#the rule of a deadpool property is that whatever is funnier or more violent is the true thing and this is funnier to me

[sirsparklepants]

Listen. I love all the Honda Odyssey porn as much as the next bitch but I think I'm potentially the only one who DOESN'T think they fucked then. Hear me out! I think it's SO much funnier if they literally fought until Wade passed out and then Logan took the time to tie him up so tightly it's like he was tucking him in for bed and then laid down to sleep next to him and they didn't even fuck first. Also, it's more fun for me personally if the sexual tension is just sublimated the whole movie. You kidnap a guy, let him intimately get to know your insides, literally combine atoms with him while a song about blowjobs plays, and take him home to meet your family and you STILL haven't fucked yet. It's hilarious.