#the really crappy thing is i still can't do totk until i actually finish the rest of the story

[colapointo]

i may have accidentally beat BotW with only two divine beasts????

i was like "hyrule castle's right here, ppl keep telling me how to get in, let's check it out" and just kept going and going and going figuring i'd come up against a hard stop and just.. didn't

i killed the 1st lynel, then got owned by the 2nd and was like "i'ma skip this nonsense" and ended up fighting windblight ganon, which was much easier, and it segued into thunderblight ganon (suuuuuucked), then i was at calamity ganon and i said "fuck it we ball" (i didn't but i should have)

totally out of healing meals so i cooked radishes and meat with my sword while ganon was fucking off around the walls. i figured if i died, no big deal, i'd go back and do the story normal. and then he was dead.

i fucking killed ganon with only half the story done. my completionist, anti-spoiler self is kicking my ass down the block and around the corner