#the shrooms quote came from my philosophy professor

[redbullgivesyouwingedkuriboh]

YGX characters as dumb things my friends have said:

Judai Yuki: I want to consume the health advisory lollipop.

Sho Marafuji: *whistles* Maybe I’m not a failure!

Asuka Tenjoin: I don’t steer *launches down a hill on a sled*

Jun Manjoume: Aesthetically, your dick!

Johan Andersen: *yelling at the floor* WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS!?!

Jim Crocodile Cook: I see myself as a bear. And the animal.

Austin O’Brien: I’m Sam Eagle and nothing violent happened on January 6th!

Cronos: *side-eyeing Judai* a village is not a village until it has an idiot.

Amon Garam: I’m being bullied for being upper middle class!

Fubuki Tenjoin: Go chase your bus of white girls!

Ryo Marafuji: The secret code is crowbar. *kicks down a door*

Samejima: *after watching Judai duel* …some of that was right.

Daitokuji: I am not telling you taking shrooms is a good idea, I’m reading William James.

BONUS:

Cronos: Timothee Chalamet is very pretty.

Samejima: indeed.

Cronos:

Samejima: little too young for me, though.