#the silly levels MUST rise. we cannot allow such weakness. theyre not interested in much these days tho so i dont even know what to emulate
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literally spent the worst years of my life allowing myself to live despite everything by justifying my existence through the entertainment value of my dostoevsky-esque suffering i was like the audience watching this are gonna think this is soo avant garde and meta. i however also understood no tragedy was interesting without dichotomy and became sillypilled!!! GOTTA KEEP THOSE RETENTION RATES UPP!! anyways that means the most soul crushing suicide inducing thing you could tell me would be that im boring
#an Event hasnt happened in so long theyre gonna get bored soon i fear#JK i dont care anymore guyss i only need my dog fr#but also what if my wife gets bored because no events r happening.. like that one thing they said offhandedly once a year ago..#I WONT LET IT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!#im THE goober boober bro im the GOOPIEST of them all and im gonna let them get BORRRED?? BOOOOORED?????#the silly levels MUST rise. we cannot allow such weakness. theyre not interested in much these days tho so i dont even know what to emulate#or make them associate with me 😓😓 i guess im on my own.#oh well i can work with that😋#globs#☆
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