#the rest are extrapolated from the half dozen canon titles we get and various fanfics i like

[heinkelfingerguns]

WHAT'S YOUR STATE ALCHEMIST TITLE?!?!

BASED ON: YOUR BIRTH MONTH January - Star February - Metal March - Crystal April - Silver May - Blood June - Iron July - Electric August - Strong September - Living October - Crimson November - A HOUSEWIFE December - Gold

(disclaimer: if you were born in November no need to do the second part, congrats on being Izumi Curtis)

AND THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME (any name, i don't fuckin care, does it look like this military has standards?? I mean they let a twelve year old in)

A - Flame B - Storm C - Ice D - Blood E - Bullet F - Moon G - Courier H - Dragon I - Eye J - Sword K - Arm L - Life M - Lotus N - Gold O - Shadow P - Steel Q - Pearl R - Spear S - Crescent T - Mammoth U - Wheel V - Fist W - Crystal X - Metal Y - Arrow Z - Silver

knock yourselves out!

Someone's gotta make one of those "What's your wolf name?" things but for alchemist titles. You know the ones, it asks like what letter your name starts with and the month you were born in to spit out the name "Moon Moon" at you.

YESSS. WE NEED THAT. Imagine if that was how Bradley chose their titles. “Oh shit here comes the Moon Moon Alchemist”