#the sloth comment took me out though because I see where theyre coming from and I hate it

[torch-the-throne]

Because I saw someone on youtube call him the sloth from Ice Age and the whole rat thing leaving Everton, I'm presenting my "Anthony Gordon is in fact a moulting bird fallen from its nest and about to fight about it" agenda.

1. The gift of flight. This man gets frequent airtime and critics will say he dives more than a seagull at Tynemouth after your chips

2. Beak (affectionate)

3. The surprisingly shrill shriek of an owl in the night

4. That unsettling feeling you get when you look at an eagle head on for the first time and you go "oh wow ok you look completely different in profile don't you"

In conclusion: bedraggled bird boi, will peck