#the sand paper and rubbing achahol???
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Whys there always something going on with Murphy law’s voice 💀💀💀💀like…
“His voice is a rough growl, as if he'd just ran sandpaper over his vocal cords and cleaned the cuts with rubbing alcohol.”
“His voice is a harsh growl; as if he just swallowed a fistful of spent cigarette butts and followed it down with a sulfuric acid chaser.”
SULFURIC ACID???
he always doing too much get a warm cup of tea I promised ur voice will still be fine u dont need to do allat 😭😭☝️
#this is an old post it was in my drafts but murphy law..my pookie dookie eep eep dumb babygirl IM KIDDING im sorry (i love him still h#hes always in the bakc of my mind)#obviouslly like i know this is a metaphore#or msinimilie#like its suppsoed to like.#8its a hyperbole i thinj.#ohshhiit i frogot wahat is it iagiaj#okay but like#the sand paper and rubbing achahol???#what ARE YOU DOING TO GET A VOICE THAT WOULD BE LIKE COMPARBALE TK THAT???#i thought it was goofy to me#i felr like sharing#its so silly#mirohy. laew#rambling#very back cuz Im not as obssesed with him anymore#scp 3143
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