#the scary spice assignment came from the fact that i threaten to stab people any time one of the pals complains about some asshole
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assigned scary spice at lunch by the work friends
#dani speaks#they also assigned me jacob to my work wife's bella#the reasoning being of all the people in our friend group#i'd be the one apparently most likely to say 'bella! where the hell have you been loca!'#which is fair!#it does have dani vibes bc it is silly and i am silly!#the scary spice assignment came from the fact that i threaten to stab people any time one of the pals complains about some asshole#the HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR sound plays in my head as i say WOW THAT SUCKS. WANT ME TO STAB EM? SLASH THEIR TIRES?#THEN i went on this whole tangent of why tf they called mel b scary spice#she's not scary at all. and apparently it was bc she wore edgier fashion? more alt stuff?#spice girls experts you may correct me on this i'd love to know more#anyway. i then turned to them and went WAIT SO I COULD LIVE OUT MY HIGH SCHOOL SCENE/PUNK/GOTH/ALT FASHION DREAMS????#they said ye and i said BOOM. SOLD.#silly and wont to stab. they have boiled me down to my two basic traits lmao#and admirer of the punk aesthetic but limited due to the whitest city ever and also money lol
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