#the session was heavy overall like cricket wasn’t the only one to have death dreams

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

Speaking of that dnd session because I can’t talk to my friends about it since his backstory is a secret… my poor raccoon grandpa y’all

Him and half the party went down by looking at a sex cultist shape shifting cicada monster and he cast silvery barbs to protect our healer and as he did he had a flashback and thought he was reaching for his dead wife

And then he continued to have flashbacks and remembered that the worst moment of his entire life, where he had to kill his wife Daffodil in self defense, was because of an apothecary company (like big pharma but dndified) was using them as fucking lab rats to test out the right dosages to cut a medicinal/spiritual drug with rage and they got the doses wrong. And daffy tried to kill cricket and he pushed her off him and she died and then he almost died

The worst moment of a life he can’t even remember (total amnesia for everything before he was saved from the river) and it was cause a company was trying to cut costs and make a profit

Capitalism’s even hitting the dnd raccoons y’all