#the safest people in the mafia fr thanks allison what a queen

[i-am-trying-my-best-okay]

OKAY, so I just learned about the Ichirou and Allison shenanigans, and have many thoughts. But mostly, I'm just thinking about how if it were to happen, then Kevin, Neil, and Jean can get away with anything and Ichirou won't do shit because they're his girlfriend's friends.

Ichirou: "That's it! They've undermined my authority for the last time! I will get rid of th - "

Allison: "Babe."

Ichirou: "...eir attitudes with a strongly worded email. Again."