#the reason this particular one-shot hasn't been finished/published yet is because it was very clear that it was.. ah.. going to be spicy

[teenycabb]

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*claps excitedly* ooh yay. so, i know the prompt is a rose for a single sentence, but i'm gonna throw in a bonus couple sentences because i can.

this is from an unfinished Luke/Mara one-shot that i have been meaning to finish, but you know, life. the prompt/trope that inspired this was "accidental marriage".

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“Mara, I’m sorry. If it makes you feel any better, it’s not likely that Magistrate Viijaamn isn’t going to spread my blunder across the galaxy. He’s not the type.”

“‘Not the type,’” Mara mocked. “It doesn’t matter if he’s not the type. He’ll contact someone in the New Republic, who will share it with someone, who will then share it with someone else, and before you know it, your sister is inviting me to Life Day parties, and Karrde will be on my ass about keeping this supposed marriage hidden from him. Not for keeping secrets mind you, but because I deprived him of the opportunity to give a truly detestable wedding gift.”