#the sheer amount of people who pretend to be Edward Elric in 2003 is delightful

[wickedcriminal]

Whumptober Day 9; Mistaken Identity

Exactly 100 words

"It's good to meet you, Fullmetal Alchemist, sir!"

The hulking suit of armor giggled like a child. "You've got the wrong guy."

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"Would you be the Fullmetal Alchemist?"

Russell Tringham flipped his hair with a dazzling smile.

"What tipped you off?"

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"Ah, the Fullmetal Alchemist!"

Thirteen year old Alphonse Elric wore a red coat and a ponytail, almost as though he wanted to be mistaken.

"Not quite."

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"You know, back home I was called the Fullmetal Alchemist."

Alfons Heiderich snorted out loud, then guiltily stopped himself. "Sorry."

"It's alright." Edward Elric smiled, distantly. "No one ever got it right anyway."