#the sanji gender fuckery has its claws in me now gang

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it’s 3am and a thought just hit me like a lightning bolt. sanji wearing lipstick and seeing how many kisses he can leave on zoro before zoro notices.

zoro knows he’s being kissed, but he doesn’t know that sanji’s wearing lipstick 😏🤌🏼🤌🏼 PROBABLY A NUDE LIPPIE but he just thinks sanji’s being extra clingy and tolerates it when in fact… he’s covered in lipstick marks. the back of his neck, his jaw, his cheek, his forehead, hell, his lips, his knuckles, literally EVERYWHERE all over his face and neck and throat— there’s one on his shoulder where sanji got particularly adventurous and he’s getting pissed off because nami and usopp are giggling like fools and sanji looks way too smug to be washing dishes. he’s got the whole lipstick-on-collar thing going on and he doesn’t even know, poor man.

ALTERNATIVELY. he knows he has lipstick everywhere. he humours sanji and just doesn’t bother to wipe it off.