass goatee and wei changze approves of lan wangji and is looking forward towards the wedding.