#the secret code at the door is: iykyk
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cjlouwho · 2 months ago
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permission to join the cult 🫡
There are special circumstances that allow me to bypass all steps to joining the cult, permitting immediate access.
I've spoken to Lou. He's deemed you worthy.
Welcome aboard 🫡
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cyberlsk · 21 days ago
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having INSANE di!leon brainrot rn so here goes:
dilf-coded neighbor leon that’s always gone and you can’t decide if it’s from crazy benders or some top secret governmental job (you decide it’s probably both) and you KNOW you should stay away but man full of secrets…and sexy…why would you?
one day you get a knock on your door and it’s him, and he’s asking for tech support (bcs old man) but all you can focus on are his low sweatpants and the way his shirt tightens when he moves (dear god) and his slutty little glasses??? i firmly believe that leon wears slutty frameless spectacles (like that one kole guy from tiktok…iykyk)
and you’re helping him reset his computer, hunched over the kitchen counter and trying every trick in the book, but it just won’t work, and he comes up behind you while you’re rubbing your temples in frustration like “it’s okay, honey, i’ll look at later.” speaking in this low soothing voice that makes you unconsciously hitch your breath. and he knows, because he’s pulling you into him, asking if you can help him out with something else instead
technical difficulties long forgotten, he’s spreading your thighs on the counter and eating you out messy and loud. he’s a talker. like he won’t stop moaning into your pussy and saying things like, “you like it when this old man takes care of you?” and praising how pretty you look rutting against him.
he gets his WHOLE face in there, nose constantly nuzzling against your clit, tongue flattening against your insides. he’s the kind of guy to experiment with his movements until you squeal and not let off when you finally do, drawing so many noises out of you that you have to bite the back of your hand.
and!! i thoroughly believe he would shortcircuit when you suck on his fingers. like, he has the impulse to move your hand away from your mouth and swipe his thumb along your bottom lip, but then you part your mouth to suck on his finger and he moans at the sight of it. and then he picks you up and throws you on the living room couch, no matter your weight! pretty soon he’s fucking you senseless while swearing that he’ll get a desk job, transfer departments, just so he can come home and spoil you every night like this <3
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lavnderwonu · 23 days ago
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erica’s 2024 tumblr wrapped!
thank you to @haologram for tagging me <3 i saw some others do this and it seems fun, so I thought i would join in on the fun. 2024 was an okay year, writing-wise, & i thank all who supported me, and the friends that i have made along the way 🫂
— stats!
— words written: 13,199 — works posted: 14
— most popular fics!
the boy next door (idol!boyfriend!wonwoo x fem!reader)
— posted: march 13 — notes: 2,161 (still shocks me...) — comments from author: this is still one of my favorite works of mine lolol. idk what it is but the whole secret relationship with wonwoo just got me.... iykyk. me and wonwoo when????
so high school (fiance!mingyu x pregnant!fem!reader)
— posted: november 11 — notes: 1,182 — comments from author: i adore this fic UGH. it was a guilty pleasure of mine to write girl dad mingyu, & future husband mingyu. this fic was so so so fun to plan out and write (especially since it was inspired by miss taylor's song off ttpd) the song is just so mingyu coded.
— my most recent fic!
book lovers (bookish!jun x bookish!fem!reader)
— posted: december 26 — notes: 102 — comments from author: another guilty pleasure of mine to write bookish characters that are obsessed with books that i am also in love with. i also kinda wrote jun in this based off jess from gilmore girls... the girls that get it get it... #teamjess anyway!
— favorite reads! in no particular order!
— home by @babyleostuff (jungkook) — healing comes in small doses: stomach bug by @tomodachiii (mingyu) — in the night by @etherealyoungk (wonwoo) — how they make you feel beautiful by @gi4hao (ot13) — life with a gamer!wonwoo be like by @intogyu (wonwoo) — their favorite thing to do with you by @intogyu (ot13) — reaction to you being a swiftie during ttpd release by @wonuwrites (ot13) — this feeling, this everglow. by @honeyciders (wonwoo) — soft, shy wonwoo falling in love for the first time by @etherealyoungk (wonwoo) — life with a clingybf!mingyu be like by @intogyu
clearly i need to reblog/save more that i read...
— top songs!
— million dollar baby by tommy richman — making out by no doubt — deeply still in love by role model — sexy to someone by clairo — pyramids by frank ocean — cardigan by taylor swift — the reflex by duran duran — don't bring me down by electric light orchestra — run by bts
— 2025 goals!
i have said it before and i'll say it again, 2025 is the year of living my life. and doing shit! i find myself constantly not doing things just because i'm scared, whether it's scared of change, or just living...idk. nothing changes if nothing changes. i have things i wanna get done this year (i.e. my degree!) and i'm doing it! change is scary but this year i wanna embrace it & grow with it. i also am always too worried about what everybody else is doing and i want to try to stop that, cause it doesn't matter. there's no timeline for life. it seems scary that i'm 25 this year and haven't done a lot of the same things as others my age and it seems lame but i'm on my own path and i need to realize that! ANYWAY enough seriousness... my other goals for this year are: run a half marathon race, dare i say... get a boyfriend..? and attend a formula 1 race later on this year (george & lewis im coming for you!!) & read more books...its good for you!! oh, and become a morning person and wake up earlier, that's good for you too.
taking a moment to thank all of those who read my works, follow me, and who have became my friend over this past year! january 2024 erica wouldn't believe that anybody even read much of her writing or even took the time to talk to her. she thought tumblr was so lonely up until recently, but we've proved 2024 erica wrong! ily all and let's have a great 2025 together!
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